Showing posts with label mortality. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mortality. Show all posts

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Ashes to Ashes monostich





The blue smoke floated up  and was  lost  along  the wind.


Requiescat in pace




[From:  the funeral scene in Aldous Huxley, Those Barren Leaves (1925), p. 337]

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Is Trump Immortal?


The Trump camp  recently made a startling claim for their candidate:  namely, that he is immortal.

Liberals have frantically attempted to counter that claim, but without success.  All they can evince in contradiction  is this famous syllogism, credited to Aristotle:

All men are mortal.
Trump is a man.
Therefore Trump is mortal.

The fallacy comes in step 2.  The flamboyant billionaire is not a man, but a moron.   Hence the purported proof  does not go through.   And thus, by contraposition (pataphysical duality), his immortality stands as proved.

In conjunction with their remarkable revelation, the Trumpsters have put forward a central demand  as regards the institution of the Presidency itself:

     *  An end to term limits.

We have a hunch where this is going.

[Update 21 March 2016]  This just in --  The Trump camp  is floating a new slogan:

"Term limits are for losers."


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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Memento Mori




Im Grunde glaubt niemand an seinen eigenen Tod; oder, was dasselbe ist: im Unbewußten sei jeder von uns von seiner Unsterblichkeit überzeugt.
-- Dr. S. Freud

Las ich auf der Sonnenuhr die Worte:
Jede Stunde schmerzt;  die letzte  tötet.
-- F. G. Jünger

‘Tis often asserted, by those psycho-philosophically minded, 
that,  while we   all of us   pay lip-service, pro-forma, du bout des lèvres,
to the proposition that All Men Are Mortal
(that major premise which -- Socrates being a man -- doomed Socrates)
yet we   none of us, individually,
can imagine our own.

We-elll I’m here t’ tell ya, that that is not the case, at least for this philosopher.
I can quite clearly visualize  the circumstances of my own personal hypothetical death.
I shall die (if I ever do die), in precisely one of exactly three potential ways:

(1)  Getting run over by a pie-truck.
(2) Falling down a manhole (carelessly left uncovered).
(3) Getting bonked on the noggin by an anvil  plummeting from an upper floor of a skyscraper.

So long as I stay away from these, I should be safe.
 
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"O Death" (Ralph Stanley)
"O-oh Death -- won't you spairrr me over till another year."

Sunday, April 29, 2012

A Linguist Contemplates the Afterlife


Now, one or two of you might’ve maybe’ve noticed, that from time to time -- when the spirit takes me -- I let loose a comment or two  about Christian theology and Christian living.   These comments may or may not make sense -- half the time, I’ve had a few.  But fact is:  Not a one of us can avoid -- no matter how much TV we watch and stuff our brain with  in the meantime -- nary a one of us can keep from staring Mister Death, there, right in the face:  when our time comes.

So -- whether you’re a priest, or an atheist, or just a ramblin’ gamblin’ man, time comes, you’re gonna wonder about that thing (if it even is a thing) they call the Afterlife.   We have -- from time to time -- touched upon that matter here:

Funny thing about the Afterlife -- any one of us might be a sight lot closer to finding out about it, than we rightly reckon.   And for an old man like me, whose heart is still ticking, but which sometimes fails to tock -- well, any time the doorbell rings, I have to wonder:  Is it those Seventh-Days again, or is it the Guy with the Scythe ???

Fact is -- Don’t worry about it much.  Seems I trust in my Maker more deeply in my heart, than ever I can in my fretful, sinful mind.  But - be - that - as it may.  All we really need to know, in this life here below -- me ‘n’ you ‘n’ Sister Sue -- is summarized  right fine  right here:

"O Death" (Ralph Stanley)
"O-oh Death -- won't you spairrr me over till another year."



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This frame of clay which Thou hast shaped
and quickened with Thine inblown Word,
a cloak about my spirit draped:
Mold it a little longer, Lord.

            For that I feel  the flesh grow slack,
            the inward wind  begin to leak,
            the cloak grow threadbare  on my back,
            and life's flame  gutter  on the wick.

Thou didst a sand-glass  but upend
when in the world  Thou sent'st abroad
the life  Thou didst not give,  but lend:
Lend it a little longer, Lord.

            For that  the very time grows nigh
            wherein, obedient to their fate,
            my father, and his before, did die:
            Oh Lord, do not advance the date!

Nay let me live, that with these days
I might yet pray, and pen thy praise.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Monostich (XXVI)

[upon returning from a hike of several days, in temperatures of triple digits]



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A pause, hot,  uphillside;  as the heart asks: 
Shall I keep on at it,  or just stop right here?


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