Wednesday, April 10, 2013

BUY NOW and WIN BIG !!


You will be amazed at this limited-time offer:

Simply proceed to this site,
and select whichever title most tickles your fancy.  Should you be the one-millionth customer to purchase any one of these fine, fine, superfine detective-stories,
you will be (to the envious admiration of your friends and neighbors) awarded a

=> mint-condition  gold-trimmed <=
=> 1957 Cadillac El Dorado <=

delivered personally to your door  by scantily-clad lasses of dubious respectability!

(Offer good until April 21, 2013.  Void where prohibited.)

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