Germany is reeling from an improbable sequence of events.
Some good intelligence work leads the German police to the
apartment of an immigrant, professedly Syrian. They arrive in the nick of time: the apartment turns out to be full of a
powerful explosive, TATP, which has been used in numerous recent terrorist
attacks in a number of countries.
But then things get weird.
* Even though they have surrounded the Plattbau (DDR-style
prefab-modular apartment complex) with dozens of trained SWAT-team types, the
suspect, seen nonchalently exiting his apartment, somehow manages to elude all
his pursuers and besiegers.
All they managed to do was to get off a ‘warning’ shot, the signal for
him to skedaddle.
(That sort of
ineptness used to annoy me on “24”:
but at least the show had the excuse that the villains must not be
caught before the final episode.)
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* Despite an
APB (including saturation-publicity on social media), the suspect manages to
escape from Chemnitz to Leipzig uncaught and unmolested.
* There, he phones a Syrian acquaintance of his, asking “Hey
man, can I crash at your pad?” Sure, says the acquaintance (hereafter carried
as “Mr BNB”)
* In the telling of Leipziger “Mr BNB”, he and two friends,
having been alerted by social media to the identity of their guest whom -- so he says -- he previously had
never set eyes on, tie up the fugitive with electrical cord, and phone the
police. However, for lack of a translator (BNB’s German
being poor), nobody can understand him, and essentially tell him “'Ain't nobody
got time for this'.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/13/us/911-call-operator-arrested-hang-up-trnd/
Note that this was more than an inconvenience for the
caller: to show up in person at
the Leipzig police station to make himself understood, would be to risk being
spotted by local jihadis. These
don’t like snitches any more than do the thugs of Baltimore. [Update: And indeed, the Syrians have since complained of death-threats
against them from local Muslims, and are being processed for a
witness-protection program:
http://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/deutschland/id_79274232/fall-al-bakr-zwei-syrische-hinweisgeber-unter-polizeischutz.html]
* Dauntless, BNB goes to the police station in person. There, they leave him cooling his heels
for an hour, despite the fact that he is bringing them the most startling news
and biggest coup of the year.
Again, lack of translator?
* The cops finally grab their prey, already trussed like a
turkey, with “Eid mubarak” ribbons around his ankles, and haul him off to
the pokey.
* There, he is
put on suicide watch. But then a
psychologist interviews him; she concludes that this would-be suicide bomber is
in no danger of, um, suicide, and the watch is relaxed. Unsupervised in his cell, he frolics, smashing a lamp and
messing with the electrical cord.
He is left unmolested.
Next thing you know, he has hanged himself.
That is unfortunate;
since, reportedly, instead of grilling the bastard around the clock as
to who-all was in his network (you don’t get TATP just off the Internet;
indeed, the stuff is devilishly hazardous to transport), the authorities had
only one lone chat with him before he died, taking his secrets with him to the
grave (and beyond, to Hell or Seventh Heaven, according to taste). And once again, their excuse is: Lack
of a translator.
Am Dienstag führte eine Psychologin
ein Gespräch mit dem Häftling. Er habe sich dabei "ruhig" verhalten,
erklärte Rolf Jacob, Leiter der Justizvollzugsanstalt Leipzig (JVA). Die
Intervalle zwischen den Kontrollen seien daraufhin auf 30 Minuten ausgedehnt
worden. Dass al-Bakr später die Deckenlampe herunterriss und versuchte, an ein
Stromkabel zu gelangen, ließ bei niemandem die Alarmglocken schrillen.
"Man hat das mehr als Vandalismus ausgelegt, als er – warum auch immer –
so gehandelt hat", erklärte Jacob am Donnerstag auf einer Pressekonferenz.
Ein Gespräch mit dem Häftling konnte mangels
Dolmetscher nicht stattfinden. Am Mittwochabend fand dann eine
Auszubildende den Erhängten.
derstandard.at/2000045855572/Schwere-Vorwuerfe-an-Sachsens-Justiz-nach-Suizid-in-Zelle
Solution:
Shower Arabic translators with mucho dollars, wherever they may be
found.
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An Austrian reader agrees:
Eine Auszubildende macht den
Rundgang?!
"Mangels Dolmetscher"?!
Also wenn ich den einzig gefassten mutmaßlichen IS-Selbstmordattentäter
Deutschlands in meinem Gewahrsam hätte, dann würde ich ja mal auf der Stelle 50
Dolmetscher mit Helis einfliegen lassen und ihn von dutzenden GSG-9-Polizisten
im Wechsel persönlich bewachen lassen bzw. einen Undercover-Zivilpolizisten in
seine Zelle als Mithäftling schleusen.
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