Sunday, May 3, 2020

AMOREM LUDUMQUE CANO


Among the genres of popular fiction which I have never so much as sampled, whether from idle curiosity or prophylactic alarm, figures  not only the old-fashioned cowpoke tales (now perhaps extinct, in America if not in Europe), but the much larger and still thriving genre of what we may call the Harlequin romance.  Were I stranded in a railway carriage on a non-stop express from Berlin to Trebizond, with no companion but a deaf-mute retired parson, and no reading-matter but a Harlequin left behind by some previous passenger, I should tell that parson the story of my life, beginning with infancy,  clarifying the subtler points with hand-gestures, and proceeding through the Lehrjahre and the Wanderjahre and so forth;  or else I would read and re-read the posted railway regulations (“Non sporgersi!”), noting points of etymology and style;  or even (in default of any other exemplifications of the alphabet)  practice the farther reaches of the “times” table, alert to any possible number-theoretical surprises, --  before I would pick up that cardioid-bespotted object.
            And yet the following point obtrudes itself, as I read the umpty-seventh of P.G.Wodehouse’s innumerable, perhaps indeed literally numberless series of tales (in the Steady State Theory, a new one pops out posthumously every so often, as the universe expands):  that in any one of these tales  -- select at random as you like, from the early, late, or middle run of the oeuvre – if there figure a wholesome young woman, and a wholesome young man (typically denominated "Bill" and "Jane"), then, despite a heap of obstacles thrown up, both by Fate (abetted by the author’s art) and by their own respective fat-headednesses,   they will get betrothed. 
And this result, I acknowledge, is as welcome to me, as the crisp air at sunrise, the brandy after dinner, or the climax of the act of love. Yet it is exactly the same end which is repetitiously compassed by those distaff harlequinades (which, unaccountably, I persist in disdaining to savor).

            From the standpoint of modern geometry, there is but one possible conclusion: that, though I can never know hér mind, nor she know mine, yet we are gazing, from different angles, at the same real solid object – the same sacrament, given from heaven.

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            These two light genres, whether or not twinned in Platonic paradise, could perhaps do with a dose of gravitas.  Herewith, therefore, two links to the classic past:

Firstly:  As Byron puts it in Don Juan: "Tragedy ends in death; comedy, in marriage." (The observation may perhaps go back to Aristotle.)

Secondly, concerning the Wodehouse golf series in particular: Though the martial note is muted in these tales, and though the ancient gods and heroes are here more likely to appear as something half-remembered from the sixth form, than as actual protagonists, yet there is an echo of the Iliad.  For as there, the warriors, pawns upon a board, might act as they would, by will or upon impulse, yet their shot shaft must suffer a crucial mid-air nudge from this interested deity or that one:  so too in Wodehousia, as the dim plus-foured figures potter tragically about the green.  For it is all very well for you to rummage among your armamentarium of brassies, drivers, mashies and niblicks – the full recital of which would take longer than the Catalogue of the Ships – be you ever so skillful or never so duff – this fact of the Fates remains:  that little round white metaphor of human destiny  will (Ulysses-like) at last reach the safe haven of the tin cup, or on the contrary (tel the lesser Ajax) land smack dab in a sand-trap, according as the favors of Aphrodite, or of her meddlesome son, have or have not been propitiated.  In the Wodehouse world, the best way to hole out under bogey is to propose marriage on the putting green, and be received.

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