Showing posts with label computers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label computers. Show all posts

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Ebolarama


Western interest in Ebola has been eradicated;  the disease itself  has not:


The chances are there will be a new wave at some point, some months or years down the line;  by which time, the beast may have mutated.   And this, in ways that might make it more fearsome, or less.
For:  Ebola, like any pathogen, doesn’t really want to harm us:  we are, after all, their playground, their womb.  They’d like us to remain alive as long as possible, so that they can frolic in our rich system.  Their only purpose in what viruses call “life”, is to reproduce, and reproduce, and reproduce some more.  (Actually, they sound like teenagers;  although these only wish to practice the preliminaries of reproduction, and not actually change diapers.)   One way of expanding their reach is to invent new pathways of transmission (the dreaded “airborne” route);  but another is simply to learn to live with the host, which many many organisms have (over the eons) learned to do.

Who knows?  By the time that ebolavirus has settled into a merely commensal relation with ourselves, it might confer such advantages as immunity to the dreaded Stuxnet worm, which by then (having escaped the confines of the thumb-drives) will have evolved into epizoötic forms, and be decimating the planet.
 
So, while awaiting the release of “Ebola III”, here are some suggestions for summer viewing and reading.

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As a rule, I avoid disaster flix;  and shun movies about diseases ‘like the plague’.  Thus, a fortiori, disease-disaster flix.

But out of interest in the psychological dimensions of global climate change, I did watch “Take Shelter” -- which, to my delighted surprise, turned out only to pretend to be a meteorological disaster flick, but in reality is a psychological thriller.  At least, that was my take on it, in an intricate essay here.

And now ebola, elbowing much else off the front page these days.

* “The Andromeda Strain”  (novel: 1969;  movie: 1971)

Michael Crichton’s novel is differently focussed from the works that follow, being about big science and extraterristrial organisms and spooky military stuff.   And it has no psychology whatsoever, just a workmanlike plot  laid out in a wooden style, interrupted from time to time by edifying mini-lectures in biology (Crichton began as a physician).

*  “The Cassandra Crossing”.()

The opening scene, in which terrorists insinuate themselves into the World Health Organization in Geneva (our own WDJ headquarters are just down the street, as it happens), and one of them gets infected in a secret lab, is a masterpiece of economy and timing.   The fact that the rest of it takes place on a train, is also to the good;  trains go with movies like peanut-butter with jelly.   And the collateral-damage/government-conspiracy plot towards the end, is even more plausible now than when the movie came out.
So, a fun watch;  but no real food for thought. 

 * “12 Monkeys”.


* “Contagion”  (2011)

This one I really looked forward to, since it comes highly praised by critics, and is from the director of the excellent “Traffic” (2000);   but it turns out to be one of the worst movies I have ever seen.   That being so, there’s no point in even listing its demerits.   Just skip it.


Leaving the best till last.

*  “Outbreak” (1995)

Early on, purportedly at Fort Detrick (a site not far from where some friends of mine live), there is a useful review of the different levels of bio-hazard.  
While still in the Level-3 room, she casually takes off her mask;  and walks out, leaving the door open behind her.
Now:  As a cinephile, you ask yourself:

(a) Is this meant to be a foretoken of some horrible events that follow from this negligence?
or is it
(b) just some stupid movie sloppiness that banks on the inattentiveness of viewers to overlook? (Hitchcock famously defended this latter view.)

Having seen the movie, I can report:  (b).

OK, so, the movie is sometimes cinematically sloppy, much as that researcher was sloppy.  But over all, it repays what you spent on the popcorn.

The film has extended sequences at what purports to be the CDC.  These days, that is roughly the equivalent, in terms of tense attention, as the CTC of “24”.

Dustin Hoffman is excellent in this, at least when not bogged down in an uninteresting human-interest subplot about an ex-wife and some freaking dogs.  (Whereas Matt Damon was wasted -- in both senses -- in the wretched “Contagion”).
Donald Sutherland and Morgan Freeman are suitably icy in chilly roles.  (Sutherland even manages to look like ice.)
The monkey is wonderful.  This must surely rank in cinematic history among the all-time greatest performances by a capuchin.

The movie then slides off into a whiz-bang finale, basically reprising Crichton’s plot-device of a secret government plan -- there called, aptly, “Cautery” -- to simply incinerate any area harboring the otherwise unstoppable infection.  In the novel, that eventuality is avoided by a ridiculous turn of events, whereby all the virions simultaneously, in the lab and outside of it, suddenly ‘evolve’ to a non-virulent form.  In “Outbreak”, some stab is made at verisimilitude, as the immune monkey’s blood provides material for a serum.  In practice, it would be quite some time before such a serum could be developed, tested, manufactured in quantity, and distributed: by that time, everyone you had seen on the screen would have died.  But whatever.

It goes back, arguably, to 1950’s “Panic in the Streets,” in which heroic doctor Richard Widmark saves New Orleans from an outbreak of pneumonic plague carried by Jack Palance and Zero Mostel.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Otnemem


[Note:  “Otnemem” is Western Bulgarian dialect for “Who am I?”]

[Meta-note:  That's a joke.  If you came here to read about the fine film "Memento",
here is where you want to be:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2011/01/redismembering-memento.html  ]

This morning, under circumstances exactly the same as for “Die Vermessung der Welt”, I saw what turned out to be a quite good and little-known movie, this time not about math, but about … Hackers (German for ‘hackers’, and pronounced  “Häckers”).   To add spice to it all, the movie was both (mostly) set, and seen, in a “skiff”.

The title of the movie is “Who Am I – Kein System ist sicher” (…. ‘no system is safe’).  Now, that’s the German title.   As an English movie-title, “Who Am I” would mean something quite different, and uninteresting.   But:  German.   What to conclude?

In German, the title is clever.   At the simplest level, it has its English meaning:  for the hackers are all, like Anonymous, anonymous, daring you to divine their identity.   But additionally:  in German and any other language, computer commands for sophisticated programming languages written in English, retain their shape in other languages;  so, the Unix command   whoami, which gives back your username, is the same in German (and not “Wer bin ich”, unless you go to the trouble of writing a whole extra interface).   -- For a really good movie-title, the producers would simply have left it at that;  but for practical reasons, for a German audience, they felt they needed to show that it was indeed a German-language movie.

"Wer bist du?"   "Wer bist *du*?"


The film turns out to be much more trickily plotted, and carefully interwoven, than one expects.   After having gradually grown disgusted by the red-herring plotlets that lead nowhere, in “24” and others, I really appreciated this. 
Example:  The protagonist, a sort of Peter Parker character (and later seemingly not one, and later maybe sort of after all), is first seen in the company of a lone IC interrogator.   He has confessions to make (he says), but first he wants to do a David Copperfield, and tell us all about his tragic life.  (That ploy strikes one as either merely human, or -- taking matters one step meta -- a scheme to curry sympathy from his captors;  but actually, it turns out to be much more meta than that.  And I can tell you this much, without it being a spoiler, because you’ll never guess.  Though at the end, it all does make sense.)  He trots out a forgettable little metaphor about hacking/online-masquerading being like magic-tricks;  and performs a humble one, involving four cubes of sugar that become one cube, and then four again.   And that easily-dismissible interlude turns out to be a schema for the plot-surprise of the whole movie.  (Again, no spoiler:  I dare you to guess.)

His interrogator, and the audience’s principal representative of the IC,  is a woman (no longer quite young, though celibate and, in this case,  barren), like Carrie in “Homeland”, or the heroine of “Zero Dark Thirty” (and the threatened senior in the upcoming Bauerless “24”), along with many a more forgettable recent offering.   Now, I’m no particular fan of affirmativeAction-Movies, especially when they go so far as to distort old classics (recasting Dr Watson as a woman, or Sherlock as gay);  but in this case, not only is she entirely plausible in the role, but her gender ultimately plays a (quite unexpected) role  (and no, it isn’t some tired trumped-up love-interest)  in the tricky ending to the plot.


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This just in!

Reaktionen nach Cyberangriff auf Bundestag, IT-Experten kritisieren mangelnden Schutz vor Hacker-Angriffen, NSA-Untersuchungsausschuss vernimmt Kanzleramt-Mitarbeiter, Juristen kritisieren Vorratsdatenspeicherung

The movie could not be more timely.


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Before even delving into the structure and execution of the film, certain basic ‘vital statistics’  tell in its favor.

* I’ve often knocked the prevalence of the “serial killer” as a central figure in movies.  Serial killers -- apart from being vanishingly rare in the actual landscape of crime, let alone of history and society as a whole -- are inherently uninteresting, since, being psychopaths, they fall outside the Christian calculation of morality:  a serial killer is not so much a real villain like Donald Trump or Richard the Third, as a mere Godzilla.
By contrast, hackers are increasingly prevalent, almost ubiquitous -- in post-industrial societies, almost everyone’s life has been effected, directly or indirectly, in multiple ways.  (My own, for example, by Chinese hackers, in the headlines just this morning.)   Most of them are reasonably complex people, with a sense of right and wrong -- though the sinful Superbia that can easily infect them as they exult in their expertise, can pervert them ever further from their initial path.  This movie follows a group of hackers  from the inside, neither romanticizing nor demonizing.

*  Unlike “24”, which grossly abused the trope, season after season, “Who Am I” features no moles, no Mr Big (the one character who seems as though he might fit that latter bill, is poignantly, almost comically deflated at the end).   People’s motivations for their sketchy actions are quite comprehensible, a mere tweak to the everyday;  no unmotivated treacheries serving as a diabolus ex machina to keep a wheezing plot going.



* While definitely a thriller, the movie does not rely on violence to supply the thrills.   The closest we get is a brief glimpse of three still images that show only edge of what seems a murder scene (but which turns out to be something else).   It would not need a rating more restrictive than PG-13 -- and indeed, in Germany, it was explicitly recommended for schoolchildren. (“Der Film wurde über die SchulKinoWochen für die Unterrichtsfächer Deutsch, Politik, Sozialkunde, Ethik, Informatik, Philosophie, und Psychologie ab der 8. Schulklasse als Unterricht im Kino vorgeschlagen.” -- Wikipedia.)


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As in “War Games”, the jeune premier and his love interest Meet Cute;  a nerd, he tries to woo her with what mite he has to offer, hacking her school’s computer to improve her grade.   Later, another motif from that movie is borrowed -- using Visitor’s Pass status to penetrate a highly sensitive secure (not) facility.
The nod to the “Spiderman” movies is even more explicit:  the marginalized young man dreams of being a Superhero.   The actor actually looks like Peter Parker, and plays the part throughout -- never turning (implausibly) into someone like Spiderman;  which is why this movie, though fiction, is woven strictly from patches of reality, whereas “Spiderman” is mere fantasy, barely above the level of onanism.

[Fortzusetzen …]

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Principles of Information Science

Q:   Where does information come from?
A:  The Data Fairy.

Q:  How does it make its way into the Interwebs?
A:  The stork.

Q:  Can we trust everything we read on the Innernet?
A:  Immmmmmm-pli-cit-lehhhh.......

The World of Dr Justice :

Monday, November 25, 2013

Chess Challenge (further updated)

[ Zur Problematik des Schachspiels "im Zeitalter seiner technischen Reproduzierbarkeit"]

We earlier marveled at the proliferation, in our generation, of musical prodigies (performers, not composers, though).  In athletics as well, performance is just plain better than it ever was.


Another human activity that has continued to improve is designing chess engines.   They have improved … alarmingly.  Not long ago, a grandmaster lost to a suitably programmed cell-phone.  The machines have won.
Ever since computers started whupping grandmasters, it has pretty much ruined the romance of the game -- much as similar technical developments scotched the potential vaudeville careers of mnemonic or calculating savants.  It’s a mug’s game, two alpha males knocking themselves out each to beat the other, when neither is as good as a machine.  From now on, human-only chess tournaments are like women’s soccer, or even the Special Olympics.

Granted, the computers’ prowess is itself a human achievement.  These things didn't just drift in from Andromeda.  We built them, we programmed them, we told them what to do.  We invented the heuristics that allowed performance to evolve to the next step.  Only, at some point, emergent factors take over, and our invention kind of gets away from us.  “The equations were wiser than I was,” as Maxwell said of his own.  And these Big Blues and what have you  start to stick in everybody’s craw.

So, a proposal:   Duffers, of course, will keep just duffing along, for fun.  But at the highest levels of play, we need a new mission.  And this, not to beat each other up, but specifically to target the machines.   This will be to a large extent a collaborative, rather than a purely competitive enterprise.  The game will be purified of the boardside antics, knuckle-cracking and cigar-smoke-blowing and a radio receiver in the ear.  More like the Apollo program, of putting a man on the moon.  Which man, did not matter.  Instead, collectively, passionately-yet-dispassionately, study the cybernetic style of play, probe it, discover its shallow spots.   Then strike a blow for us bipeds, for the honor of -- well, the warrior, really.   Colossus delendus est !


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Für psychologisch tiefgreifende Krimis,
in pikanter amerikanischer Mundart,
und christlich gesinnt,
klicken Sie bitte hier:

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And just how (you scoff) is such a development to come about?
Not in any way that we can imagine -- but then special relativity, quantum mechanics, and general relativity were unimaginable until they were born as fact.

Next time we'll be on the same side of the board...


Now -- it might be that chess is only somewhat less shallow than checkers (which fell to machines long ago), and that there is little room for improvement.  In which case, the contest isn’t interesting.   A hydraulic lift can heft more than any human weightlifter;  a computer beats humans within the current understanding of the game.
But it might be, that chess, as many say of Go, is deep indeed.   The way forward then would be to develop some entirely new strategy of play and lines of attack -- not necessarily stronger, in any meta-metric, than what we have now, but outside the ken of the computer.    The computers could start to lose.  Now, to keep the contest interesting, programmers would have to be forbidden from importing “the answers” into their programs:  it would be us against the cybernetic heuristics.   That is the only arena in which our Colossus may seem some sort of independent intelligence.  And if it eventually beats us then, um, somebody be ready to pull the plug.

[Update 22 Nov 2013]  Chess is now a compulsory subject in Indian schools, reports the NZZ:

In Indien, seit Viswanathan Anand im Jahr 2000 erstmals Weltmeister geworden ist, hat die Zahl der professionellen Schachspieler im Land rasant zugenommen. Das Spiel ist zu einem Pflichtfach in Schulen geworden.
«Viele Kinder können heute nicht mehr stillsitzen. Beim Schachspielen lernen sie, sich zu konzentrieren und strategisch zu denken»


This is a welcome development.   Composed with our suggested “moon-shot” project  of pitting humanity versus machinery across the board, this will bring us back towards the origins of the game, in which both sets of pieces represented an army.  Instead of single combat as at present, it will be a pitched battle.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Apple vs. Samsung (re-update)


[Herzlich Willkommen auf die Doktor-Justiz-Welt !
Deutschsprachiges hier:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/search/label/Deutschtum ]

[Update 4 August 2013]  Many months and lawyers’-fees later,
the Administration calls a mulligan:

The Obama administration Saturday halted a planned ban on the import and sale of older iPhones and Apple tablets that was ordered by the U.S. International Trade Commission.  The order would have banned the sale of AT&T versions of the iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS, iPad 3G and iPad 2 3G starting Monday for infringing on a patent held by Apple rival Samsung.
U.S. Trade Representative Michael Froman said that his decision to lift the ban was based on a review of “various policy considerations” related to whether companies can sue competitors for infringing on patents covering technology that has been deemed standard and essential for the industry.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/obama-administration-stops-ban-on-sale-import-of-older-apple-devices/2013/08/03/5cfc63d6-fc68-11e2-9bde-7ddaa186b751_story.html


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Für psychologisch tiefgreifende Krimis,
in pikanter amerikanischer Mundart,
und christlich gesinnt,
klicken Sie bitte hier:

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~~~~ [Original post, from August 2012] ~~~~

In a stunning development, a Silicon Valley jury consisting of a crack team of the world's leading experts in software engineering  a random collection of housewives, laid-off French-fry salesmen, and people with Apple stock options, reached a Solomonic decision:   You Korean guys pay our California guys a biyyyun dollars.  (You can just picture the scene in the jury room, laughing and whooping it up:  a biyyyyyyun $$$ ! ! !.)   Additionally, since the victims  defendents bad guys were found to have oddly shaped eyes, the American judge has the option of tripling the damages at a stroke of the pen.  (BwwwwwAHH-ha-hahhhhh!  Take that, little yellow people!)



The Majesty of the Law.  (Foreground:  Samsung begs forgiveness for its evil deeds.)


From the standpoint of international diplomacy and legal theory, the judgment is problematic, since no doubt a North Korean jury would find that both Apple and Samsung had stolen all their ideas from beloved people’s leader Kim Il Sung, and would award South Korea to North Korea in damages, along with a lien on California.    But we’re too busy to worry about all that.  Time to get in on the action.

In return for a slice of any additional damages, the World of Dr Justice sent its renowned Research Tigers into the fray.  And what they discovered is astonishing.  Samsung’s infringement goes wa-ay beyond rounding the corners off Apple’s patented Rectangles ® [©Steve Jobs, all rights rigorously reserved].  No-o, it goes deep into the core.  (“Core” -- get it?  That’s patented too.)   For:  As our team was able to learn, all of Apple’s software, even though on your screen it looks like goofy little animals and whatever, at bottom is nothing but what top experts call “binary” -- little zeros ® and ones ®.   Shockingly, Samsung has copied Apple in using binary -- and brazenly selected the same little digits,  zeros and ones!

We have turned our findings over to our lawyers, who will negotiate our cut with the court.   Meanwhile, ciao, gotta run -- going out to see a fellow about a yacht.


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'K gang, that's my Apple rant.  Yawanna FF rant?  This one's free:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2011/05/firefox-is-evil.html

Also, piece about a tech-world Entity  so powerful, we dare not speak its name:
(Nice Entity; down boy…)

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Ach!  Das ist ja aber da alles nur so Blödsinn.
Kosten sie vielmehr:



-- Flash update !  Implications for Armageddon !!
=>  http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2012/08/update-to-armageddon.html


[Weiteres zum Thema:]
[Update 7 IX 2012]  The Apple jurors had such fun playing Who Wants 2 B a Billionaire  that they continue to come together for weekly parties, with lots of games and dress-up.

            “I get to play the Emperor,
             and wear a mighty crown.”



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Relief for beleaguered Nook lovers!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled essay.

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[Update 13 Dec 2012]  The latest twist in this serpentine tale:


http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-court-ruling-apple-iphone-sony-nokia-patents-20121213,0,4020999.story
A Delaware court ruled Thursday that Apple's iPhone infringes three patents held by Sony and Nokia, according to a report from Bloomberg.
The case was brought by MobileMedia, a holding company owned by Sony, MPEG-LA and Nokia that controls those companies' patents. MobileMedia is charged with enforcing about 300 patents, but because it doesn't make any products, it can't be countersued. Neat, huh?
Lest you think that tactic is a bit dodgy, it should be noted that Apple has its own patent holding company: the Rockstar Consortium. Rockstar was created after Apple joined with Microsoft and Rimm, among others, to acquire 4,000 patents from Nortel.


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Was für Krimi liest wohl Dr. Sigmund Freud?
Schauen Sie mal!
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[Update 1 March 2013]
A federal judge on Friday erased nearly half of the $1 billion in damages that a jury decided that Samsung Electronics should pay Apple in a high-profile trial over the smartphone and tablet computer patents. U.S. District Court Judge Lucy Koh lowered the damages awarded to Apple Inc. by $450.5 million, saying jurors had not properly followed her instruction in calculating some of the damages. 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/judge-invalidates-nearly-half-of-1-billion-award-against-samsung-in-patent-fight-with-apple/2013/03/01/05dd5912-82b9-11e2-a671-0307392de8de_story.html?hpid=z2

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Saturday, November 10, 2012

G**gl is #vVl


[Update of an earlier post]
[The world is long familiar with the Business Myth:
Doughty inventors come up with a better mousetrap;  find fortune; reign for a time; then someone else invents an even better mousetrap and takes over the market, while the dethroned entrepreneurs retire to Florida with their pensions and their memories.
But now there is a new cycle:   A firm grows and grows, and stays good at what it does -- arguably in some areas the best, or at least the most accessible and practical -- but turns gradually evil.   It might not be possible, actually to better their mousetrap, in terms of price and functionality (we’re not just talking techie -- think Wal-Mart as well), so what is a freedom fighter to do?]

I earlier ranted anent the (comparatively venial) evilness of Firefox.  But Ggl is a jealous God, whom none dare annoy.   So, interpret the title as “giggling is voluptuous” or something.
But really, this all-powerful Entity -- who shall battle W*k*p*d*a for mastery of the Universe at the End of Days -- this It that Must Not be Named -- is adopting, not merely the practices (safely behind the scenes) but the actual rhetoric of totalitarianism.
Thus, they used to nag you to “invite” friends to Gmail.  But now the message has changed.  In bright red, at the top right of your mailtool, is a new slogan,
Switch friends to Gmail
Not “invite”, not “beg”, not “bribe”, just… go ahead and… switch them.  Will only take a minute.  You won’t feel a thing.
Hoping it was just a sort of typo, perhaps by some new hire of Asian abstraction who has not yet fully mastered the subtleties of our island tongue,  I clicked on the link -- flinching as though grasping an ember with a bare hand.   But no, it was no mistake.  The headline reads
Save your friends from outdated email
sort of like the anti-Communist propaganda of the John Birch years; and, lest any doubt remain, the project is titled
EMAIL INTERVENTION
-- the way you tough-lovingly intervene with a drug addict or a Moonie.
We - know - what’s - good - for - you.   Must - cure - badthink.  Cleanse - your - pod.

[Footnote:   As of writing, the very favorable search-returns for this site are summarized here.  Things like “frisky marmots frolic in Cantorian realist bliss” whisk you to this very site.
If, after posting this, a search that includes even our actual URL  suddenly dumps you onto page upon page of ads for pessaries and adult diapers, you will know that a certain cloven-hoofed someone at Headquarters has been Displeased …]

[Update 6 Aug 2011]  Google branches out in creepy directions:
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Something about their ‘self-driving car’ project just gives me a queasy feeling.   Too reminiscent of the vestigial flipper people scooting around in such vehicles in the dystopian post-apocalyptic animated film “Wall-E”.  Hard to argue this logically; still, it seems fitting that the first state to legalize the things should be Nevada, the U.S. capital of cultural degeneracy, fraud, and crime.   In a few years, Nevadans will be nothing but these little eyeless blobby balls, permanently sucking on a feeding-tube;  many of them already are.


[Update 16 Sept 2012]  Obama clips the evil G**gle's wings: -->
 
Belatedly following the lead of Mozilla’s Firefox, Microsoft’s Internet Explorer, and Apple’s Safari, Google is adding a “Do Not Track” option to its increasingly popular Chrome browser, AllThingsD reports. That means future updates of the browser will allow users to tell websites that they don’t want to be tracked.
The move makes good on Google’s February pledge to support the option by year’s end in response to an online privacy push by the White House, among others. It also puts Google in a bit of a funny position. The company, which reaps billions each year from targeted advertisements that rely on tracking users, was not only the last major holdout on the Do Not Track initiative. In at least one high-profile case, it actually subverted Safari’s default privacy settings (a move for which the FTC made it pay not-so-dearly last month).
Lately rivals have tried to exploit Google’s position by beefing up their own privacy efforts. Mozilla touts Firefox by pointing to its own not-for-profit status, and Microsoft’s latest edition of Internet Explorer tweaks Google by making “Do Not Track” the default option. 

[Update 10 November 2012] Now there is an alternative:

The online search engine DuckDuckGo does not track users. It doesn’t generate search results based on a user’s previous interests. It is not cluttered with ads. And its use is soaring.

For an excellent overview:

A note on the name:
DuckDuckGo is in the tradition of goofy-silly-sounding search-engine names, beginning with Yahoo and continuing with Google. 
For anyone literate in English literature, Yahoo had a sour taste, since for centuries yahoo has denoted ill-bred troglodytes, based upon the faeces-hurling anthropoids of Swift’s Gulliver’s Travels; the Yahoo company  seemed to be counting on its users not knowing this.
The name Google was reportedly influenced by the mathematical funword googol (pronounced with secondary accent on the second syllable: GOO-gawl), though it more directly suggests Barney Google (you know the one -- with the goo-goo-googly eyes).
DuckDuckGo is based most obviously on the game Duck-Duck-Goose; but with a sly echo that it lets you duck (avoid) monitoring by Go[ogle].
[For further etymological adventures, click here:
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Curious as to how this site fares in the new engine, we searched on a couple of test-strings:

monostich:   This site does not come up at all in the first several pages of returns.  Pointlessly, a dictionary entry for the unrelated term monostele does get referenced, merely because monostich is the next word in the dictionary.   This site has dozens of original luscious monostichs, but the monostichophile will never find them with DuckDuckGo.

humble woodchuck”:   DuckDuckGo finds little for this.  One post of this site does make the first page -- but it shouldn’t have, since it is about something else entirely, whereas our many posts about this loveable furry critter are passed over in silence.

For the saga of our never-ending attempts to goose the search-engine stats, click here:

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The Portrait of Dorian Google

The public image of Google, like anything else, is massaged by flacks and spin-doctors.  Yet, deep within the innermost corporate vaults  is stored a painting which supernaturally depicts an image of the inner corporate soul.  And in yet another journalistic coup, the Black Ops department of the World of Doctor Justice  has managed to exfil some sample soul-states.

 
Google-soul, ca. 1996


Google-soul, 2012

[Update 24 November 2012]  Something quite evil just happened on my computer.
I currently use Firefox on my Mac.  Firefox is somewhat evil, but I tried Safari, and it simply didn’t work.  So I’m stuck.   One nice feature is an always-present Google search mini-window in the corner of the screen, so that you can search at any time without hitting Home (which for me is set to Google).   Only, beginning this morning, the window defaults instead to searches on eBay, of all things.

As for eBay itself, its search is brain-dead beyond belief.  Some troglodyte manager got the bright idea of disabling wildcard search, which they already had up and running:
I won’t polemicize against this, since nobody reading this blog (or capable of reading tout court, or able to tie his shoes) needs to be told.

-- Incidentally, if the formatting of some of the posts on this site seems jacked up, this is owing to a Blogspot “upgrade” forced on us by G00gle.   Certain things that used to work, no longer do.   Worse, posts that were perfectly composed under the old regime now “go bad” -- getting speckled with this symbol:
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plus captions falling out of their images  like an inguinal hernia.

Evil, evil, evil G***gle.  Bad, bad, bad.

[Update 6 Oct 2014]  A cautionary tale:  a publishing giant dares defy the great G**gle, and is sent humbled home:
http://www.nzz.ch/meinung/reflexe/axel-springers-heikle-google-rechnung-1.18419162?extcid=Newsletter_06112014_Top-News_am_Morgen