Tuesday, May 15, 2012

The Woodchuck’s Paternoster

[In nomine  Francisci  Sancti]

Papa…Papa… somewhere Up there…so big… very Big…. Bigger than big…   Thank you.
Someday mebbe we get to see U.   U R da boss -- Same up there, same down here.
Help us find food.  Srsly srry about the the bad stuff we done.  Don’t let the mean beasts eat us up.
Srsly Urz,
Teh Woodchucks.

[Scholars will not fail to note a certain intertextual echo with the LOLcats Bible.  But where kittehs are snarkeh, anything the humble woodchuck says, comes straight from his tiny beating heart.]

[NB:  This is not satire.  For a similar vision, click here:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2011/04/making-best-of-bad-bargain.html ]

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