Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Phrontiers of Physix

Q:  What is the fundamental difference between protons and electrons?
A:  Protons stand up to pee;  electrons sit down.

Q: How come Einstein was so brilliantly right in everything he ever did (including even his so-called ‘greatest blunder’, the cosmological constant, which has returned to the forefront of research), whereas everything Donald Trump does is so moronically mistaken?
A:  Trump is actually Einstein’s antiparticle.

Q:  Does the sky look blue from the outside as well?
A:  What a question.

~  The World of Dr Justice ~
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