Fifteen Femtoseconds of Fame

As of this writing, a Google search on the following phrases bring up this blog (or that of our colleague and spiritual advisor, Dr. Massey) on the first page:

“Cantorian Realism” ©

“Trinitarian Minimalism” ©

“Urysohn Metrization Theorem” © [I know, it’s old, but nobody bothered to copyright it, haha, finders keepers]

“Theologia Mathematica” ©

"ontologia numerorum" ©

"Yemeni excellence" ©

"the affordances of mere reason" ©

“Humble Woodchuck” © [ditto]

“Hæc tibi erit janua leti” © [copyright valid only in the Vatican]

"museum of particular results" ©

In more sobering news, the phrase “Sit fides penes authorem",  which used to bring us up on the first page,  now shuffles us off to the very bottom of the very last page, behind a bunch of stuff related to some guy called Locke.   Hey--  NewsFlash to world -- Locke is dead, right?, been dead a long time, here is where it’s happening, hey Google, you asleep, been smoking dope?

Anyhow,  these are all excellent expressions.  Make every effort to work them into your conversation -- at summit conferences, at cocktail-parties, or simply waiting for the bus.  Add one to your signature block -- it’s free, no fees (while offer lasts).   While you sleep, if your computer is not already engaged overnight in such worthy collective enterprises as SETI or calculating the umpteen zillionth  digit of pi, why not set your system to continually search on these fine phrases, over and over, seriatim?  This has the added advantage that, when the FBI or some other friendly domestic entity looks over your online activity, such blameless phrases will quite swamp out your little accidental occasional pecadilloes -- oops, finger musta slipped -- as a search on, say, “preteen temptress” or “shaved orientals”.

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OMFG !!!  This just in !  Check it out before it’s zeroed by the Illuminati !!!

=>  Search on “Bristol topless”

and (*gulp*) Google takes you to this.  Good lord, this means my other site will soon be getting *billions* of hits!  Server failure!  Hack attacks! 

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[Update 31 December 2011]

WDJ likewise tops the list for searches on

            attritely

            “physics porn”

            consilience mathematics