To fans of “Blindspot”, it has by now become apparent, that
those tattoos (like some Inca inscriptions) purport to explain absolutely everything, Present Past
or (especially) Future: like Wiki
-- or rather, like Borges’s
Universal Library. All that
is known, or might ever be known,
imprinted upon her skin.
To the cold, hard core of “Memento” fans, that is
disappointing. But to the rest of
Walmartamerica, that is good news.
So -- Here is how YOU can employ those iconographic indicators to your own benefit. Take it from me, my smiling wife
Veronica and our faithful dog Spot!
Just in the past three days, we brought in this:
* Puzzled husband:
“Someone’s been swiping tomatoes from our garden again!”
Loyal wife: “ A steganographic exploitation of the inkblot
blocking the singed skin hidden beneath the bandaid on Jane’s left buttock
reveals: The perpetrator is none
other than the neighborhood raccoon!”
P. H: “Ha-ha! That furry rascal!”
* Puzzled husband:
“Omigosh, what shall we do?
Tomorrow’s our big picnic, and the weatherman is predicting
thunderstorms !!”
Loyal wife: “A previously overlooked inscription on the inside of Jane’s
eyelid contains a cipher which,
run through our Tordella supercomputers, breaks out to “21 Oct 2015”; which,
according to the Old Style (Julian) calendar, breaks out to tomorrow! And the graphic equates to an ideogram
for the Egyptian sun-god Ra!
So: It’s gonna be a bright,
bright, sunshiney day !!”
P.H.: “Woo-hoo! Packing the mayo !!!”
* Puzzled husband:
“Gosh, honey, I’ve looked everywhere! Wherever can I have left my carkeys ???”
Loyal wife: “A p-adic attack on the recursively-enciphered left-armpit image from Jane reveals … (long technical discussion deleted) ….they're in the right pocket of your gray overcoat!”
Loyal wife: “A p-adic attack on the recursively-enciphered left-armpit image from Jane reveals … (long technical discussion deleted) ….they're in the right pocket of your gray overcoat!”
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