OUTRAGEOUS SCANDAL ROCKS BRITAIN!!!

Heads are wagging  all over Europe:

Ed Miliband tries to defuse ‘two kitchens’ row

ED Miliband has tried to defuse controversy over the kitchen arrangements at his £2 million town house in London - by insisting he only “uses the small one”.
http://www.scotsman.com/news/uk/ed-miliband-tries-to-defuse-two-kitchens-row-1-3718704#comments-area

He can writhe and wiggle all he wants -- this is the most insalubrious outrage since that of the notorious Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson!

Portrait of the perp,
attempting to deny the obvious:

Shameful !!!!!!

Shocking details here:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjS3gzHetA

(Must be over 21 to view.)

For further heavy-breathing British scandals, try this:
  L'affaire Keeler