The World of Dr. Justice: A cure for insomnia

Saturday, August 9, 2014

A cure for insomnia

Now! From the mountaintop laboratories of the World of Dr Justice (headquarters: Geneva), a rapid and infallible cure for insomnia -- available without prescription.

Simply gaze at this image and, mm, and, ahhhh ….. ths ….. immmmmm-age …..

Warning: Do not operate heavy machinery after viewing this

Contraindications:

There are no contraindications. The treatment is perfectly safe, even for expectant mothers. It fact, it is recommended for expectant mothers.

[Thanks to J. Jerboa for this image.]

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About the Author

David Justice studied French at the Sorbonne, mathematics and physics at Harvard and MIT, and math and linguistics at Berkeley. He is the author of The Semantics of Form in Arabic, in the Mirror of European Languages; and of the fictional works I Don’t Do Divorce Cases (which includes stories originally published in Ellery Queen and Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine) and Murphy on the Mount. He taught French at Berkeley, and linguistics at the University of Alberta, then worked at Merriam-Webster as Editor of Etymology (where he edited Webster’s Book of Word Histories) and as Editor of Pronunciation. He subsequently was editor-in-chief at Franklin Electronic Publishers. He is currently employed as a language analyst, and consultant for the University of Maryland. He lives with his bride of forty years, overlooking a peaceful lake.