The People’s Pataphysical Republic
of Riemannistan TM
has signed a mutual-defense and mutual-admiration agreement with the
Popular Subregional Areola of Tabarnia, sources revealed. As part of the deal, Riemannistan
agreed to recognize Jerusalem as the Tabarnian capital (since the villages of that minuscule district can
hardly compete); as an amicable
quid pro quo, Tabarnia has declared war on the infidels of Chunky Chipmunk Lane.
The
so-called “nation” of Pomerania,
jointly claimed by Tabarnia and Riemannistan |
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[Update 29 Dec] In a disturbing development, Narnia has declared war on Tabarnia, for copyright infringement.
[Update 30 December 2017] Further complicating the picture, Azawad
has announced that it is now allied with one of the belligerants, but it won’t
say which. “That’s a state secret.”
[Update, 31 Dec 2017] Seems as though this business of national boundaries keeps getting messier.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/29/world/europe/slovenia-croatia-border-eu.html?_r=0
Accordingly, Abu-Dawud al-Yemeni, imam of Riemannistan, has suggested that the world revert to its pre-Carolingian boundaries and simply start from scratch.
Here you go:
[Post scriptum: Thus forewarned, Riemannistan has been quick to assert its claim to all of the green areas. R U basis is B wrong 2 us !!]
[Update, 1 Jan 2018] In a confusing development, Tabarnia now claims to have the backing of the Warsaw Pact in its battle against Narnia.
[Update 2 Jan 2018] Owing to NATO's refusal to accede to Riemannistan's just demands, the world peace so recently fashioned at the urging of al-Imam Dawud has fallen apart.
We need a more drastic solution: Return to the ante-bellum boundaries that obtained in the early Mesozoic.
Here's how it looks:
Simple, isn't it? What could go wrong?
.
[Update, 31 Dec 2017] Seems as though this business of national boundaries keeps getting messier.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/29/world/europe/slovenia-croatia-border-eu.html?_r=0
Accordingly, Abu-Dawud al-Yemeni, imam of Riemannistan, has suggested that the world revert to its pre-Carolingian boundaries and simply start from scratch.
Here you go:
[Post scriptum: Thus forewarned, Riemannistan has been quick to assert its claim to all of the green areas. R U basis is B wrong 2 us !!]
[Update, 1 Jan 2018] In a confusing development, Tabarnia now claims to have the backing of the Warsaw Pact in its battle against Narnia.
[Update 2 Jan 2018] Owing to NATO's refusal to accede to Riemannistan's just demands, the world peace so recently fashioned at the urging of al-Imam Dawud has fallen apart.
We need a more drastic solution: Return to the ante-bellum boundaries that obtained in the early Mesozoic.
Here's how it looks:
Simple, isn't it? What could go wrong?
.
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