Certain
censorious eyebrows have frowned at the self-celebrating birthday feast on which Zimbabwean
President-for-Life Robert Mugabe is chowing down.
Featured on the menu:
expensive elephants. One recalls the predilection of his fellow African dictator, Bokassa, for another exotic
delicacy, long pig.
Both men
are still widely revered in Africa, though scarcely outside it.
To those who objected to the high cost of the festivities,
saying that it might better have been spent on Zimbabwe’s orphans, the
President-for-Life gave an answer recalling that of Our Lord in similar
circumstances, though turned upside-down, indicating in effect:
Orphans are but the mayflies of a
day;
Me you have with you forever.
[Update 2 March 2015] Oh -- turns out it’s baby
elephant. So-o-o succulent.
Gnam gnam -- Le plat du jour |
Headline in this morning’s New York Times.
Zimbabwe's Mugabe served baby
elephant at lavish birthday bash
Mugabe, over a feast of varied
exotic animals, took the pulpit to excoriate safaris.
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