I was sitting at ease on the back
porch, in the gathering dusk, with a drink at my left hand, and a pencil in my
right; reading, as it happens,
about Quantum Field Theory. I
mention this detail merely by way
of explaining how it came to be that I was wearing only my reading, and not my
distance glasses. Thus I was
instrumentally impaired as regards the strange events that soon ensued, rather like Particle Physicists before
the advent of the Large Hadron Collider.
All at once, as if out of nowhere
(in the image, as it were, of the quantum-mechanical Creation-Operator; though more specifically,
through a hole in the hedge), there appeared a rabbit -- or rather, given the
limitations of our equipment, a soft beige bunny-blur. (Sort of a Heisenberg hare.) "Gavagai!" I said to myself
(**); and stared. -- On the other side (unseen), a mean dog is
making horrible barking noises.
Bad, bad dog!
[**: The translation of this manifold-ambiguous ejaculation, in
these field-conditions, would indeed be, not “Lo! Rabbithood again”, but
something like “Lo! A rabbit-instanton” or even “Behold, a rabbity-patch!”.]
Given these initial conditions, one
would have predicted that the frightened rabbit would have continued to
accelerate, streaking off out of view;
but no. The bunny did not scuttle-and-run,
but settled down peacefully on the spot.
Somehow, she seems to feel safe, here within the nice man’s hedged
perimeter.
The textbook, meanwhile, has
yielded to the force of gravity, and subsided lifeless upon my lap. I stare in the direction of the
location of the bunny (to within experimental error).
Omigosh! The bunny is washing her face with her furry pawsies! Amid other cutenesses.
(Mind you, I can’t precisely see that, owing to the crude granularity
of my present electro-optical apparatus, but can deduce it from certain fluctuations in the hare’s Hamiltonian,
together with various interference-effects.
In much the same sense, our
perception and positing of coffee-cups is epistemologically inferential, and ultimately based on
faith.
Since my vision of QFT is even
dimmer than my myopic perception of distant objects, the bunny-blur is
perfectly satisfying.)
Eventually the dog stops barking (go
bury a bone, Fido), yet the bunny still placidly remains in place. Contented, feeling secure. The bunny can pick up my love-waves
with her special tall antenna-ears.
Bunny, picking up signals |
Eventually, having errands
elsewhere, Miss Bunny goes hip-hoppity off, leaving behind
a friend for life.
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