Sunday, March 29, 2015

A Marriage made in WalMart

Authorities have announced the banns of Sir Heinz, of ketchup fame (“Shake, shake, shake the bottle;  none comes out, and then a lot’ll”) and Dame Kraft, creatrix of the substance known as Cheez-Whip ™.
Verily, the sire deserves the dam.

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