Don’t bother to read this piece -- it’s just an experiment.
Earlier this evening I put up a post -- a slight thing, ephemeral -- which, within one minute of posting, suddenly had more hits than this site’s more timeless contemplations get in a week. In a good week.
Our Webmaster, Dr. Massey, suggested that these hits -- implausibly instantaneous to be from actual people -- might stem from some indexing engine, that smacks in on any site whatsoever, that mentions, even glancingly, in this case (though now I tremble to mention it) D-d-donald … Tr*mp …. Ready to pounce upon any instance of badmouthing, or badthink.
Either that, or some shadowy entity ...
So, purely as an experiment, here goes a bunch of hogwash:
Sarah Palin Sarah Palin Sarah Palin Sarah Palin
(don’t read this)
Sarah P. Palin, Sarah “the Bear-Slayer” Palin,
Sarah of Alaska, Saint Sarah, Sarah the Great; - - -
Sarah of Alaska, Saint Sarah, Sarah the Great; - - -
sexy Sarah Palin, undraped Sarah Palin,
Sarah in her birthday suit,
Sarah with a capybara in compromising positions …
= > FEDS RAID ROMNEY LOVE-NEST -- IBOGAINE, CAPYBARA FOUND
(Hey -- I trust nobody’s reading this.
It’s for trawlers, not human beings.)
BRITNEY WEDS NIGERIAN VIAGRA KING AND ACHIEVES HUGE MORTGAGE!!!
(Hey -- didn’t I tell you not to read this?)
“Never before have I achieved such a mortgage with a man,” breathed the buxxxom American icon, breathily. “You could call it the climaxxx of my financial life.”
Asked to comment, her husband, King Mbebe, intoned:
“Mbaba mbubu ba-wala bu-gugu k-kaka.”
“Never have I known such a night of liquid bliss,” continued the starlet, “since last I achieved organism with the Pope.”
For the opportunity – not to be missed! – of contributing the totality of your assets to the happy couple’s Wedding Present fund, visit our Web site,
(that URL represents a sub-experiment within the larger experiment)
Passphrase for OP MAJESTIC:
crNpf32sss/sss/1
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