Young Martian lands on Terra, plays Schubert to perfection.
Earthlings to be recycled for their amino acids.
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This just in !
Venusian youth lands, challenges Martian.
Epic battle ensues.
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Uh-oh….
Latest child arrival from Mercury likewise aces…
Perhaps we can rent ourselves out as pets ???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27FhglKvvJU&NR=1
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Oh no another one.
Girlchild from Jupiter arrives, slays.
Need a love-slave?
Carry your books ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SVujaqnDrQ&NR=1
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Oh no another one.
Girlchild from Jupiter arrives, slays.
Need a love-slave?
Carry your books ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SVujaqnDrQ&NR=1
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Here's how an underage Martian plays the guitar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-B4sjUve3E&feature=channel
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Spacealien guitarist plays "Home on the Range":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czpwrg8zNls&feature=related
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Update 14 August 2011:
The evidence is more than anecdotal. See this morning's article by Anthony Tommasini in the New York Times.
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Update 2 Oct 2011:
And maybe not just in music:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/02/opinion/sunday/meet-the-new-super-people.html?ref=opinion
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