Q: What is the
fundamental difference between protons and electrons?
A: Protons
stand up to pee; electrons sit
down.
Q: How come Einstein was so brilliantly right in everything he ever did (including even his so-called
‘greatest blunder’, the cosmological constant, which has returned to the
forefront of research), whereas everything Donald Trump does is so moronically
mistaken?
A: Trump is
actually Einstein’s antiparticle.
Q: Does the sky
look blue from the outside as well?
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