Sunday, August 26, 2012

Jack Bauer’s “Advice to the Lovelorn”


Confused in Kentucky:  Is it all right to have recourse to torture on the first date?
Jack:  Only if you’re  Running Out of Time.

Dubious in Delaware:   The woman I’ve been dating  turns out to be a mole.  Should I love her up, or kill her?
Jack:  Both.  Preferably in that order, but it's your call.

Snarky in Schenectady:  Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
Jack: To conceal a knife.

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