(1) An alcoholic and a
teetotaller walk into a bar
(2) A fish flops up towards the shore, evolves a kind of stumps,
painfully drags itself up the sand, evolving legs in the process, and
eventually a bipedal (though shuffling) gait, and finally, upright, with
features distinctly European,
walks into a bar.
(3) A man with tattered shirt and trousers has been marooned on a desert island --
for quite some time, judging by his beard. The island is bare of everything, except for one lone
palm tree.
Finally, it occurs to the man to glance behind the tree, whereupon he
espies: a bar.
He walks into it.
(4) A midget and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
The bar turns out to house, in its
interior, another, much smaller bar.
The midget walks into it; the Scotsman looking on helplessly.
(5) A penguin walks … and walks … and walks …
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