A Minimalist Woodchuck

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[The reason for this inane post  can be sought here:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2011/07/seek-and-ye-shall-find-progress-report.html ]


[Update later this evening]   It's working it's working !
Ggl
=> minimalism woodchuck
gets you to WDJ   on the very first page !!

-- However.... The shelf life  of this triumph ....
is very brief ..........

so ............

Twitter all your friends,
and all your Friends of Friends,
and even your Friend of a Friend of a FOF FRIEND of a friend ........................................

and have them link
to this very page

via the searchstring
...
"minimalism woodchuck"
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Your reward will be in Heaven,
if not on Earth .....

Mobystich, v. 7

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its blank bulk hulking   bleak and evil   mired in its own mass

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Monostich porn

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sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (!)

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[Note:   The above is not a proper monostich, but simply a cry of despair that our many tasty, chewy monostichs  and excellent essays thereon   still have not promoted WDJ  to anywhere in the first several pages of Google returns.  What is this -- has Exxon garnered a corner in monostichs?  Are the Illuminati  involved ?

Anyhow -- the above one suxxxxxxxx.  If you want to read a real monostich, click here and here and here. ]

Mobystich, v. 6

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two hundred tons of blank immensity     immobile and alone

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Note:  The reason these things are labeled “versions” is that they are all instantiations of the original Urmobystich or Moby-Archistich.  In the spirit of Minimalism, we would not wish to devote more than one single monostich to the subject of Moby Dick;  he himself would wish it no otherwise.     In the ideal Mobystich Acquisition Device, there exists but a single monostich;  yet by Symmetry Breaking, this gets framed differently on different days.   These are, you might say, contextually conditioned mobyphones deriving from a single basic monosticheme.
[For the pronunciation of that last, $500 word, click here:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2011/11/orthoepy-of-monostich.html
Once you have mastered it, simply walk into any singles bar
(provided you are single; offer void where prohibited)
and utter those plangent syllables.
Never again need you spend the night alone. ]
 

Mobystich, v. 5

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that gullet which gulped Jonah    claimed auch Ahab ....  ))* (urp) *((

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Mobystich, v. 4

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weight-laden, the whale wallows     blindingly white

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Mobystich, v. 3

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the whale's weight  pales       amid the darkling depths

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Moby Monostich -- Take Two

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its pale  weight  wafts       above the unplumbed deep

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[Such endless variety hath the monostich, each one glinting facet of a gem!
The tale beginneth here.]
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