Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Age-old Theological Conundrums cheerfully solved by Dr J


Q:  How many penguins can dance on the head of a pin?
A:  Three.

Q:  Why is there Something  rather than Nothing?
A:  Because “Nothing” would suck.

Q: What happens after we die?
A:  Much like what happens after we are born:  something absolutely unimaginable  prior to the actual event.

Mysterium magnum

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