We
earlier chronicled the depths to which the New York Times can sink, in
trumpeting the self-licking gourmandise
endemic among the bobos of Paris:
This morning, a trio of chroniqueuses
go down-market, selecting the top news of the week’s stories, the tippy-top of
which is this one, showing that the gooey pleasures of the Gluttony of Delicacy are available even to those who merely chow down on weiners:
‘That First Crisp Bite
Can Make or Break the Hot Dog Experience’
Can Make or Break the Hot Dog Experience’
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/01/insider/that-first-crisp-bite-can-make-or-break-the-hot-dog-experience.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=second-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news
Contributions
for victims who have suffered a broken
Hot Dog Experience can be sent to this address. (Contributions
in Swiss francs, please, in lieu of flowers.)
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| M-my h-hot dog wasn't c-crisp ... |
[Update
Sunday]
Predictably,
the WaPo weighs in with a front-page tearjerker about a woman who had
the misfortune to bite down on the wrong end of a frankfurter. “It’s not about the money -- it’s
about the families,” she sobbed.
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