Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The Mystery of the Analytical Chemist



Among the unpublished manuscripts of my late friend Dr. Watson … no, just kidding.

Our Mutual Friend, the last finished novel of Charles Dickens, does not lie at the center of most readers’ affections;  yet connoisseurs there are, who wóuld award the palm to that late work.   And one of the most memorable minor characters therein -- as minor as might be, since (if memory serves) he utters not a word at any time -- is the discreetly appearing and vanishing figure of the Analytical Chemist.  His denomination is never explained, and he is given no other name.  His ostensible function is to wait on the Veneering’s table, at that elegant or elegantesque or simili-elegant supper party which is to seal the coming-out of these arrivistes or nouvel-arrivés; his deeper purpose is … well, it must be guessed-at.   But whatever it was, Dickens was evidently quite satisfied with the results.

What does he mean, then -- and especially, why ever is he called that?
The proper approach, I now believe, is not to be overly … analytical about it (as I tried to be, upon first encountering the character, with wonder).  The phrase simply wandered into Dickens’ mind,  without any nicety of correspondence to the Dalton or Lavoisier theory of the day, and serves perfectly to suggest what needs suggesting:  neither fawning nor class resentment  on the part of the table-attendent, but cool detachment, and unwavering observation.  In this he is a forerunner of that other supranatural butler, Jeeves.
(There are differences, but these are subtle, and must await another time  for treatment, when Jeeves himself shall consent to appear at the center of our lens.)


Bonus quote:

Hungarian goulash, always a dish to be avoided unless you had had the forethought to have it analysed by a competent analytical chemist.
-- P.G. Wodehouse, Ice in the Bedroom (1961)

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3 comments:

  1. May 2026 .. So pleased to come across the Analytical Chemist. I think he must be the wine tutor of Veneering, the host lately arrived at the edge of the fashionable world.
    Our Mutual Friend is one of my favourite novels by Dickens. At 87 I have discovered another joy, of listening to all of them beautifully read by gifted actors. A whole new dimension and one that Dickens would have relished.

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    1. Thank you for your contribution. Dickens is indeed pre-eminently suitable for vocal presentation! Indeed, that is how many of his works were originally enjoyed: family readings around the hearth, as the books came out in serial installments.

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  2. Incidentally, this post was expanded here:
    https://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2018/01/the-mystery-of-analytical-chemist.html

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