Wednesday, January 23, 2013

On Sex and C. S. Lewis (updated)

I’m in the midst of reading an informative and entertaining volume by Edward Craig:  Philosophy: a Very Short Introduction (Oxford, 2002).  It engagingly tells me about some things which I know little about (e.g. Buddhism -- though here his exposition rather motivates me to know even less) and Nietzsche (whom I haven’t read  since I was a lad in lederhosen, but the reminder  led me to pull down  off the old shelf   those Goldmanns Gelbe Taschenbücher --  alas, in type too small for these old eyes).  But occasionally he writes of matters I do know something about, and one of these I wish to address:  his digs at C. S. Lewis.
Craig begins (p. 91) by alluding to Lewis marveling at the magnitude of a young man’s sex drive (not limited by periods of rut or oestrus), which, if it had its way, might “populate an entire village” (as indeed has apparently happened in the case of certain potentates of history, and occasionally  in our own day).   Craig then makes noises in favor of Nature, which, decoratively red in tooth and claw, “can be relied upon to ensure that this does not happen very often, to put it mildly.”

(Craig’s mild irony, which he puts forward as self-evident, requires some sympathetic interpretation if it is to make sense.   After all, something very much like that male hyperfecundity does regularly happen in some species, such as the elephant seal.  All Craig can really mean is that we can’t all be alpha-males  -- an arithmetic tautology  well within the grasp of C.S. Lewis.)

He concludes (p. 92):

            C. S. Lewis’s imagination was floating well clear of the facts.

(If you read that too hastily, you might miss the insinuation in that choice of word, imagination :  the image that epithet covertly  evokes  is that of sexual fantasizing, the frustrated dreams of potency by a celibate Oxford don. )

Well, let us be clear about what the facts actually are, before we go floating off.
Right off, if the author’s intention was to present a gleaming uncontroversial example of Natural Selection, versus a yahoo’s failure to appreciate it, it was a singularly unhappy choice.  Sex has always been a puzzle, precisely for students of Natural Selection, and Darwin himself was the first to notice this.   In a remarkable display of intellectual integrity, no sooner had Darwin achieved renown for his theory of Natural Selection, than he maintained that that very theory was inadequate in an important respect:  Sex just did not fit in with the established pattern of facts.  So far from dismissing this as a mere anomaly, he set up a second and parallel hypothesis of Sexual Selection.   (Sidenote:  Darwin’s reticence and self-critiques are exemplary in the history of public thought.  More typically, an intellectual or semi-intellectual comes up with a single Neat Idea (“soft power”!  “themata”! “the world is flat”!) and attempts to dine out on it for the rest of his career. )

In Darwin’s time, the puzzle was insoluble, since he lacked -- and was candidly aware that he lacked -- knowledge of the mechanism of the rise and maintenance of variation:  the world awaited Mendel, laboring obscurely in his monastery.   Once the algebra of genes was sorted out, for a while some scientists thought they had the key:   Sex dumps two separate sets of genes into the tombola, shuffles well, and voilà, all the variation you could ever wish for, a bonanza for Selection to work on.   That seems so sensible, many of us believed it for years, never giving it a thought.   So I was startled to learn that this account is now quite controversial -- having to do with such matters as the status of group-selection and the game-theoretic view of gene propagation.  The subject deserves a separate essay (or a separate book), but a thumbnail summary might go:  from the standpoint of the Selfish Gene, the world appears as it does to Donald Trump:  “I’m already perfect, just as I am !  Just make more clones of me-e-e-e-e-e ! ! !”

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We thus leave the evolutionary mystery of sex to its able investigators, and return to C.S. Lewis.

Since Craig didn’t source his paraphrase, nor provide a googlable direct quotation, I had to hunt a bit.   And in riffling through a stack of CSL’s writings on my desk, in search of the passage in question, I was reminded that he actually wrote very little about sex itself (as opposed to love: beautifully in The Four Loves), so it is difficult to come up with passages illustrating the range of his thought.   Most of these volumes lack subject-indexes, alas;  and in those that have them, like the essay-collection God in the Dock, the word “sex” does not even appear.  I finally came upon the passage Craig was paraphrasing  in the chapter “Sexual Morality”, originally a wartime radio-talk, collected in the volume Mere Christianity.  Lewis continues the analogy with food, in a sort of parable:

Or take it another way.  You can get a large audience together for a strip-tease act -- that is, to watch a girl undress on the stage.  Now supposed you came to a country where you could fill a theatre by simply bringing a covered plate on to the stage  and then slowly lifting the cover so as to let every one see, just before the lights went out, that it contained a mutton chop or a bit of bacon, would you not think that, in that country, something had gone wrong with the appetite for food?

The flavor of that passage is probably enough for you to surmise that C.S. Lewis was neither a prude nor a suppressed lecher.   The whole chapter is wonderfully rich and subtle, and it seems Craig must have read it, yet he offers a bonehead summary:  “Before you castigate yourself a sinner and start bewailing the lost innocence of the human male…”   Lewis’ actual emphasis is quite otherwise:

The old Christian teachers said that if Man had never fallen, sexual pleasure, instead of being less than it is now, would actually have been greater. … Christianity is almost the only one of the great religions which thoroughly approves of the body … If anyone says that sex, in itself, is bad, Christianity contradicts him at once.

Lewis never hectors his audience about sinfulness and sex; in fact, reminiscing about his talks with the troops, he noted that he soon gave up even mentioning fornication in such a connection, since the troops themselves simply had no conception of sinfulness in that regard;  a much more fruitful subject was always “a sin that I myself had committed the previous week”.   Nor did he much regret this loss of subject-matter, for as he concludes his chapter:


Though I have had to speak at some length about sex, I want to make it as clear as I possibly can  that the centre of Christian morality is not here.  If anyone thinks that Christians regard unchastity as the supreme vice, he is quite wrong.  The sins of the flesh are bad, but they are the least bad of all sins.

Incidentally -- lest you imagine that Lewis is idiosyncratic on this subject, compare this, from a prominent Jesuit:

Pleasure itself is never wrong.
-- James Schall, S.J., The Order of Things (2007), p. 102

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So.  I believe I have successfully defended C.S.Lewis against any suggestions that he was either a prude or a scold;  but what of his original suggestion that the sexual instinct in modern man has somehow gone wrong ?  That is indeed a startling thesis -- and utterly at variance with the  contemporary climate of right-thinking opinion that anything goes and that’s just dandy.  Gone wrong, not in the matter of excess of appetite (his parable about the village-populator was indeed not happily chosen, for the reason Craig notes), but almost the opposite -- in its perversion to ends having nothing to do with procreation.  And in this, I believe he was right -- even prescient, for matters have grown publically worse than in his day.   In his day there were no pressure-groups for the “transgendered”, nor for the sad souls who can find no psychosexual relief until they have their own leg amputated. 

By chance -- though not a long-shot, for the media brim with such things -- upon putting down the passage quoted at the beginning of this essay, I picked up a newspaper, and happened upon an article telling of a local man being sentenced to a long prison-term for possession of child pornography.  But what struck me was this detail:  When the police raided his home, they found over seventy-five thousand photographic images.  Now, surely even a naturalist who roams the globe documenting a variety of species in a panoply of ecotones, would not be so dedicated as to accumulate a (much more variegated) cache of that size.   For, all of this sad man’s photos presumably make the same, identical point.  See:  little girl;  no wee-wee.  Granted, every lad needs to learn that, and it’s surprising at first.   But why does he need to be told that, seventy-five thousand times?
Nor is the problem  that of just a few fringe deviants.  Such musically talentless divas as Madonna and (the pen recoils at even spilling its ink  to write this name) Lady Gaga,  have garnered their mass appeal -- among your sons and daughters and mine -- precisely by exploiting the lure of perversion, and the Satanic aspects of fallen sex. 
And even among the generality who do not indulge in such things, the fibre has somehow slackened, so that all we can do is mumble “Not that there’s anything wrong with that”.
But there really is something wrong with that;  and there is no limit to the depths to which depravity will go, if given a leash long enough:  In 2001, a German homosexual named Armin Meiwes posted an online ad for a well-built young male to volunteer to be slaughtered and eaten.  He received numerous replies to this tempting offer;  the lucky winner was a 43-year-old engineer.   Let Wiki tell the rest, in mouth-watering detail:

As is known from a videotape the two made when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes's home in the small village of Rotenburg, Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and the two men attempted to eat the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes' penis. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then fried the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine and garlic; he then fried it with some of Brandes' fat but by then it was too burned to be consumed. He then chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog.

Which wine they had set aside to accompany this spicy delicacy is not recorded.

Bad enough;  but again, the supine impotence of the broader society before such atrocities must be noted.  Cannibalism was not even a crime in Germany (it being, after all, the traditional practice of those differently-cultured); nor could a straight case of murder be made out, since the entrée had voluntarily entered into this little intimacy between consenting adults.   They finally charged the gourmand with the archaic charge of “desecrating a corpse”.   This could not refer to the grotesque  and protracted emasculation described above -- the law was cool with that -- since the celebrant was then still living.   It was only because Herr Meiwes chopped up the rest of him and popped it in the pantry, that this ludicrous mini-charge could be brought.

C.S. Lewis was right on target.  There is indeed something amiss in the modern mechanism of sex.  Something is truly out of kilter, in a way that Darwin, despite his many merits, does not begin to explain.

That our philospher can dismiss him offhandedly is probably due, not to any deficiencies in Lewis' arguments, which are closely-reasoned always, but to the unspoken assumption that any out-and-out Christian must be an intellectual lightweight.   But a similar diagnosis was arrived at by the atheist Sigmund Freud:   "The sexual life of man is seriously disabled;  it sometimes makes the impression of being a function in process of becoming atrophied."  (Quoted in E. Jones, Freud, III 341)

(Note:  To keep your own healthy instincts from atrophying, simply click here:
  Dames, dames, dames )

[Update 31 May 2012]  Herr Meiwes is not without his acolytes:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2012/05/necrophilia-not-that-theres-anything.html
This is not Darwinian.  This is Satanic.

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Re-reading, I notice another sidewise swipe at CSL:  Craig identifies him as a “popularist Christian theologian”.   (Sorry, professor:  You mess with my dawg, I mess with you.)  I am unsure what that “popularist” is supposed to imply -- is it a sly way of saying “pop”?  Is it a misspelling of "populist" (something Lewis emphatically was not)?  Or is it an awkwardly-worded reference to Lewis’s thoroughly honorable work -- much of it in the service of British troops in wartime -- in conveying some ideas of philosophy and of Christianity to the general public, much as Craig himself (in Oxford’s cleverly conceived and slickly marketed series of uniform Livre-de-poche-style mini-volumes or maxi-pamphlets) has done for philosophy, minus the Christianity?    Or can he possibly mean that Lewis ‘played to the populace’, watering solid doctrine down into milksop for the masses?  If that be the meaning, he has stood truth on its head.  -- In any event, Lewis never claimed to be a theologian, so far as I know  (In his public talk at Oxford, printed as "The Inner Circle", he describes himself merely as "a middle-aged moralist".)    He claimed to be a professor of literature, and he claimed to be a Christian -- a “mere” Christian, in fact.

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But let us turn from these perhaps impalpable ethical/sociological observations, and return to the lab-last of exact and unforgiving Science.

Biologically, there is more to reproduction of  kind  than merely impregnation.    Of late, indeed, statistical medical investigations have increasingly stressed developmental (intra-uterine) environmental factors apart from strict Mendelian genetics -- an area that blurs the line between Nature and Nurture.   We shall briefly examine these, note their application to the species Homo sapiens, and conclude that, here as well, there are trends that raise Lewisian concerns.  Darwin, rather than puffing on his pipe and chortling “Just as I predicted !”, would probably recoil in horror.


The three basic stages in the reproductive cycle are:
            (1) Fertilization (impregnation)
            (2) Gestation (pregnancy)
            (3) Post-natal care.

This last, for familiarity and concision, we shall call simply “parenting”, although the behaviors it covers, in this species or that, may be remote from those conjured in any issues of Family Circle.   The mommy ichneumon fly, who unfortunately will be elsewhere engaged when her little ones emerge, thoughtfully provides for them after she is gone, by laying her eggs inside a paralyzed wasp, so that the hatchlings will have something to chow down on right from the get-go.

We have touched above on the paraphilias, in which activities are somehow powered by energy diverted from the sex-drive -- rather like stealing electricity from a power-line -- which do not lead to impregnation.   These need not be floridly deviant to qualify from an impartial Darwinian perspective:  simple contraception falls under this head.

[... tbd ?]

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Present Mirth hath Present Laughter (bis)



"O Mistress Mine"
Sedate and stately -- and  past breathing   sweet




[A note to our younger readers:
The term mistress here appears, of course, in its Elizabethan sense,
with none of the contemporary shady connotations:
it is closer to m’lady or damsel than  to concubine or kept woman.
Mistress is cognate with master, and retains that sense
in phrases like “mistress of the situation”
or “the moon is a harsh mistress.”
Indeed, to the extent that any prior or prospective intimacy is implied,
this inheres in the possessive pronoun,
and not in the noun.
Nay further:  not in the mere pronoun as such,
since there is no such connotation in “my lord”, “my good sir”, or “my dear fellow”;
rather, in the expressive post-position of same.

For a glance at a similarly old and honorable word,
click here:  gentleman.]


Sancta Caecilia, canta pro nobis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNAHkcMCtIU&feature=related
Sprightly, with a soaring soprano, almost beyond the auditory range.

(Fast-forward past the jugglery tomfoolery at the end,
and you will be rewarded with an instrumentally extraordinarily serious and deliberate performance,
by older, seasoned players (including Julian Bream)
and a beautiful baritone  who understands everything
about love and the ladies ...)

[Update]  Re-watching/listening this,  one is struck
by just how superserious
are all the instrumentalists
(Bream in particular).
It is as if they are performing  particularly delicate  brain-surgery,
on (say) the President, or the Pope.
Which in a sense they are.
Attempting, with all diligence, to keep the beautiful Elizabethan vision alive,
amid the wreck of our present culture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVSogD3IvS4&feature=related
This one's by a countertenor, which is inherently weird,
but very much in the Elizabethan spirit.
After all, the actresses were all actors, back then.
Shakespeare would have approved.



Whither away   so fleet?
Soft down   adorn thy feet
as we  in lilies lie,
our love   a lullaby.
-- Anon., school of Crashaw

Gaudeamus, igitur




The birds and blossoms
avaunt away.
Where was the blue sky,
‘twill all be gray.
Where spread the greensward
cold snow lies white.
As now sweet sunset--
‘twill soon be night.

--  Thomas Campion  (previously unpublished;  private collection)



Carpe florem
            Carpe diem,   noctem   etiam capere

Stay, stay --  let not the call of false cock crowing
'tice thee away, who in my arms dreamt on
beneath th’ unseeing stars, and moon unknowing;
Nay, stay;  perchance the day may never dawn.

For as the cruèl Sun  with harsh hot beamings
the morning dew  to nought   dissolveth quite:
so too the daylight  striketh blind our dreamings.
Nay, stay, and pray:  Return, O blessèd Night !

-- Richard Crashaw (from manuscript;  private holdings of the WDJ library)


 
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When thy cheeks’ May shall turn to Autumn-tide,
the April of thine eyes  to grey November,
the ripe June of thy bosom  down subside :
then shall we in repose   our loves remember.

-- Andrew Marvell (p.c.)

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Ah!  flee ye -- flee we --
to a nunnery --  to a monastery ---
that we might
strip off, flip off
all the filth  of the present predicament,
and hearken only   to the lute
by angels played …


For more to meditate upon:


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Again a counter-tenor -- but aïe, how lovely!
John Dowland, “Now, oh now, I needs must part”:

Philological note:  needs is here an adverb, equivalent to perforce.
Here are the lyrics, in case the countertenor delivery makes them hard to understand:

Weasel Words of the Day: “stronger”; “about”.



weasel word [fr. the weasel’s reputed habit of sucking the contents out of an egg  while leaving the shell superficially intact] (1900) :
a word used in order to evade or retreat from a direct or forthright statement or position
-- Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, Eleventh Edition

Certain terms are, in our society, inherently weasel-words:  pro-life; pro-choice.   Nobody in the debate opposes either “life” or “choice” simpliciter;  to find such factions, you would have to attend a meeting of Death-Eaters (anti-life) or neuroscientists (denying the existence of the faculty of choice -- Free Will).   The resort to these euphemisms  degrades the debate.

For other terms, it’s not so obvious.  Take the expression “Let me be perfectly clear.”   For many people, this phrase seems consumately weasely in itself;  but really, this is only because of its well-known characteristic use by Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon, who would typically follow up the phrase  with a lie or an obfuscation.  But such infractions do not inhere in the phrase.   Owing to our long memory of its Nixonian misuse, no-one can any longer say it with a straight face  (a snide version of the phrase, "Read My Lips", similarly fell out of favor owing to a spectacular mishap by Bush senior); but in principle, a straightforward and respectable use exists for it.   At the lower end, it would be just a kind of throat-clearing, giving the reporters time to get out their pencils and lend an ear.   (Note to the new generation: Back in Nixon’s day, reporters used these things called “pencils”.  They’re kind of hard to describe.)  At the highest end, the use of the phrase would follow the following pragmatic conditions.  (Note to the laity:  “Pragmatic” in the linguistic sense of pragmatics, the discourse-related partner of semantics,  rather than in the politician’s sense of “yes this is lame but let’s do it anyway  because anything else could hurt our poll numbers”.)

Conditions of legitimate use:

(1)  What I am about to say is no off-the-cuff throwaway line.  I have thought about what I am about to say, and you are free to quote me; I won’t complain, when the outcry arises, that the remark was “taken out of context” or that “that wasn’t what I meant”.

This licenses the expression’s use in a moral and alethic sense;  so used, it is admirable, statesmanlike.

Then further, at the next meta level up,  there is a pragmatic consideration that licenses the speaker even to use an expression (any expression that make such claims as in (1), not just this one) in the first place:

(2)  I am, by general acknowledgement, in a position of some authority;  I am a person whose words must be well-weighed, as they are likely to be acted upon.

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We earlier analyzed (and excoriated) certain other weaselly expressions that lately have proliferated weed-like in the public square: as, “Well, again, …”    Here are two more -- neither of them obvious weasels, but which reveal their mustelid nature upon analysis.


(I)  “stronger”


This one looks innocent enough, and most uses of it indeed are.   The instance that caught my attention, on the news broadcast this morning on NPR, was not truly weaselly in the sense of wittingly devious, but it was at best intellectually lazy -- and thus, in the event, reprehensible, since the woman who used it is a prominent newscaster for National Public Radio, and should know better.   The subject was U.S. policy towards Syria, and the newswoman asked her interviewee whether, in his opinion, the U.S. reponse should be “stronger” -- point à la ligne;  no indication of what that might entail.
It is a subtle point, but that move already corrupted the terms of the discussion, by presupposing a linear dimension of assessment, running from weaker to stronger.  There are a very few cases in life where so simple an evaluatory topology may be in place:  say,  “This beam is stronger than that one”.  (Note:  I had to rack my brains to come up with a use that would be semantically impeccable; but even here, you would need to qualify:  Are you speaking of transverse bearing-strength; longitudinal bearing-strength;  resistence to sharp impact, from an impact angle ranging from 0 to 180; resistence to compression; resistance to elongation; resistence to torsion; or what.  You see, even the simplest things  are not so simple).    Such a state of affairs certainly does not obtain in the boiling Syrian cauldron:  not statics but chaos theory would be the relevant quantitative handmaid.
But it is worse than that.  The antonym of “strong” is “weak”, and weak is what no President ever, ever wants to be called -- not simply for political reasons, but for socio-psychoanalytical (the President as the symbolic Father of the Country; weak = impotent:  the worst possible thing for a would-be father to be).  Hence, the subtext or subspin offered by presenting the problem in terms of “stronger” or “weaker” politicies, is simply to provoke unconsidered military action -- “Don't just stand there -- bomb something!”   Such an attitude does indeed characterize the premature-ejaculatory public pronouncements (better some jism that falls to the ground, than not getting it up at all, one supposes) of some Republican Vulcan chickenhawks:  but they know not whereof they speak.

Try this experiment.   Ask one of the Congressional sword-rattlers whether the U.S. should ofter “stronger support to the Syrian Christian community than the Obama administration has been willing to offer”;   you are likely to get a forcefully bellowed “Yes!”  But the principle dividing-line at present, in that fractured and ever-shifting Syrian mosaic, runs between, on the one side, the Asad regime and its allies in the religious minorities, Alawite, Kurd, and … Christian;  and on the other, a hodge-podge of ill-coordinated Sunni Syrian rebels, plus an increasingly potent and more tightly organized and more violent al-Nusrah Front, which is run by al-Qaeda.  So, Senator, just what exactly did you have in mind?

There is nothing wrong with toughness per se;  it is simply a socio-rhetorical fact about America that, frequently, the call to “get tough” is made in blithe independence of the facts on the ground.    Thus, if you maintain that the Obama administration have been panty-waisted pussyfoots in dealing with Iran, you are free to do so;  but intellectually you are in arrears if you do this in ignorance of things like the Stuxnet attack (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuxnet), or the affects of our increased sanctions against that steaming, simmering, and suffering land.  To take one item at random from the morning’s news:

In Iran, two muggers caught on video are hanged
The death sentences are seen as a get-tough message from Iranian authorities alarmed about escalating street thuggery amid a sanctions-driven economic downturn.

Students of history are familiar with the sometimes unfortunate effects of harsh sanctions, for instance against the Weimar republic, which paved the way for National Socialism.

(II) “about”

A new rhetorical formula has sprung up, now everywhere to be heard on broadcast political discussion (I say “broadcast” because the formula is more characteristic of speech than of writing):  “It’s not about X, it’s about Y.”
There exists, of course,  a perfectly valid use of this formula:  but it crucially depends on what the meaning of “it” is (to coin a phrase).   If, say, It here refers to A Tale of Two Cities, then the following are pragmatically impeccable statements (the first false, the second true):

(i)  It’s not about London and Paris, it’s about Minneapolis and St. Paul.
(ii) It’s not about the Franco-Prussian war, it’s about the French revolution.


Whereas, the characteristic of the new use which we wish here to put beneath the magnifying-glass (and upon the rack), is that now the word “it” … does not actually refer to anything;  it is more like the “expletive” it (again, I use the term expletive in the sense of grammarians, not in that of the Nixon tapes) in expressions like “It’s raining” or “It’s a shame the way things worked out””.    In the latter instance, the “it” is non-referring, but the copula still has some work to do, having the same value as it does in the non-cleft relative  “The way things worked out is a shame.”   Whereas in the new use -- “It’s not about profits, it’s about America” or “It’s not about moving forward, it’s about the environment”  and so forth -- the copula too is emptied of all significance, having (so to speak) nothing left to copulate with.   The resulting formulae mean almost nothing, and are virtually impossible to paraphrase.

The context of this morning’s use -- again from “Weekend Edition” -- was a discussion of the proposal to put armed guards in every school.   (My own alternative proposal, to put an etymologist in every school, did not come up for discussion.)  The person being interviewed said:

“It’s not about romance or drama,
 it’s about protecting our kids.”

Almost nothing else was offered by way of argument;   the above statement was allowed to ring over the airwaves unchallenged, as a genuine argument in the debate.
Now, take out your pencils (ask Gramps what that means) because this is a test:   Does that statement present an argument in favor of the proposal, or against it?  And, in the event that the statement is semantically vacuous, with no “cognitive content” at all,  was it intended, as a rhetorical move, to support or refute the proposal?

[The exciting answer will be revealed tomorrow.   Meanwhile, tell your friends.]


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Footnote:   There is an interesting -- and telling -- meta-pragmatic condition-of-use here, basically opposite to that in (2) above for “Let me be perfectly clear”.  The latter is a Winner’s phrase;  whereas “It’s not about X, it’s about Y” is used either by, or when addressing, subalterns.   The very vacuous semantics and collapse of syntax, dissected above, are badges it wears on its sleeve.   The warrant-for-use condition would go something like this:

(3)  Me’m jist folks here, as are y’all -- never did have much of a head for grammar, or argumentation, or cogency, or exposition -- but b’dang this here thing comes from m’heart!

The kinesic equivalent of the phrase would be a plaintive look from a puppy basset-hound.
[Note on the note:  Another linguistic technical expression.  Kinetic is already a twenty-dollar word, whereas kinesic will setcha back a fitty-bone.
For those fond of words costing upwards of a hundred dollars, click here:
Logophilia. ]

Historical bonus:


Over a century ago, the psychologist and philosopher William James  already adverts to the weaseliness of “about”:

All dumb psychic states have … been coolly suppressed; or, if recognised at all, have been named after the substantive perception they led to, as thoughts “about” this object or “about” that,  the stolid word about  engulphing all their delicate idiosyncracies in its monotonous sound.
-- William James, “On Some Omissions of Introspective Psychology” (in Mind, 1884)



[Update, 24 January 2013]   This morning, NPR interviewed a woman who was trying to get gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgendered  covered under the Violence Against Women Act.  Her concluding statement:

"This is not about identity politics; this is about where the unmet needs remain."


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[Update later that evening]  You needn't listen long to NPR, before being exposed to yet more semantically vacuous tricks of syntax.  Just now, with reference to the Newtown shootings:

"It's the commission's job
to allow victims to be victims."

This echoes the brain-damaged slogan of the '80's, "Let Reagan be Reagan."   It's not a question of weasel words, since any word can be used in this structure, which we dub "Triumphalist Tautalogy".  It's weasel syntax.  Other examples:  "Business is business" (used by someone screwing you); "Boys will be boys" (excusing bad behavior), "War is war" (excusing even worse behavior).


[Meta-update]  I have pondered deeply a wealth of examples of such Sappy Syntax,  and extracted this pearl of wisdom from its oystershell grip:

~  The Meaning of Life  ~
~  is to live  ~
~  a life full of Meaning … ~

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Can There Be a Private Language?


CAN THERE BE A PRIVATE LANGUAGE?
by N. Prszt

            Ds krn lo feënstvo, ktà rheen lo b'skov.  Ma, no fr bohrn no-leinstvo, sk' evno borr kr shto-frrn? Gr "shtee na ko-hnrl bhy", shto "mehl la bo-frrr":  w-shteen kar d' hnornstvo, bi-lahrv suhn, na-krrn!

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

FOLKTALES OF OLD NEW JERSEY


Once there was a farmer, who lived with his wife.  – No, wait, he was a miller.  Let me begin again.
So anyway, there was this miller – guy worked in a mill, or owned a mill – and he was married to this woman – Mrs. Miller, you might say -- and they lived together.
--  A mill?   It’s like, where they like,   mill things.   OK?  Used to, anyway. Back in the old days.  What part of “Once upon a time”  do you not understand?  (Actually, that phrase makes no sense at all, come to think of it.)
Anyhow.   Back to the farmer. – The miller, whatever.

[The rest of the manuscript is lost.]

Monday, January 14, 2013

Doctor Dolittle, Detective

Last year, after a gap of many decades, a new Winnie the Pooh book came out, from an English author so authorized by the Milne estate.  And now a well-known English actress is coming out with an authorized new Peter Rabbit.   So Doctor Dolittle is back in play, and up for grabs.


The world's best  wonderfulmost  Linguist-man


Here's my idea:


Doctor Dolittle, Detective

That prospective book-title  just now occurred to me.
I have no idea of a plot for it, apart from its being exciting, and having lots of animals.
(Oh!  Already I want to read that book!!  Only, I have to write it first.)
But I thought I'd share it with you in the meantime.
Maybe one of you can send me a neat plot-idea.
Or, even better, you could write the book yourself.

Meanwhile ...

For something nice about nice Doctor Dolittle, click here: 
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2012/03/exciting-story.html

For neat detective stuff, here:
http://murphybros.blogspot.com



[Update 7 Jan 2013]  O Nooes!!  Turns out Hugh Lofting already thought of that!  At this evening's story-time, we read, in Doctor Dolittle's Caravan (1924), of the amazing Case of the Burgled Blackbirds.

[Note:  For anyone raised on the Dr Dolittle books,  what follows may be somewhat upsetting.
No-one over the age of 60 should read the following  unless accompanied by a minor.]

So:  In order to free some birds from an ill-run pet-shop, Dr D does a B & E, followed by either larceny or at least Taking (legal experts differ), then flight to avoid arrest, culminating in [We warned you!  Oldsters stop reading now!]  physical assault upon a duly appointed officer of the law, to escape capture.

Subsequently, the evil pet-store-owner tracks him down (unclear how) and confronts him;  but Herr Doktor Dolittle counter-confronts him, in a variation of P.G.Wodehouse's line for Bertie Wooster, "I know all about Eulalie."  The intel being of course supplied by his animal-friends ...


~

Okay okay, got to think of something that never occurred to Mr Lofting. -- Got it!


Doctor Dolittle, Astronaut

[Update]  O Noooooezzz !!!   He already thought of that angle as well:  Doctor Dolittle in the Moon (1928).
I stare at the volume in disbelief (I have a whole shelfful of Dolittle books.)  In the moo-oon?!?  What's Doctor Dolittle doing in the moon??!?   And how'm I going to write a book that will sell a billion copies and make me richer than rich so's I can buy my nice yacht ??

Oh well.   Here are some books of mine.  Please buy billions.