Sunday, April 12, 2015

The Justice Department gets tough

Yep, high time to crack down:

The Justice Department sent a memo to all its employees Friday warning them that eating bananas is a violation of department policy, whether off duty or on. The caution follows recent allegations that Food and Drug Administration agents had “make your own banana split parties” with agricultural laborers hired by local agribusiness cartels in Colombia.

Latina temptress

“Regardless of whether bananas are legal or tolerated in a particular jurisdiction,” Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. wrote, “consuming bananas or other forbidden fruit creates a greater demand for human trafficking victims and a consequent increase in the number of minor and adult persons trafficked into commercial fruit-picking slavery.”

An off-duty federal agent

Further details here:  Bananas, scourge of the Americas.

Report all violations to law-enforcement authorities immediately

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