Saturday, February 6, 2016

Trump is a wimp

[ Trump ist Weichlingsweib ]

Okay right, so he talks tough;  but when the boots hit the asphalt,  can he do the deed?  Check this out, from Da Man -- Attila the Hun:

“For what fortress” (added Attila),
“what city, in the wide extent of the Roman empire,
can hope to exist,  secure and impregnable,
if it is our pleasure that it should be erased from the earth?”
-- Edward Gibbon, The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire (1776-1788)

Now, that guy’s a closer.

Write-in for 2016 !

~  A paid announcement  ~
~  ~  from Americans for Attila ® ~  ~
~  “Let’s stain the White House  red!”  ~

Wanna read about Mike Murphy,
a two-fisted private dick  that won’t take “No” for an answer!
The kind that the Trumpette would never read?
Check this out !
(So Murphy would never take Trump as a client)
“Ich bin Attila der Hunne,
and I approved this message
(and slew all who disagreed).”

[Update 7 February 2016]  The Donaldette struggles vainly to prove his manhood:

Donald Trump: I'd bring back 'a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding'

For some reason, the Brits seem to be frontpaging this story  more than the Yanks:

The rest of Europe too, with hair-raising headlines:

Trump für "schlimmere Methoden" als Waterboarding

By contrast, the NYTimes merely runs  a short piece from Reuters, with the relatively bland title

Waterboarding Surfaces at Debate and Divides Republican Hopefuls

~ Celebrity Endorsement ~
~  Jack Bauer:  ~
~ ~  “At first I was thinking I’d go with Trump, ~~
~~ but Attila would absolutely schlong him! “ ~~

[Flash co-ord:  Michael Bloomberg --  R U busy ??? ]

[Update 9 February 2016]  Now Trump is cowering behind the skirts of a woman, himself not daring to brand Ted Cruz a “pussy”:

We contacted The Hun for his take on the matter.  His reply was a throaty chuckle:  “Look who’s talking!”

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