Friday, September 18, 2015

Anpeilen verboten !


In an earlier series of posts,


we reported (with mingled sorrow and Schadenfreude)  how the erinyes-lobby in Europe were making progress in outlawing such outrages as “looking someone up and down”.

Anpeiler !!


That, though, is rather a mouthful.    Turns out German has a simple verb for it:  jemanden  anpeilen.







Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Sporadic concert


At once a whir of wings above the lake,
with loud arrival  migrants reach their spot.
A flock of geese, new-landed, settles in.
They spread their feathers, find a place to drift.

Then one speaks up:  GwOckk !
Now I make my special sound!

Another, louder: GwOckk !!
That is my favorite very special sound!

Another answers: GwOckk !
Such fun to make each ownsome’s special sound!

GwOckk!  (gwocKk)  GWOckk  /  gwock ….
Like fireflies, this and that one, here and there.

And thus it goes, through all the afternoon,
and all the ages of the whirling earth.

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Zitronenblume


Zitronenblume 

Fleur de citron,
comme tu sens bon !
Ô doulce fleur
qui ranimes mon cœur !

Et moi, abeille,
je te conseille,
m’admettre céans
pour prendre mon sens.



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Gratuit !
Lisez le conte entier
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[Note:  The first sens is from the Latin verb, sentire;  the second is used as in the fabliau “La bourse pleine de sens”, and is bivalent, one possible origin being from Latin semino.  This latter plays as well upon the double-entendre of bourse. -- I am indebted to Professor  Howard Bloch’s course on the fabliaux, which I audited (lo these many years ago) at Berkeley, for pointing out this rather recherché ambiguity.]

 
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~ Recommendation posthume ~
“Si j’étais encore en vie, et que je  désirais un bon whodunnit,
que lirais-je?"
Murphy sur la montagne
(Je suis Ronsard, et j’ai approuvé ce message)

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Monday, September 14, 2015

Dichtung und Deutung mitteleuropäischer Prägung



I was recently enjoying Jonathan Franzen’s The Kraus Project, in much the same way one enjoys a dish of ice-cream.  
The dust-jacket of this volume, handsomely produced by Mr. Farrar and Mr. Straus, ably aided by Mr. Giroux, is French-vanilla, with touches of peaches-and-cream.    The paper is like fresh butter.   The translation, by Mr. Franzen (with, one suspects, an occasional or possibly frequent assist from Messers. Paul Reitter and Daniel Kehlmann[**], absent from the dust-jacket  but present in the notes to the text), is superb.  Really, truly superb.   Occasionally, the German original even reads like an awkward back-translation from the English, as “Der Gedanke ist ein Gefundenes, ein Wiedergefundenes” => “… a discovered thing, a recovered thing”.   (And later:  "erfindet das Gefundene" => "invents what he has found":  a perfect description of found poetry.)

Yet, rather than now praise it further (that for later),  I’ll now talk back to it a bit.

[**  This is the same Daniel Kehlmann who wrote the best-selling Die Ermessung der Welt.   We examine the film version here.]

Kraus (“Heine und die Folgen”), in the course of his long dismantling-job on Heinrich Heine, writes and quotes:

Kein Dichter ruft einem Fräulein, das den Sonnenuntergang gerührt betrachtet, die Worte zu:

Mein Fräulein, sein Sie munter,
Das ist ein altes Stück;
Hier vorne geht sie unter,
und kehrt von hinten zurück.

Franzen chimes in  in a footnote (p. 83):

Boy, does Kraus nail what’s wrong with Heine’s sunset poem.  And yet, when I was twenty, I found this poem hilarious.   … [And yet again:]  Heine’s poem about the girl and the sunset  is smart-ass.  It shouldn’t wear well as you get older.

Now, I cannot testify as to that, since this is the first time I read it.  But I found it -- mildly amusing:  and this, though fall’n into the sere, the silver leaf.   Certainly not worth making a fuss against.  Smart-ass? -- freilich;  but so is that indispensable reference-work, The Onion. 
Yet I wish to say something more substantial than to defend a limerick against the charge of not being an epic. 


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[Sprightly background music for this section:
  The Forellen-quintett, splendidly performed by some young Asian guys you never heard of.
The prejudice (as we watch young Asians take over, say, my meta-alma-mater, UC Berkeley) is:  Technical brilliance, to be sure;  but they can scarcely capture the echt Viennese Gspaß und Gemütlichkeit.  -- Only, they do.   They do not at all overdo the technique;  the performance is full of humor.  And -- like that quatrain of Heine -- as simple and silver as a fish.]

Let us take that rhyming trifle, not “on its own terms” (in the anemic way of New Criticism) but as having been written by a Man in Full, Heinrich Heine.  And the literalistic simplicity of the poem’s depiction of the eternal wheeling of the Sun, suggests an equally literal simplicity at the human level.  I had spent much of the morning reading  his Viennese countryman and contemporary Sigmund Freud;  perhaps that suggested this unchaste thought to my mind, but in any event:  Any red-blooded poet or artist,  beholding some buxom Mädchen waxing wet around the edges at the spectacle of the beauties of Nature, has only one natural reaction:   Invite her up to your Bude  “so that I may show you my etchings”.   Then -- vorne slides  the  Schlüpfer down;  while the frock comes up  behind.    
Following which instruction, the girl is certain to emerge with a more deeply  deepened appreciation of the cycles of Nature (even if her own might be somewhat disrupted by the aftermath).  The only point being, that while that “snatch” of doggerel (permit me the word) still falls sort of the Iliad, neither is it purely deflationary, but  on one natural reading  points forward and upward and inward, to a more fructuous development, which could even result in the birth of a child.

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So much for the smutty reading.   But there is also -- as so often -- an anagogic, of a sort especially perceptible to the more contemplative elderly gentlemen, who are long past de-frocking Fräuleins.  For indeed, there is a subtlety here.

[Background music  for this part of the essay:

This symmetry of the sun setting before us, and rising behind, is not an elementary fact of perception, but is a non-obvious cosmological hypothesis, and fallible as such.  Certainly, as a child, it never occurred to me to connect the two widely-separated events.   You see the sunset, you go to bed;  sleep happens;  you get up and eat your oatmeal, and run out to play;  the sun is already back in the sky, just as Mom & Dad are once again up and about.  What’s to explain?
Later, in school, or from our parents in a pedagogic mood, we learn abstruse suppositions about things called “East” and “West” -- not easily observable in themselves, and which go all cock-eyed the instant you race your bicycle around the corner, but in principle localizable via consultation of a completely magical and paradoxical little novelty-item called a “compass”:  you turn the thing this way and that way, trying to get the little needle to move, but it’s like herding hamsters.  Later still, they teach you poems to memorize:  “The Sun rises in the East, and sets in the West.”   (Or is it the other way about?   One can never remember.)   As with the Alphabet Song, and the one about Columbus and the Ocean Blue, knowing such poems is constitutive of becoming an educated grown-up.

And superficially, Heine’s ditty is bringing in that magisterial scientific description, with deflationary intent, to crush the girl’s vesperal (and vestal) sentimentalism.  But, note:  it does not.

It does not evoke a uniform isotropic curvilinear coordinate system in a comoving Lorenzian reference frame, together with (all the fixings):  Rather, it leaves the human perceiver  still planted in the center;  unbudging  from sundown to sunup, so that the great renewal of the diurnal earth  now sneaks up on her from behind, like a jack-in-the-box popping up to surprise you.  The bland planetary fact of a hemi-diurnal rotation  is here collapsed into a single poetic instant;  the sentient experiencer is at once  epiphanically aware of the unity of these mirror occurences, much like that of the right and left hand.  This vision is -- strictly mystical.   More fundamentally even than the astronometric account, this perspective succeeds in taking a literally quotidian fact of existence, and making it new -- making it strange.


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~  Posthumous Endorsement ~
"If I were alive today, and in the mood for an epiphany,
this is what I would be reading: "
(Ich heisse Heinrich Heine, and I approved this message.)
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Indeed, the Kraus-quoted quatrain  immediately called to mind one of Rilke, about Symmetry as observed by a mooncalf (we quote it as part of an essay here):

Ach was ist das für ein schöner Ball !
Rot und rund wie ein Überall.
Gut, dass ihr ihn erschuft.
Ob der wohl kommt wenn man ruft?

Superficially, in both rhymes, the language is naïve;  in reality, faux-naïf.  On the surface, rather unpleasantly, immaturity is being mocked, here in a simpleton, there in a Backfisch.   More profoundly -- Ah, but, it is difficult to plumb the profound.  I have simply circled around it, approached it from different faces and facets, in a series of poems and parables,  which you may sample via any of the following thematic labels:


And for an extravagantly anagogic take on a scatological joke, try this:
      http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2013/09/anagogic-jokes-re-upped.html     


Sunday, September 13, 2015

Deutschland schafft sich ab


Circa twenty years ago, after the Berlin Wall had fallen, and the two halves of Germany were being painfully reassembled, the New Jersey-based company Franklin Electronic Publishers, where I worked as Editor-in-Chief, hosted two executives in lexicography from the venerable Langenscheidt company.   I picked them up at their hotel near my home in Princeton, and drove them to our headquarters in Mount Holly.   On the way, I asked them about the affect of Reunification on the German language.

To my surprise, they were not especially interested in the question.   More surprising was the reason :  in their estimation, the German language, far from being strengthened by the new political accession of fellow-speakers, would recede more and more from use, and eventually go the way of Danish.   And to my astonishment (particularly coming from German bilingual-lexicographers, for whom their language, and the desires of foreigners to learn it, is meat and drink), this prospect left them curiously indifferent.
By most of the Gutmenschen of today’s Europe, such acedia (misconstrued as sang-froid) in the face of the expected inevitable, would be reckoned admirable.   But I found it strangely troubling.

Nota bene:  The unreferenced expected inheritor of the German-language mantle  was English.  Little did they imagine that, in some now-conceivable scenarios, it could one day be Arabic.


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With comparable astonishment, the world now beholds Germany’s self-dilution, quite possibly leading to self-dissolution. 



Apart from the dissolution of the Soviet Union, this might be the beginnings of the most significant geopolitical (voire, demographic -- which ultimately trumps all else) development in our lifetimes.
To all this, I shall have no comment.
In part, because it’s not principally my battle (though I care about this deeply).
In part, because hardly anyone reads this blog anyway (nor is politics  really its brief; vielmehr, Theologia Mathematika).
But principally, because there is already abundant intelligent and impassioned commentary from Germans, and from all who care about Germany -- nay, Deutschtum überhaupt.  -- Not, however, in the pages of the MainStream Media, which has long been gurgling with Gutmenschenschwärmerei.   Rather, in the lengthy and well-reasoned readers’ comments, on sites like Telepolis or Die Zeit (in the latter case, massively contrary to the bisounours editorial line.)  [Later, I hope to append a selection of these.

Kurz gefasst:
Apart from Thilo Sarrazin’s monster bestseller, from which I have borrowed the title of this post, consult:

Hurra, wir kapitulieren! Von der Lust am Einknicken ist ein 2006 erschienenes Buch von Henryk M. Broder, das einerseits die Haltung der Regierungen Europas gegenüber Islamisten, andererseits die angebliche Zurückhaltung und Selbstzensur der intellektuellen Linken Deutschlands gegenüber dem Islam scharf und auf polemische Weise kritisiert. 

Hurra!  Wir kapitulieren !!!


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Interlude:    Die Deutsche Sprache schafft sich ab

Using my wife’s tablet, I attempted to bring up DeutscheWelle.  It brought up only the English-language site.  I specifically added “.de”; stubbornly, it changed that to “.com” and re-presented the English site.  So I went to the German Wikipedia and clicked on the link labeled “Offizielle Webpräsenz”:  it too brought me to the English site!

Well, maybe that’s just the tablet.  It has recently introduced a dumbed-down version of news.google.[…];  I was able to revert to the original presentation on the English version, with a few clicks,  but these didn’t work for the French and German.
So I tried it on the MacIntosh:  same deal.

Ultimately I found the real site by having bookmarked an article, back when you could still get to it easily, and from this clicked through to: http://www.dw.com/de/themen/s-9077.  [That is just today’s;  I never was able to pull up a permanent German homepage.]

[Weiteres zum Thema hier.]

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In Deutschland herrscht  “helpers’ high” (a.k.a. “Sommermärchen”,  “Glückswelle”, & “Willkommenshysterie”).   It is a strange phenomenon.  At the Bahnhofs, ecstatic welcome is extended to Germany’s future (and partly present) gravediggers.    This euphoria is hailed in all of Germany’s mainstream media, and nay-sayers are smacked with the “Nazikeule”.


Our genes stopped working.
Could you replace us please?
(We left the key  under the mat.)

The reasons for all this, surpass my understanding. 
The madness of crowds.   So was ist in Mitteleuropa schon passiert, zur Lebenszeit Freuds und Jungs;  aber weder dieser noch jener  hat das Phänomen  richtig zu bewerten gewusst.

For now, we’ll simply cite a sharp-eyed reader’s comment:


Und wehe es argumentiert jemand dagegen. Er wird zwar nicht als
"Volksschädling" bezeichnet, aber sehr ähnlich behandelt.
Stigmatisiert wird er, ausgeschlossen, erhält Redeverbot und ist
sozial ausgeschlossen vom kollektiven Glücksempfinden.

Und 1933 in Deutschland und 38 in Österreich war es sicher ähnlich.
Diese zermürbenden Parteistreitereien waren plötzlich weg, alle im
Gefühl der glänzenden Zukunft geeint.

Wir erleben ein Massenphänomen.
Wir erleben Politik der Gefühle.
Wir erleben Faschismus in einer ganz unerwartenden Form.


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Superb:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_8kc19DL70&app=desktop


[Update 23 Sept 2015]
Swimming in the river of humanity are shady characters, too, admitted criminals, ISIS sympathizers and a couple of guys from Fallujah, one with a fresh bullet wound, who when asked their occupation seemed confused.
“Army,” said one. His friend corrected him. “We’re all drivers,” he said.


[Update 8 Oct 2015]  Mum's the word:

Dieser Artikel kann nicht kommentiert werden.


[Nov 2015] "With Open Gates":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0hD7IffTJs


Allgemeines zum Thema:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2015/04/autolytic-empathy_30.html


[Update 9 January 2016]


Travelers’ phrasebook
Enjoy your stay in Germany !

[Update Juni 2016]

http://www1.wdr.de/nachrichten/ruhrgebiet/bin-laden-leibwaechter-klagt-gegen-abschiebung-100.html
Seit 2006 hat der Verfassungsschutz Sami A. im Visier. Er soll enger Vertrauter von Osama Bin Laden gewesen sein und zu seiner Leibgarde gehört haben. Die Stadt Bochum wollte ihn bereits mehrfach in sein Heimatland zurückschicken. Am Mittwoch (15.06.2016) hat das Verwaltungsgericht Gelsenkirchen entschieden, dass er nicht abgeschoben werden darf.

Tragic Emergency: Germany fresh out of bears !!


Angela Merkel (die Erdmutter Europas) has a three-stage strategy for the future of Europe:

(1) Invite the entire Third World to Germany, to bathe in social benefits  and live at taxpayers' expense.

Hier kriegt man alles umsont !

(2)  As they arrive at the Bahnhof, hand out teddy-bears.

(3)  [Umm... TBD]



Kanzlerin Merkel
“Ihr seid alle meine Kinder !!”

This crafty plan has hit a speed-bump  sooner than anticipated:  Germany has run out of bears !!!

Now what???????


O-o-o… Flüchtling,
wie ich Dich  lie-e-ebe !!

And so you naturally ask:  What can I do to help ???

Answer:  Scour your attics and closets, and round up all your teddy-bears.  Mail them to:

Mutti Multikulti
666 Hirngespenststrasse
Schlaraffenland,  Europa


Won’t  U  find  me  a ho-ome ???



Weiteres zum Thema:
Deutschland schafft sich ab.


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[Update 23 September 2015]  A keen-eyed reader’s comment:

"Die Geister die Angela rief..." Angela hat auf die Armen der ganzen Welt die Wirkung, die im Altertum den Sirenen zugeschrieben wurde.

European Union water-taxi service (free)

Seid umschlungen, Millionen !
Mutti Merkel  sorgt für euch !



Re the feelgood media:

Wer in diesen Tagen an die deutsche Realität erinnerte, wurde schnell mit dem Etikett des "Miserabilismus" belegt.
http://www.heise.de/tp/news/Das-deutsche-Lagerdenken-und-der-Umgang-mit-Migranten-2832611.html


[Update 3 October 2015]  The bear-brandishers have largely vanished from German Bahnhofs, as the grim reality sets in.  But in neighboring Austria, which so far has been able to send migrants west on their merry way, the Willkommenskult(ur) is alive and well.  Today in Vienna, a massive outdoor concert in favor of refugees, attended by something over 20,000 people (by police estimates), or 60,000 (by organizer estimars) oder gar  100,000, the number that Der Standard (Austria’s leading newspaper) somehow came up with:

3. Oktober 2015

Wien – Über 100.000 Menschen sind am Samstag zum Solidaritätskonzert "Voices for Refugees – Konzert für ein menschliches Europa" auf den Wiener Heldenplatz gekommen. Bundespräsident Heinz Fischer hielt eine eindringliche Ansprache. "Menschen in Not brauchen Zuwendung, wir dürfen uns nicht abwenden", sagte das Staatsoberhaupt. Danach kamen alle Mitwirkenden für eine Schweigeminute auf die Bühne.



And this -- to their credit, in a sense -- even after they have seen the growing chaos in Germany, unleashed by the undocumented onslaught.


The images are undeniably impressive.



Already (at time of posting this) there are well over 6000 reader comments; fortunately Der Standard still allows this feature, for otherwise, confronted with such stories, many a European would imagine himself in Wonderland.
So far, the (by a wide margin) most upvoted comment, in contrast to the tone of the story, is:

eine Demo für Menschlichkeit?
Ich wohne im 6. und auf mich wirkt das eher wie eine Wahlkampfveranstaltung und eine ziemlich aggressive noch dazu.
"Nieder,nieder,nieder mit der FPÖ" - Gebrüll und Plakate mit "Flüchtlinge rein, FPÖ raus"
Schon klar, die FPÖ ist schließlich rechtspopulistisch aber alle Flüchtlinge sind ausnahmslos fortschrittlich,humanistisch gebildet,tolerant und werden sich im Gegensatz zur FPÖ für die Rechte von Homosexuellen und Frauen einsetzen.Da kann man schon guten Gewissens einen Bevölkerungsaustausch vorschlagen, oder?

Runner-up:

Zur selben Zeit....

Gegenwärtig erlebe die Polizei, dass sich Gruppen von Flüchtlingen mit selbst gebastelten Waffen ausrüsteten und zu Massenschlägereien verabredeten, sagte Wendt. "Hier braut sich was zusammen, vor dem die Bevölkerung mehr und mehr Angst bekommt. Wenn unsere Einsatzkräfte mitten in solchen Schlägereien schlichten müssen, liegen diejenigen, die den Flüchtlingen applaudiert und Stofftiere verteilt haben, in ihren Betten. Das muss man mit aller Deutlichkeit mal so sagen."

http://www.n-tv.de/politik/Polizei-…59966.html


Well.  There’s an election in Vienna coming up quite soon.  We shall see what vox populi says really.   In particular, whether it’s FPÖ raus or rein.

Weiteres zum Thema:
The Gutmenschen aren't going to play nice:
http://www.krone.at/Oesterreich/Regierung_erzwingt_erste_Asylunterkuenfte-Durchgriffsrecht-Story-475015


[Footnote]  A caution to the Milchmädchen whose foreign policy consists of handing out stuffed animals:  the Salafist position on teddy-bears is actually rather strict.  The following are images purportedly from an ISIL propaganda-video (though a spoof by wily pataphysicians cannot be ruled out -- reality and satire are so closely interwoven these days):


Death to the teddys of the infidels ! 



[Update 5 Oct 2015]  A Guardian reader comments:

 Merkel has succumbed to the deadly Mother Teresa by Proxy Syndrome. Sufferers enjoy a warm feeling by spending shedloads of other peoples' money on what appears to them to be a charitable purpose.
http://www.theguardian.com/discussion/p/4d24t?page=17

[Update 11 Oct 2015]  A timely publication, concerning the psychology of the Gutmenschen:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/11/books/review/strangers-drowning-by-larissa-macfarquhar.html?ref=books&_r=0


[Update 28 October 2015]

Der Wahn- und Irrsinn deutscher Willkommenspolitik wird täglich deutlicher. Sogar Flüchtlinge die im sicheren Uruguay gelandet sind, wollen jetzt nach Deutschland.
Ist ja klar, gibt Knete zuhauf im Vergleich zu anderen Ländern.
Kommet doch alle, die ihr mühselig und beladen seid, der deutsche Michel wird´s schon schuften. Angela, breit den Mantel aus.....



Cricket in the Kitchen



Cricket in the Kitchen
(all night long)


I’m singing  my little  song !!!
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I’m singing  my little  song !!!
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I’m singing  my little  song !!!
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I’m singing  my little  song !!!
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I’m singing  my little  song !!!
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I’m singing  my little  song !!!
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Thursday, September 10, 2015

Marmorklippen Monostich




   Zuweilen,  wenn der West-wind  weht,
   spürrten wir eine Ahnung von Genuss …
   -- Ernst Jünger, Auf den Marmorklippen (1939)




[Note:  The title of this postlet is itself a kind of mini-monostich]