Wednesday, August 13, 2014

The Proper Way to Pander

Now that the buzz is beginning to build concerning the next Presidential election season, it is time to remind both parties of the correct etiquette when pandering.  The right way is not to field an aging, apoplectic-looking candidate whose Veep would, in the event of his demise, be a spectacularly unsuitable Chief of the American empire, like Sarah Palin.  That’s playing a rigged game with real money.
The right way to do it is, you create yet another useless Cabinet post, amid much fanfare, and sedulously head it with a member of the aggrieved lobby, where he/she/it can do no harm.

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