It is time to come clean.
They got me dead to rights.
Yes, penguin-fans, behind this mild disguise, I am in fact an International Man of Mystery. Actual documentary footage of my exploits has just been wikileaked to the Net:
Ouais, c'est mouais ! le docteur Justice !!
-- Uh-oh, game over. My cover's blown. “M” is putting me on the next plane home. My days of international intrigue are done. I am thinking of taking up crochet.
[Note: The handsome fellow in the car is me. The fat schlumpf you see at work or mowing my lawn is just my stunt double.]
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