Confused in Kentucky: Is it all right to have recourse to torture on the first date?
Jack: Only if you’re Running Out of Time.
Dubious in Delaware: The woman I’ve been dating turns out to be a mole. Should I love her up, or kill her?
Jack: Both. Preferably in that order, but it's your call.
Snarky in Schenectady: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
Jack: To conceal a knife.
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