Wednesday, January 3, 2018

What -- you call this *cold* ?!?

Media hysteria:

You wanna know cold?  I’ll tell you co-ld

On Saturn, where we penguins originated before planting an Earth-colony at Antarctica, it grows so cold, the oxygen freezes right out of the air…
You got to chip off a chunk with a chisel and chew it, even to breathe…


Want further truth-defying tales?  Try these:

Perfect days
to catch some rays


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