Sunday, March 8, 2015

Forbidden word of the day: “allochthone”


Our favorite radio essayist, M. Fouad Laroui, reports a strange story of linguistic politicization:  the banning, by Holland and Belgium, of the rather scholarly-looking and politically quite innocent word allochthone:


Now, allochthone is the antonym of autochthone, as you can tell by the prefixes, borrowed from Greek: allo- ‘other’, auto- ‘self, same’.  The root chthon- means ‘earth’ and appears in the learnèd English word chthonic.    Neither word is common in English, but autochthone is quite common in French.  Harrap’s defines it as ‘native’, and allochthone as ‘immigrant’.

Given its forbiddingly philological-Hellenistic hue, the word allochthone would seem as unlikely a target for political hysteria as, say, shibboleth or postlapsarian.   Yet such is the case today:  the word is legally banned;  anyone who uses it may be subject to punishment.

How did this come about?   As Laroui explains it,  the word itself is innocent enough but came to be soiled by the mouths that uttered it.   Just as, in America, the wingnuts came to use the term “liberal” (whose core meaning is something like ‘generous’) as a sneer-word, a hate-filled epithet, so the likes of Geert Wilders (of “scum villages” ill-fame) has used the Dutch version of allochthone invidiously, in his diatribes against immigrants.   And now -- just as they did in the “scum villages” affair -- the palladins of political correctitude have over-reacted and over-reached, with a tyranny that comes naturally to the self-righteous.

That the word is, von Hause aus, entirely blameless, can be seen in such passages as the following, picked almost at random:

Das Sociaal en Cultureel Planbureau (SCP), eines der wichtigsten Beratungsorgane der niederländischen Regierung, hat am heutigen Tage eine Studie veröffentlicht, aus welcher hervorgeht, dass autochthone Niederländer von Zeitarbeitsfirmen bevorzugt werden. Während 28% der nicht-westlichen Allochthonen, die sich bei einer Zeitarbeitsfirma persönlich vorstellen, einen Job angeboten bekommen, liegt die Quote bei autochthonen Niederländern …
http://nlpolitik.wordpress.com/tag/allochthone/

Hmm… As an experiment, let us take a somewhat scholarly word, and see if we can similarly besmirch it:

“Donald Trump is nothing but a sniveling, low-down mercantilist !!!”

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[Update 8 March 2015]  Fouad Laroui reports another editorialist’s call to suppress the use of a word:  in this case, islamophobie.   Docking a word, says Laroui, you cripple thought itself, “ce qui est propre de l’homme:   L’homme  nomme.”

Tabula rasa


Another day, another atrocity.  This time it’s Hatra’s turn.
The actualités on Médi1 this morning  said (referring to the destruction of antiquities in Iraq and Syria -- on the model of those earlier actions in Azawad and Afghanistan) that Da`esh was “en train de faire table rase du passé” -- to obliterate the past.
The phrase is striking, for it appears  quite unapologetically  in the anthem l’Intérnationale:

Du passé, faisons table rase;
foule esclave -- debout, debout !

Time was, that was intended to be the international anthem of the entire world (or what was left of it).

The French revolution as well  meant to scr-r-rape French discourse clean of some of its origins, going so far as to rename the names of the the days of the week, and of the months, with decimal (Primidi, Duodi) or descriptive equivalents (Frimaire, Nivôse) -- not to suppress the pagan reminiscences of the original names (for the Révolution was down on Christianity as well), but for a clean slate (with a decimal predilection). (Today, for example, is Decadi, 20 Pluviôse, l’an CCXXIII.  Many happy returns of the day.)

For the sans-culottes as for the Bolsheviks, the slogan might have been, not “nothing new under the sun”, but “nothing old under the sun”.   ISIL is not like that.  They are, indeed, laudatores temporis acti :  they wish only to destroy the non-Islamic past.

Question pour vous:
From the "society of the spectacle" aspect:
Who is the intended audience of these depredations?
Is it potential recruits, thinking, "He-ey, that's kewl !!"
Or is it us -- the West, whom they wish to drag into (to quote that same anthem) "la lutte finale" ???

[Updates & Afterthoughts]

Arno Widmann verweist im Zusammenhang mit der Zerstörung von Kulturgütern durch den Islamischen Staat auf den Umstand, "dass es nichts Neues gibt ohne die Zerstörung des Alten". "Kulturen begegnen sich. Mal feiern sie Hochzeit, mal beklauen sie, mal massakrieren sie einander. Die Kulturen gehen auseinander hervor in Zerstörung und Krieg. Wir feiern in zwei Jahren 500 Jahre Reformation. Was damals alles in Kirchen und Klöstern zerstört wurde von Menschen, die wenige Jahre vorher noch vor diesen Bildern und Statuen gelegen und sie um Hilfe in ihrer Not gebeten hatten, davon haben wir kaum noch eine Vorstellung. Aber diese Verwüstungen haben mitgeholfen bei der Entstehung der westlichen Kultur. Diese Barbarei, diese Vandalismen sind Teil unserer Geschichte. Wir sollten uns von unserem berechtigten Entsetzen an den Verwüstungen der Terrorgruppe 'Islamischer Staat' nicht dumm machen lassen dafür, wie Geschichte passiert. Sie muss so nicht passieren und jeder Versuch, sie daran zu hindern so zu passieren, ist jeder Mühe wert, aber wir wissen doch auch, dass es nichts Neues gibt ohne die Zerstörung des Alten."
(Berliner Zeitung vom 10.03.2015)
 

Paradox (for Lent)



"Riddle this me, a thing that's three,
 and yet is only one."
"That is the blessed Trinity,
Father, Ghost, and Son."

"How then a man who dropped and died,
yet walks upon the mold?"
"That is the resurrected Christ,
of whom that tale is told."

"What then of him  who penned the prayer,
yet has forgotten faith?"
"Great God, that wretched man am I;
Help thou mine unbelief."


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[For a treatise on the Trinity by Murphy the penitent detective, click here.]

Friday, March 6, 2015

Internal, External, Universal


[Today’s theologico-mathematical analogy may be stretched, far-fetched;  but ‘tis the Lord’s day, a time meet for meditation  more at large.

For more extensive reflections, focusing on Realism in both domains, consult the essay series that begins here.]

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Instead of defining the properties of a collection by reference to its members -- its internal  structure -- one can proceed by reference to its external relationships with other collections.
-- R. Goldblatt, Topoi , 2nd edn. 1984

I am reminded of the Christian critique of narcissistic individualism, so telling for our own day, when it has become a very plague, both sapping the individual character, and corrupting the polity as it forms an algal bloom as identity politics.  This view was made more acute, and very contemporary, by C.S.Lewis in The Four Loves and elsewhere, with its metaphor that health lies neither in religious solipsism (the “inner light”, which he decries) nor in that solipsism-à-deux of “looking into each other’s eyes”, but rather in mutually apprehending some external thing, of which we each see aspects, though along different sight-lines.

There are traditional notions of something large and out-there, above us and beyond us;  but these are vague and unstructured, and have perhaps grown stale through overfamiliarity (though we have never understood them well enough to have leave to dismiss them out of hand).   So let us turn to consider a mathematical notion of something containing -- something larger than what you started with, yet perfectly contained within itself:  not spreading over us like a fog, but rounding us out.  The technical name for this is comforting, downright cozy:  compactification.  (The Water Rat of Wind in the Willows  pictures his snug and tidy den.)

Compactness has turned out to be one of the most central notions of topology, a field which itself is about as central as you can get.  For details, see Wikipedia (that paradisal repository of all that is known, or could ever be known);  but the takeaway is, that it is a quite vaunting generalization of the idea of finiteness.  Such spaces are nice to work with.

Thus for instance:  consider the open interval (0,1).  It is not too intimidating (apart from its harbored continuum), but it is irksomely incomplete, in that a well-regulated sequence of points -- ½,¼, 1/8 … -- can march off towards nullity,  yet nullity they find not, nor unity neither  should they march the other way.  We can complete this space, and simultaneously compactify it, in an obvious way:  just add the points zero and one at either end, to get the closed interval [0,1].  Now all is well.
But there exists a less obvious kind of compactification, involving the addition of but one point (we pause, that you might wonder:  Yet how can this thing be?).  In turns out to be deeper, in that such a one-point compactification (via Alexandroff extension) is available for any locally compact Hausdorff space.  In the simple case of our open interval, conceptually you add a point at one end and bend the segment around to meet it.  The result is a little ring:  like all round things, it is ever so perfect and pleasing.

And our pleasure at this maneuver  is more than aesthetic, for the move applies as well to the entire real line R.  This space is complete in the standard Cauchy-sequence sense, yet it too is “incomplete” in a way, namely, in the sense that an infinite sequence might have no convergent subsequence (R is not 'sequentially compact', as they say in the trade):  the series (such as 1,2,3, …) may march off forever towards infinity, but “infinity isn’t there”.  We can both ‘complete’ and compactify it  by adding a “point at infinity”, replacing the standard metric with a bounded one (the resulting space being homeomorphic to what we started with), and then “round it around” to a ring-shape as before.
You see where we’re going with this.
Ah, but do you.  For mathematics has latterly progressed in ways considerably more intricate than simply sharpening our intuitions of infinity, so that, when we say that “God is infinite”, we can have something much more incisive in mind than simply “way bigger than an elephant”, with which our grandsires had to make do.  For geometry has been algebrized: beginning with Descartes, but zooming off in unexpected new directions with algebraic topology.


We have seen that there are varying ways of compactifying a given space.  In the context of Universal Algebra, a question arises:  For any given space, is there one way that is, in some sense, universal or canonical -- the “Mother of all compactifications” (to speak with Saddam Hussein)?  Indeed there is:  it is known as the Stone–Čech compactification. The result is universal in that any continuous map whatever, from our original space to a compact Hausdorff space, can be factored through the Stone–Čech compactification.  (Thus, the closure of (0,1) into [0,1] does not rate as Stone–Čech, since e.g. sin (1/x), defined on the open interval, does not extend to the closed.) -- Whoever can grasp this, will never consort with Nominalists again.
We have considered this matter in a particular area of point-set topology, but the notion of universality, as made precise by this notion of lifting a given map to procede through the universal, is quite general -- hair-raisingly general, in fact.  In general, “a morphism [is said to be] universal  [iff]  any other morphism into a system with this property  factors uniquely through the universal morphism.” (Saunders MacLane & Garrett Birkhoff, Algebra (1967; 3rd edn. 1999), p. 129.)

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So much for the math.  And now for our dominical metaphor, offered in all humility.
We are, according to Scripture, but now also in a sense which might possibly someday be made relatively precise, made in (or better:  from) the image of our Maker.  Only, not visually (that were absurd, and gives rise to all the idolatries), nor yet (abstractly, or spiritually) isomorphically,  but rather: homomorphic images, of various types and sizes.  (Bonus:  homomorphic now becomes a graeco-latin pun.)  Whatever can apply to us, can apply to and through Him, in a manner made familiar by Category Theory.
And by what seems a kind of anticipation of the functorial view, the Historical Church chose precisely universality as its defining epithet:  catholicus.

(Yet who are these, streaming across the blasted landscape in despair, the wretched remnants of their mockeries  strapped to their backs?  Why, ‘tis the very tribe of atheists, quite put to flight!)

Within Set Theory, there is a notion reminiscent of all this:  the Reflection Principle.  It is very counterintuitive -- but then, so is life.

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Appended Epigram
That God is simply the sum of All that Is, is mere pantheism.  We shall posit rather, that He is its Stone–Čech compactification. 

(Here we tread, not on dangerous, but on spongy ground, the sort that led into the swamp of the ‘God particle’.
Various defenses spring to mind, but I have a feeling that they are self-serving.  Taceamus igitur.)



Similar to our image of the lower thing being the homomorphic image of the higher:

The highest things often have “footprints”, as the medievals put it, among the lower things.
-- James Schall, S.J., The Order of Things (2007), p. 22

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(All right, now we do something very wrong.  But my character, sapped by whoring after epigrams -- e’en as the bard  was slain by a pun --  cannot resist.
An early post against ultra-Darwinism  mentioned -- purely in passing -- the Urysohn Metrization Theorem;  after which, to my embarrassment, this site received a number of serious enquiries after that worthy result.   Actually  it was kind of cool.  And so, to accommodate surfers who are mathematically advanced but lousy spellers, we add these:
Stone-Cech
Stone-Čeck
Stone-Ček
Stone-Czech
Stone-check
Stone- tchèque
Stone-Tscheck
pStone-pČech  [the p is silent ...])


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All that is rather by way of somewhat remedying the obvious insufficiences of St Anselm’s Ontological Argument, while yet retaining sympathy with his project.

The images/metaphors  of the Scala Naturae, and the Ladder of Abstraction, both point ever-upwards, as if to some final lodestar or ultimate Utmost, without  of course  proving the existence of any such thing.  There is also something empirically amiss, in that both visions are linear -- and reality is generally not like that.    More to the point would be Partially Ordered Sets -- and that gets us straight to the door of Zorn’s lemma:

Suppose a partially ordered set P has the property that every totally ordered subset has an upper bound in P. Then the set P contains at least one maximal element.

Now, that Maximal Element -- remind you of Anyone?

Stairway to Paradise




This is a more robust analogy than that of the long extension-ladder, but it probably won’t buy us anything of theological import.   Note in particular that the various upper bounds referred to must lie in P:   P is already complete.   Whereas a simile for the Godhead would more likely be along the lines of Inaccessible Cardinals, or Proper Classes,  ever beyond iterative reach.

C.S. Lewis drops a remarkable aside, in the final paragraph of his essay “The Language of Religion”:

I sometimes wonder whether the Ontological Argument did not itself arise as a partially unsuccessful translation of an experience without concepts or words.
-- Christian Reflections (1967), p. 141


(Nota bene:  There are intellectual as well as emotional such experiences, as in mathematical insight -- at least, without words.  Brouwer once characterized mathematics as “an essentially languageless activity of the mind”.
More here.)

Lewis’s essay, incidentally, is  gem, developing at length  an idea he has often sketched, concerning the evolving adequacy of language to non-everyday puzzles like theology and math.  In that spirit, we have offered a couple of vizualizable new analogies to play around with:  Universal Compactification, and Partially Ordered Sets.



Lewis’s linguistic point is continuous with his opposition to intellectual “Whig history”.   Thus, if our ancestors spoke of God as though He had a white beard, and depicted him this way in art, it is not because they were morons;  indeed, such a depiction did not, at the time, constitute an asserted denial of the thesis that God is incorporeal:  for that later thesis simply lies (intellectually and chronologically) beyond the original level of discussion.
(In similar fashion, if I state that “the red vehicle was stationary at the time of the collision", that is not meant to deny the thesis that the earth rotates on its axis, and moreover revolves around the sun.)

Exactly the same point can be made with respect to the praxis of mathematics.  (I mean its ever-evolving practice by actual mathematicians, rather than the arguably  timeless, transcendental truths of Mathematics itself, as it resides in the mind of the Creator.)


Thus, Wikipedia (re Imre Lakatos):

Lakatos re-examines the history of the calculus, with special regard to Augustin-Louis Cauchy and the concept of uniform convergence, in the light of non-standard analysis. Lakatos is concerned that historians of mathematics should not judge the evolution of mathematics in terms of currently fashionable theories. As an illustration, he examines Cauchy's proof that the sum of a series of continuous functions is itself continuous. Lakatos is critical of those who would see Cauchy's proof, with its failure to make explicit a suitable convergence hypothesis, merely as an inadequate approach to Weierstrassian analysis. Lakatos sees in such an approach a failure to realize that Cauchy's concept of the continuum differed from currently dominant views.


Lakatos’ dialectical insights are worked out at length in the multisided dialogue (a ‘polygonal’ conversation, as it were), Proofs and Refutations.


[Update April 2017]  I had rather hoped to have added a “Footnote to CSL” with that shtick about creatures as homomorphic images (of various cuts and complexity) of their Creator, a more flexible metaphor than Lewis’ example of the faces of a cube.  But upon re-reading his essay “Transposition”, I learn that Transposition is his term for much the same thing -- he even uses the term algebraic in that connection.  The whole idea is worked-out exquisitely in that place.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Farflung Interdependencies


In certain languages, generally in their more formal style, you may come across a sentence that begins with, or otherwise contains, a stack of words  so inflected as to demand certain complements or governors elsewhere:  We may dub these “Morphosyntactic commitments”.   Classical Latin is emblematic of this.  Other languages, like Chinese and English, are not so structured (though there are nuances to add here, time permitting).

Familiar examples are bipartite constructions like “either … or…”  (German “entweder … oder”,  and (somewhat less structured) French “ou bien … ou bien”):  whenever you meet the word either in a sentence, you know that or cannot be far behind -- or rather, actually, in this case, it can be quite far behind;  but come it must.  Cf. and contrast French celui:   it must be followed by qui, but in this case, followed immediately.
German abounds in such twins, some of which lack counterparts in English (let alone French):  e.g., deshalb … daß /  deshalb …. weil.  As:

Das aber tritt deshalb kaum ins Bewußtsein, weil die Annahme oder Ablehnung ….
-- Hugo Schuchardt (1897), in Leo Spitzer, ed., Hugo Schuchardt-Brevier (1921; 2nd edn. 1928), p. 113

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For those of you who know German, see if you can write a grammatical sentence that contains the following phrase, taken from Freud’s Traumdeutung:
            der Universität der Enthüllung des dem
(Try it, seriously, before you Google an answer.)
If you do Google this, you get only the Freudian passage from which this is taken -- but that, for an uninteresting reason, namely the semantic specificity of the two nouns.  That is nothing to our purpose, which focuses rather on purely grammatical exigencies.  By contrast, the following snippet, from the same book, roughly equivalent in its function-word demands,
            in der die von ihnen
Googled as an exact phrase, yields over … seventy-seven million citations.  (See if you can write one.)  From the same source:  sich von den uns als.

~
Was für Krimi liest wohl Dr. Sigmund Freud?
Schauen Sie mal!
~
Or, try your hand at this one, from Golo Mann’s Deutsche Geschichte:
            die zu tun haben mochte mit
(No matches in Google.)

From Wittgenstein:

      Die die Philosophie zur
      (Philosophische Untersuchungen, #133)

From the Schuchardt-Brevier (p.125):
            Wie einem Sein oder Geschehen der Satz …

Id., p. 147:
           den der die


From a German grammar:

Die, die die, die die Anlagen beschädigen, zur Anzeige bringen, erhalten fünf Taler Belohnung.
-- G. Curme, A Grammar of the German Language (2nd edn. 1922), p. 198

That sentence isn’t actually at all confusing, if you read it with the correct stress:
    DIE, die DIE, die die ..
 

It would be interesting to know, how difficult (if at all) native speakers of German find it to complete those sentences.  (A friend of mine who is an American linguist didn’t even try, saying they reminded him of Mark Twain’s essay “The Awful German Language”.)
Also:  Can anyone come up with examples of comparable intricacy, from, say, Spanish or French?
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That last example does not depend  for its complexity  upon inflected forms that require certain kinds of completion;  its intricacy stems from the hopping-about of particles amid the word-order, and the semantic non-additivity of small bland words combining into idioms.  Here is an (artificially constructed) example from English:
            to out of up for
Fit that into a comparatively natural and meaningful sentence!   (That example is sufficiently well-known among linguists  that you can easily google the answer.)


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This simple language-challenge (offered initially  simply in the spirit of those Sunday puzzles -- crosswords or acrostichs) turns out to be deeper and more iridescent  than I had imagined.  For one thing, certain non-native Deutschtümelnde  found the challenge baffling.  For another, certain broad dichotomies  come in to play.
(1) Active vs. Passive competence
[2 B continued, D.V. …]

Forensic Linguists Save the Day !!


See how a crack team of ninja linguists brought down the notorious Split-Infinitive Killer !
Learn how clandestine Wonderlinguists  cracked the “Dangling-Participle Strangler” case !!
Read  about the language superheroes who serve the nation  every day !!!

A typical linguist on the job

All in a day's work !!
So, check out the following article.  Especially interesting is the portrait of Rob Leonard, former vocalist for Sha Na Na, and now a "Sam Spade of semantics".

Words on Trial
Can linguists solve crimes that stump the police?
by Jack Hit

ABSTRACT: DEPT. OF LINGUISTICS about forensic linguistics. These days, the word “forensic” conjures an image of a technician on a “C.S.I.” show who delicately retrieves a hair or a paint chip from a crime scene, surmises the unlikeliest facts, and presents them to the authorities as incontrovertible evidence. If “forensic linguist” brings to mind a verbal specialist who plucks slivers of meaning from old letters and stray audiotape before announcing that the perpetrator is, say, a middle-aged insurance salesman from Philadelphia, that’s not far from the truth. Tells about the testimony of forensic linguist Robert Leonard in the 2011 murder trial of Chris Coleman. Discusses the work of James Fitzgerald, a retired F.B.I. forensic linguist who brought the field to prominence in 1996 with his work in the case of the Unabomber. Fitzgerald had successfully urged the FBI to publish the Unabomber’s “manifesto.” Many people called in to say they recognized the writing style. By analyzing syntax and other linguistic patterns, Fitzgerald narrowed down the possible authors and finally linked the manifesto to the writings of Ted Kaczynski, a reclusive former mathematician. Fitzgerald went on to formalize some of the tools used in forensic linguistics, including starting the Communicated Threat Assessment Database. The CTAD is the most comprehensive collection of linguistic patterns in written threats, containing some four thousand “criminally oriented communications” and more than a million words. The pioneer of forensic linguistics is widely considered to be Roger Shuy, a Georgetown University professor and the author of such fundamental textbooks as “Language Crimes: The Use and Abuse of Language Evidence in the Courtroom.” The field’s more recent origins might be traced to an airplane flight in 1979, when Shuy found himself talking to the lawyer sitting next to him. By the end of the flight, Shuy had a recommendation as an expert witness in his first murder case. Since then, he’s been involved in numerous cases in which forensic analysis revealed how meaning had been distorted by the process of writing or recording. In recent years, following Shuy’s lead, a growing number of linguists have applied their techniques in regular criminal cases, such Chris Coleman’s, and even certain commercial lawsuits. Mentions a suit between Apple and Microsoft over the use of the phrase “app store.” Writer visits Robert Leonard at Hofstra University and describes some of his cases, including the investigation of the murder of Natalee Holloway in Aruba. Mentions Carole Chaski, the executive director of the Institute for Linguistic Evidence and the president of Alias Technology, which markets linguistic software. Chaski has been working to perfect a computer algorithm that identifies patterns hidden in syntax.

For true-life stories of heroic Navy linguists -- click here!!
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2013/08/navy-linguists-save-day-updated.html


Top-flight cryptolinguists   are few and far between



Note:   Those misrenderings on the part of the Red Rascal might be other than random;  Trudeau may well have consulted a linguist to guide his choices.   Thus, that apparently undesireable “path which is asphalt”.   That is obscure to our hearing;  a paved road beats a dirt one, and there are plenty in Afghanistan which aren’t paved, or weren’t until the U.S. came in and had them paved.   But in Arabic dialects, the term zift, literally ‘asphalt, pitch’,  is used in a metaphorical negative sense.  Thus, Egyptian zayy al-zift ‘lousy’, Yemeni azfat (an elative) ‘worse’.  Perhaps Pashto has something similar.

[Update 3 March 2015]   There is more to intel than just connecting the dots.  In SIGINT, the individual dots themselves can be problematic:


A Pakistani man used a code in which women's names substituted for bomb materials when he would email with al Qaeda about a plot to kill hundreds of people in England in 2009, a U.S. prosecutor said on Monday.
Abid Naseer sent an al Qaeda operative emails with stilted language about women and a wedding, but the emails were actually about a planned car bombing, prosecutor Zainab Ahmad told jurors at the close of a federal trial in Brooklyn, New York.
The emails contained women's names like Huma and Nadia in place of bomb making materials starting with the same letter, such as hydrogen peroxide and nitrate, she said.
    "They're so coded that they're half gibberish," yet they reflected Nasser's intent to carry out an attack on al Qaeda's behalf, Ahmad said in her closing argument.
Naseer, representing himself, insisted in his closing argument that he was innocent, He said he had been "chasing women on the Internet" and planning a wedding.


[Update 5 March 2015]  This just in:

Inside the debate over whether our language choices are as distinctive as our DNA.

In an episode of the CBS show “Criminal Minds” that aired last year , an FBI team is on a frantic hunt for a missing 4-year-old. The team soon realizes that the girl has been given away by a relative, Sue, and that there’s no way Sue is going to reveal her whereabouts.
A crucial break comes when FBI profiler Alex Blake puts her “word wisdom” to work. Blake, who is also a professor of linguistics at Georgetown University, notices that Sue uses an unusual turn of phrase during an interview and in a written statement: “I put the light bug on.”
The FBI team launches an Internet search and soon discovers the same misuse of “light bug” for “light bulb” in an underground adoption forum: “I’ll switch the light bug off in the car so no one will see.”

A groundbreaking murder case in Britain was decided after a linguistic analysis suggested that text messages sent from a young woman’s phone after she went missing were more likely to have been written by her killer than by her. And in Johnson County, Tenn., the outcome of the April “Facebook murders” trial may well hang, according to Assistant District Attorney General Dennis D. Brooks, on whether a linguist can convince jurors of the authorship of a slew of e-mails soliciting murder that were written, he says, under a fictitious name.

Stacey Castor, now doing time in Bedford Hills, N.Y., for murdering her husband in 2005 and attempting to murder her daughter two years later, helped give herself away, according to Fitzgerald, by misspelling — and mispronouncing — “antifreeze” as “antifree.”

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/should-texts-e-mail-tweets-and-facebook-posts-the-be-new-fingerprints-in-court/2015/02/19/a5ec2bf6-6f32-11e4-8808-afaa1e3a33ef_story.html


See too the article “The Whole Haystrack” in The New Yorker for 26 Jan 2015.  Concerning the prosecution of a Somali-American for nefarious acts related to the terror group al-Shabaab, part of the evidence was “a Somali proverb repeatedly cited by the prosecution as evidence that he was part of the conspiracy”.
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For further true-life linguistic adventures, click here:

Monday, March 2, 2015

La Grande Bouffe (mise â jour)


Certain censorious eyebrows have frowned at the self-celebrating birthday feast on which Zimbabwean President-for-Life Robert Mugabe is chowing down.   Featured on the menu:  expensive elephants.  One recalls the predilection of his fellow African dictator, Bokassa, for another exotic delicacy, long pig.
Both men are still widely revered in Africa, though scarcely outside it.



To those who objected to the high cost of the festivities, saying that it might better have been spent on Zimbabwe’s orphans, the President-for-Life gave an answer recalling that of Our Lord in similar circumstances, though turned upside-down, indicating in effect:

Orphans are but the mayflies of a day;
Me you have with you forever.

[Update 2 March 2015]  Oh -- turns out it’s baby elephant.  So-o-o succulent.


Gnam gnam -- Le plat du jour

Headline in this morning’s New York Times.

Zimbabwe's Mugabe served baby elephant at lavish birthday bash
Mugabe, over a feast of varied exotic animals, took the pulpit to excoriate safaris.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Updates to Essays


* A lot of people found the Dakota Johnson ISIS skit on SNL  almost unmouthably offensive.  It's actually pretty bland.
Indeed, to the extent that the sketch is deft, this relies precisely on its decision to remain low-key, about a subject inherently inflammatory, the reality being too over-the-top for satirical exaggeration.



[2 March 2015 -- UPDATE to the update]
It turns out that, indeed, the skit’s concetto of a father’s consenting to his daughter’s joining the Islamic State, is beggared by the indescribable reality.  From this morning’s headlines:

There are indicators that young women and children are being coerced into carrying out suicide attacks, either by their families or by Boko Haram captors. Female bombers are often escorted to the sites of their attacks by men, and in December, a 13-year-old told reporters that her father tried to force her to bomb a market in the northeastern city of Kano.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/03/02/teenage-girl-thought-to-be-a-suicide-bomber-is-beaten-and-burned-to-death-in-nigeria/?tid=hp_mm



* The ISIL flag functions internationally rather  like MacDonald’s Golden Arches -- an instantly recognizable visual brand.

* [Appendix]  Weiteres zur Elefanten-Mechanik:

It is well known that slowly-moving things obey classical mechanics.
-- Robert Lindsay & Henry Margenau, Foundations of Physics (1936), p. 269

Corollary:
Elephants obey classical mechanics.


* “The question of the objective existence of the objects of mathematics … is an exact replica of the question of the objective existence of the outer world.”-- Kurt Gödel

* Another faddish forerunner of all this:
En attendant de s’attaquer à l’homme, [il] prétendait simplement réduire en “tropismes”  toute l’activité des animaux qu’il observait.
Tropismes !  Le mot nétait pas plus tôt inventé  que déjà l’on ne comprenait plus rien d’autre;  toute une catégorie de psychologues ne consentit plus qu’aux tropismes.
-- André Gide

* Es verging dann drei Wochen, ohne dass sie zu mir im Labor käme;  ich meinte, sie hatte mich wahrscheinlich vergessen.  Sie aber vergass ich gar nicht.
Dann plötzlich, einen Sonntagmorgen sogar, da ich ganz allein im Labor mich bei meinen Versuchen beschäftigte, trat sie ein, diesmal ohne mal anzuklopfen.

*  “The units of social life are far less clearly defined than those of language … Linguists are fortunate in possessing a domain whose units are at least relatively self-defining and isolable.”