Saturday, August 13, 2011

A Woodchuck, a Priest, and a Qadi Walk Into a Bar

A woodchuck, a priest, and a qadi  walk into a bar.
The woodchuck humbly orders water;  in Grace, his thirst is slaked.
The priest, following this instructive example, orders likewise; as it touches his lips, the water turns to wine.
The qadi, deeply moved, and despite the prohibition in his sacred text, orders wine as well; yet by the grace of his God, it turns to water in the glass.
All three give thanks.

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