You will be amazed at this limited-time offer:
Simply proceed to this site,
and select whichever title most tickles your fancy. Should you be the one-millionth customer to purchase any one of these fine, fine, superfine detective-stories,
you will be (to
the envious admiration of your friends and neighbors) awarded a
=>
mint-condition gold-trimmed <=
=> 1957 Cadillac
El Dorado <=
delivered personally to your door by scantily-clad lasses of dubious respectability!
(Offer good until April 21, 2013. Void where prohibited.)
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