Fixed That For You

* A rising tide lifts all boats.

=>  A rising tide … drowns those with no boat.

* The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

=>  The proof of the pudding is in successfully digesting it. 

(Otherwise, the pudding might have a slow-acting poison.)

* “We demand the right to contradict ourselves!”

(-- student-rebel slogan, Paris 1968)

=>  No, we don’t.

Fixed That 4 U.