How Would U Like 2 B a Poet?

It’s E-Z, using Dr J’s patented Poet’s Starter Kit ®,  only $200 at selected stores!

Here is a sample. 

The following words rhyme:

            goombah

            Roomba

            zoomba

The poem  practically writes itself !
So -- roll up your sleeves and get to work !!


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poems,
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HERE.

[update 7 VII]  Omigosh! A friend just apprised me of a neat new word:

"derp"

It rhymes with:  twerp; slurp; burp; perp ... (and probably some other things  best left unmentioned ...)

OK so -- Not 2 useful if U R trying to write a poem about
=>  Cantorian realism;
=>  Trinitarian minimalism
or even
=>  symplectic manifolds.

Still.
A potentially useful addition to the poetaster's kit-bag ...