Showing posts with label Velvets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Velvets. Show all posts

Thursday, August 27, 2026

Virginity and the Velvets

 

AI] "I'm Sticking With You" is a song by the influential American rock band The Velvet Underground, recorded in 1969 but left unreleased until it appeared on their 1985 outtake compilation album, VU.

Vocals: The song is notable for featuring rare lead vocals by the band's drummer, Moe Tucker, alongside a dual-lead vocal track with Lou Reed.

The track gained widespread modern recognition after being featured on the soundtrack of the 2007 film Juno.

Tone: It features a remarkably sweet, naive, nursery-rhyme-like melody paired with whimsical lyrics like, "I'm sticking with you 'cause I'm made out of glue."

 

dj]  Sweet, and faux-naif;  from a band which, in its early days, was often ferociously paraphiliac.

In tone, it recalls the song “I’ve got a brand-new pair of roller-skates; you’ve got a brand-new key”;  which, despite its obvious possible lingam-and-yoni interpretation, remains chastely faux-naif.

 

Every so often, a singer who has explored many darksome wild places, will come out with an isolated song, minimalist in musicality and faux-naif in theme, as though taking a break from his own hectic history.

As, Bob Dylan, "Build me a cabin in Utah / Marry me a wife, catch rainbow trout / Have a bunch of kids who call me ‘Pa’ / That must be what it's all about".

 

One noontide, shortly after that song came out, and in the refectory of Winthrop House, anno domini 1970, sitting with a Cliffie whom I rather wistfully fancied, I fleetingly (and, as I thought, identifiably intertextually) expressed a kind of yearning to go out to Utah.

“UUUUUUU-YOO-tah?!?!!!!” the minx replied, for whom Utah, even in metaphor, could never be other than flyover territory  (and she, without a window-seat).  “R  -   U   -  effing  -- CRAY-Z ?????!!!!”

 

And that is why we do need the faux-naif.

 

 

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Analysis & Emotion


It is a very delicate balance:  between analytical sterility;  and emotional mush.

Normally, when  I have focussed upon the analytic, to the point of (possibly) diminishing returns,
I refresh myself by a dip in the depths,  with a bit of this:

            Miller’s Crossing:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2YPsfwSPGg

Or (in case of dire need)  this:
            SisterRay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HH7L4oPPGo&feature=related

Live, jumble-scrambled, but not-unworthy version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEM1wayCOjI&feature=related
The vocals are drowned, but that only serves Minimalism. 
(Cf. the album version of "The Gift".)



Emploi du temps  for your retirement:

drink drink drink
     think think think
          drink drink drink
               think think think

[Update -- Flash Critic ]  It is rumored that there is a Velvet version of “Sister Ray”
that lasts,
not twenty minutes or half an hour,
but
twenty-three years !!!!!!!!!

Bitte sehr, to upload   to this site.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Cello solo


I don’t generally like atonality (neither aesthetically, nor philosophically), but I totally get this:


There’s a new book out, about the origin of music as being imitation of animal-sounds.  The piece here referenced  takes the opposite track,  from music, back to biology.

Monday, March 5, 2012

An Exciting Story


… in a great big clipper ship,
going from this land into that,
in a sailor’s  suit and cap …
-- Lou Reed  ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=nz6nq4AhFZE )

Doctor Dolittle had a good idea.  He decided to have an adventure.
He decided to get together his trusty ship  and sail to Antarctica,
to seek out the Penguin King.

He took along his friends for crew and company:
Tommy, Polynesia, Gub-Gub, and all the rest.
They packed special things in their duffel bags,
good things to eat, and things to keep warm.

This was an important scientific expedition.
Doctor Dolittle knew the penguin language very well,
but he needed to clear up some fine points about relative clauses and intransitive verbs.

They sailed, and they sailed, and they sailed.

Finally they reached Antarctica.  Lots of ice!
They looked all around as if they were lost.
Then Doctor Dolittle pulled out a map.

“It says here the Penguin King lives at the South Pole.”
So they all pulled on their mittens  and walked to the South Pole.

“Look!” said Gub-Gub. “Up ahead -- the Penguin King!”
And there he was.
He perched on a throne, and wore a golden crown.
That way everybody knew that he was King.
They said things like “Your Highness” and “Your Majesty” a lot.
It was fun.

Doctor Dolittle and the Penguin King said things in penguin talk.
The Penguin King asked how things were back at Oxford, where he’d read Greats.
Doctor Dolittle said that things back at Oxford were just swell.
Meanwhile Gub-Gub  played with the chicks.

“Well, it’s time for my nap,” said the Penguin King.
“Yes,” said the Doctor, “and we must be back at Puddleby in time for tea.”

So they shook hands (or flipper, as the case may be),
and Doctor Dolittle sailed back to England,
brushed his teeth, and went to bed.

Night night, sleep tight --
Don’t let the bedbugs bite !

Sunday, February 26, 2012

"The Passion"

[In keeping with the Lenten season, we shall be posting some older essays.
 This one dates from 2004, when Mel Gibson's movie came out.]

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 Suzanne & I just saw “The Passion”.  It was hard to stroll into the cineplex with an innocent eye, as our ears rang with the advance commotion:  everything from the First Things reviewers placing the movie literally in the company of the Allegri “Miserere” and the Divina Commedia, to Roger Ebert calling it “the most violent film I have ever seen” (suggesting, improbably, that he hasn’t seen many films), Slate calling it “Mel Gibson’s bloody mess”, and The New Republic calling it (with delirious untruth) “deeply cynical”.
The unavoidable question, which faces every citizen every time he nears a water cooler, is: Is it anti-Semitic?
            It’s supposed to be a movie you either love or loathe; I walked out thinking it the best movie in Aramaic I’ve seen all year (but who knows what March might bring). And one would not, I submit, were one somehow to walk in like the ideal juror, entirely without predisposition, having  just that afternoon  returned from an extended visit to the outer planets  and not had time to check a newspaper,   pick out precisely anti-Semitism or the lack of it  as the issue on which this movie turns.  That focus stems more from what viewers bring to the table, than what the film itself sets out for us to eat.

To see this, try a little thought-experiment.
There are only three characters in the movie  who, from their own spontaneous goodness and not from any contact with charisma or favors received, come forth to ease Christ’s sufferings:  the Virgin, Veronica, and Pilate’s wife. All are women. And all the bestial people are men.  Now, suppose that the director was a feisty feminist, and the advance buzz had been that the movie was Amazonian.  Same movie, same Rorschach blot. But we’d be having a different (and equally pointless) debate.
Or, suppose the director were a Catholic Ukrainian.  Now, the Ukraine is currently being torn, as was the Church as a whole in history, by schism, Roman versus Eastern Orthodox.  Advance buzz: Would the director somehow smuggle this controversy into the movie?  And lo, the soundtrack is in *Latin* (not Greek, as some reviewers have objected), and the Sanhedrin, good Lord, not like any rabbis we’ve ever seen, Caiaphas looks straight out of Byzantium!  Obviously the Vatican fix is in!
For that matter, suppose the director was actually *Jewish*, and the buzz was: he’s slyly made a movie to confound anti-Semites.  You could find blobs in the exact same blot to support even this thesis.  For:  The first person we see on-screen being converted from hostility to awe at Jesus  is Malchus, a Jew; and the one who physically most suffers for Jesus, and risks his own life in his defense, is another Jew, Simon of Cyrene, who carries the cross, and whose role is blown up way beyond the bare mention in the Gospels (indeed he has one of the more loquacious speaking parts in this laconic movie). The Virgin Mary speaks little beyond a line from the Passover Seder. Jesus himself we experience verbally almost exclusively through the medium of a Semitic language. But above all, the movie goes out of its way to depict the trial and condemnation  as the action of a cabal,  not of Jews as a whole  nor even the of rabbinate.  During the trial, which is represented as taking place under cover of darkness (pace Luke 22:66, “When day broke…”), one Jew objects that the whole thing is a farce, with contradictory testimony, and another objects that not all the religious authorities who should be  are present. This is not scriptural; indeed, Mark 14:54 and 15:1, Matthew 26:59  specify “the whole Sanhedrin”.  So who is responsible for the terrible events?  Visually the movie has an answer: Satan, a riveting figure, ever gliding behind the scenes, neither Jewish nor Gentile, neither female nor male, and in this context, very much the director’s own invention.

In recent years, movies have become increasingly self-referential and incestuous (now that there are at last many decades of film history to refer to, and now that the general public, with access to vast DVD collections, is in a better position to actually get the references). “The Passion” does not come from this world.  It’s less a traditional film than a passion play, a ritual re-enactment.  If you weren’t well versed in the Gospels, most of it wouldn’t even make sense, starting from the very first scene:  Who is this guy in the garden, and why is he so upset?  Allusions are elliptical: we see a flashback of the episode of the Woman Taken in Adultery, with no depiction of the accusation (let alone of the infraction) nor the defense, just the telling strange memorable detail of Jesus doodling with his finger  in the sand.  Bible mavens will see, in the mise en scene of Judas’ hanging, a reference to Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, and perhaps an ironic echo of Samson, saved by the jawbone of an ass; but to the general audience, it must seem like a touch from Sergio Leone. Critics have dwelt on the extended flagellation scene (which doubtless felt even more extended for the prisoner), but there’s another emphatic and violent motif which is not so much in the cinematic tradition (several movies have had a scourging or a caning as their physical high-point):  Christ falling with his cross, not once but three times, with a boom and in slow motion.  What’s that about?  To understand it you practically have to be Catholic: the movie is patiently replaying each of the Stations of the Cross. The movie is trying to do something -- much as celebration of the Mass does something -- and not be just an artistic effect.  Quite in keeping with this is the lack of star actors, or a spate of TV commercials touting the film.  And to make it, the director put several million of his own money into the collection plate.  You have to respect that.

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For a strangely affecting  melding of sight and sound, click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5WOGaYUQWg&feature=related

Monday, October 17, 2011

De Imitatione Christi


(strange, this)

   You held up a stage coach in the rain
   And I'm doing the same
   Saw you hanging from a tree
   And I made believe it was me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuV3ElYHYe4&NR=1

The singing is amateurish beyond calculation.  Yet -- judge not lest ye be judged -- suffer little children to come unto Me !  Suddenly it is as if she is your very own daughter -- your heart goes out.

[Update June 2013]  The conspiracy of gray-faced deatheaters now blocks this video, with this note:  "Not available in your country."  What -- North Korea?  No, America.
[To view it, use an anonymizer, like TOR.]

-- OK no worries, here's another post of the same thing ("I'm Sticking With You", by the Velvet Underground).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5je_eK0V1w
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And this -- as simple as can be, in singing, tune, and instrumentation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqt0vtYT5s&NR=1

("Juno" soundtrack; sung by Kimya Dawson.)
Complication comes in only later in the song, when it becomes a round.  And yet.... this canon-form we learn by kindergarten, with "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".   Elementary in each part, yet as a whole, giving even young children a glimpse of the infinite.

Maximal/Minimal


[Warning !  The videos linked-to are rated NC-53 !!  No-one under the age of 53 or so should watch them !   And even these, only after making Confession, and taking Communion. -- Everyone else -- Read the Gospels;  Smash the State;  and get married; OK ? ? ? ]

Maximal, in that:  Everything is at stake.
Minimal, as regards the artistic means.

("Heroin".  The Velvets.)
This one is meditative, ethereal;  and minimal, principally in the singing.  Quite beautiful organ, which strains not at all  to achieve its effect.  Reed's signature sassybrash streetwise delivery  is here muted.  [Update 5 Jan 2013.  Evil forces manipulated by the Illuminati  have just removed this. Internauts!  Strive to retrieve...]
This one is minimal  in the violin-drone.  Notice that the violinist here is apparently an angel, blessedly content to play but the single note assigned to him.
Both these performances are redemptive:  strange, in view of the lyrics, and the lifestyle of the bandmembers at the time.  For this paradox, compare our remarks about "Backstreet Girl", here:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2011/06/de-musica-de-gloria-incipit.html

In this early recording, as in the later Stones recordings, the vocals are drowned.  If this was the only version you knew, it would be nonsense;  but knowing the full performance, you realize that it captures the essence, which is indeed but the drone (“Ommmm”), later disintegrating into a screechyscream as the addict starts coming off his high.
It pretty much sounds like a badly-mixed rendition of the original album version.
I included it  not for itself, exactly, but as part of the ongoing meditation about Minimalism.
The Velvet's were so much about Lou Reed's precise and penetrating enunciation;  yet here they are lost almost entirely, and the song still works.  Trending towards that ideal, treated here in as much detail as the topic needs:

http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2011/09/monostich-xxix.html


The album version (which I, well, basically grew up with) remains unsurpassed on its own hyperplane; but the first-mentioned live version represents a reflective step back, and maybe up.
[Note:  I may actually have attended this concert; hard to tell.  The camera angle isn’t from where I sat;  and so long ago …]
Musical oddity of the album version:  The drummer, who in principle  keeps the rhythm for the whole band, eventually drifts off into her own tempo-space.  Yet this somehow does not spoil the song -- perhaps because it acurately reflects the way drug-users, nodding out, lose contact with one another.

One of the young commenters on YouTube said:  What do you mean by Hair-Oh-In?? Joan of Arc ???
Answer:  Yes !!!  That is what he was trying to mean.  Take up your rosary, bless you, and say prayers to the Maid of Orléans ….

Wondering what had become of him in later days, I checked Wiki, and found this:
“On April 12, 2008, Reed married longtime companion Laurie Anderson in a private ceremony in Boulder, Colorado.”

God bless the blushful couple ! 

Actual footage of the wedding-ceremony:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5je_eK0V1w&feature=related
This one is reminiscent of "Jesus, Help Me Find My Proper Place", in its concerted attempt to recapture simplicity and innocence.  And it goes farther, in that it sacrifices professional for entirely amateurish singing.  Just as God made us, that is.  That is genuine humility.
Laus deo.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Bulwark of Sanity: the traditional family


The latest red flag about messing with the natural process of mother and child:   
new dangers of Caesarian sections.

If humanly possible, deliver your babies and nurse them  the way Our Lady  nurtured Our Lord.

For a meditation on the traditional family, click here.

For a detective-story which turns upon the tragedy of abandoning the nurturing family, click here.

For the effects of Hardin’s Law (“You can never do just one thing”), click here.


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Miscellaneous madness, in the absence of such sanity:

This summer a Swedish woman celebrated the 29th anniversary of her marriage to the Berlin Wall. Yes, you read that correctly. Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means "Berlin Wall" in German, "wed" the concrete structure on June 17, 1979. The Swede claims she fell in love with her future "husband" when she first saw it on TV as a child.

A Tennessee pastor who allegedly helped a woman abscond to central America with her 9-year-old daughter  has been charged with aiding a kidnapping, the latest twist in a long-running custody dispute between former lesbian partners.

http://jacksonville.com/opinion/editorials/2011-11-17/story/will-there-be-others-cristian
Welcome to the world of single mothers and half-brothers.  "Cristian" in name only..

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And here's a wholesome singalong song, suitable for children !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZtAAQUBVL4&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_6SfwsQcb0&NR=1




[Update 28 June 2015] Amid the pink explosions of celebration of paraphilia, the Sunday Review section of the New York Times  nonetheless allowed this token remaining op-ed-er to have his say:

Friday, July 1, 2011

Dialectical Minimalism



Her flat, unmusical, decongestant-needing, but somehow affecting voice,
covering an unreleased wondrous
Dylan singing, with his magicalmusical  jangly piano:

and ! the ! strings !!!   in blatant counterpoint !!!!!

Lord -- hear our ragged last confessions,
as we (with aching pity)
do hear this.