Showing posts with label business. Show all posts
Showing posts with label business. Show all posts

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Bonnet blanc, blanc bonnet


It is by now clear that, if the finalists were Trump and Fiorina, the voters have to choose between two confabulating narcissists.

Trump supporters are basically aware of these traits in their candidate, but excuse them, for reasons both well- and ill-advised.   Fiorina is less widely known (she didn’t even make the Grownups Table of the first debate), but is starkly limned here, fresh this morning:


The candor of that piece is noteworthy, given the source:  one might have expected the Post to offer qualified support for Fiorina, both as a woman and as the anti-Trump.

One footnote.
The article well details the fiasco of her Hewlett-Packard tenure, on which (paradoxically) she is principally running: her ace- is more like a deuce-in-the-hole.  She had only one notable role as a business executive prior to that, which the article barely touches on;  here, in full:

Fiorina had become one of [AT&T]'s most visible rock stars, spearheading the $3 billion spinoff of Lucent Technologies, then the biggest stock-market debut in U.S. history. The hyper-growth firm would crumple after her departure, but not before bolstering Fiorina’s reputation as an aggressive dealmaker with a golden touch. In 1998, Fortune trumpeted her tireless work ethic and sales tactics, and crowned her, at 44, “the most powerful woman in American business.”

Now, thus decontextualized, that “crumple after her departure” might be unfair:  perhaps that was just bad luck, or whatever.   So we checked the history in Wikipedia, and found something really sobering:

On the surface, Fiorina seemed to add 22,000 jobs & revenues grew from US$19 billion to US$38 billion. However, the real cause of Lucent spurring sales under Fiorina was by lending money to their own customers. According to Fortune magazine, "In a neat bit of accounting magic, money from the loans began to appear on Lucent’s income statement as new revenue while the dicey debt got stashed on its balance sheet as an allegedly solid asset". Lucent's stock price grew 10-fold.
At the start of 2000, Lucent's "private bubble burst", while other competitors like Nortel Networks and Alcatel were still going strong as it would be many months before the rest of the telecom industry bubble collapsed.

In other words, she wasn’t merely an inept business-leader, but a distinctly sketchy one.   That is the sort of scam that should interest the Securities and Exchange Commission, if not indeed the DoJ.

[Note:  The proverb that titles this post  means “Not a dime’s worth of difference between them”, as someone-or-other once said.]

[Update]   And now, a severe WaPo editorial re Fiorina's fact-challenged strategy of fuite en avant:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/fiorinas-falsehoods/2015/09/26/b6e4f424-63bf-11e5-9757-e49273f05f65_story.html



Sunday, March 29, 2015

A Marriage made in WalMart


Authorities have announced the banns of Sir Heinz, of ketchup fame (“Shake, shake, shake the bottle;  none comes out, and then a lot’ll”) and Dame Kraft, creatrix of the substance known as Cheez-Whip ™.
Verily, the sire deserves the dam.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Apple vs. Samsung (re-update)


[Herzlich Willkommen auf die Doktor-Justiz-Welt !
Deutschsprachiges hier:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/search/label/Deutschtum ]

[Update 4 August 2013]  Many months and lawyers’-fees later,
the Administration calls a mulligan:

The Obama administration Saturday halted a planned ban on the import and sale of older iPhones and Apple tablets that was ordered by the U.S. International Trade Commission.  The order would have banned the sale of AT&T versions of the iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS, iPad 3G and iPad 2 3G starting Monday for infringing on a patent held by Apple rival Samsung.
U.S. Trade Representative Michael Froman said that his decision to lift the ban was based on a review of “various policy considerations” related to whether companies can sue competitors for infringing on patents covering technology that has been deemed standard and essential for the industry.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/obama-administration-stops-ban-on-sale-import-of-older-apple-devices/2013/08/03/5cfc63d6-fc68-11e2-9bde-7ddaa186b751_story.html


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In a stunning development, a Silicon Valley jury consisting of a crack team of the world's leading experts in software engineering  a random collection of housewives, laid-off French-fry salesmen, and people with Apple stock options, reached a Solomonic decision:   You Korean guys pay our California guys a biyyyun dollars.  (You can just picture the scene in the jury room, laughing and whooping it up:  a biyyyyyyun $$$ ! ! !.)   Additionally, since the victims  defendents bad guys were found to have oddly shaped eyes, the American judge has the option of tripling the damages at a stroke of the pen.  (BwwwwwAHH-ha-hahhhhh!  Take that, little yellow people!)



The Majesty of the Law.  (Foreground:  Samsung begs forgiveness for its evil deeds.)


From the standpoint of international diplomacy and legal theory, the judgment is problematic, since no doubt a North Korean jury would find that both Apple and Samsung had stolen all their ideas from beloved people’s leader Kim Il Sung, and would award South Korea to North Korea in damages, along with a lien on California.    But we’re too busy to worry about all that.  Time to get in on the action.

In return for a slice of any additional damages, the World of Dr Justice sent its renowned Research Tigers into the fray.  And what they discovered is astonishing.  Samsung’s infringement goes wa-ay beyond rounding the corners off Apple’s patented Rectangles ® [©Steve Jobs, all rights rigorously reserved].  No-o, it goes deep into the core.  (“Core” -- get it?  That’s patented too.)   For:  As our team was able to learn, all of Apple’s software, even though on your screen it looks like goofy little animals and whatever, at bottom is nothing but what top experts call “binary” -- little zeros ® and ones ®.   Shockingly, Samsung has copied Apple in using binary -- and brazenly selected the same little digits,  zeros and ones!

We have turned our findings over to our lawyers, who will negotiate our cut with the court.   Meanwhile, ciao, gotta run -- going out to see a fellow about a yacht.


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'K gang, that's my Apple rant.  Yawanna FF rant?  This one's free:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2011/05/firefox-is-evil.html

Also, piece about a tech-world Entity  so powerful, we dare not speak its name:
(Nice Entity; down boy…)

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-- Flash update !  Implications for Armageddon !!
=>  http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2012/08/update-to-armageddon.html


[Weiteres zum Thema:]
[Update 7 IX 2012]  The Apple jurors had such fun playing Who Wants 2 B a Billionaire  that they continue to come together for weekly parties, with lots of games and dress-up.

            “I get to play the Emperor,
             and wear a mighty crown.”



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[Update 13 Dec 2012]  The latest twist in this serpentine tale:


http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-court-ruling-apple-iphone-sony-nokia-patents-20121213,0,4020999.story
A Delaware court ruled Thursday that Apple's iPhone infringes three patents held by Sony and Nokia, according to a report from Bloomberg.
The case was brought by MobileMedia, a holding company owned by Sony, MPEG-LA and Nokia that controls those companies' patents. MobileMedia is charged with enforcing about 300 patents, but because it doesn't make any products, it can't be countersued. Neat, huh?
Lest you think that tactic is a bit dodgy, it should be noted that Apple has its own patent holding company: the Rockstar Consortium. Rockstar was created after Apple joined with Microsoft and Rimm, among others, to acquire 4,000 patents from Nortel.


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[Update 1 March 2013]
A federal judge on Friday erased nearly half of the $1 billion in damages that a jury decided that Samsung Electronics should pay Apple in a high-profile trial over the smartphone and tablet computer patents. U.S. District Court Judge Lucy Koh lowered the damages awarded to Apple Inc. by $450.5 million, saying jurors had not properly followed her instruction in calculating some of the damages. 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/judge-invalidates-nearly-half-of-1-billion-award-against-samsung-in-patent-fight-with-apple/2013/03/01/05dd5912-82b9-11e2-a671-0307392de8de_story.html?hpid=z2

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Thursday, May 30, 2013

Death by Debt


(1)  Hearken to this, the New York Times reporting on widespread failures of Chinese-manufactured solar panels. 


It was not an isolated incident. Worldwide, testing labs, developers, financiers and insurers are reporting similar problems and say the $77 billion solar industry is facing a quality crisis just as solar panels are on the verge of widespread adoption.

No one is sure how pervasive the problem is. There are no industrywide figures about defective solar panels. And when defects are discovered, confidentiality agreements often keep the manufacturer’s identity secret, making accountability in the industry all the more difficult.

But at stake are billions of dollars that have financed solar installations, from desert power plants to suburban rooftops, on the premise that solar panels will more than pay for themselves over a quarter century.

The quality concerns have emerged just after a surge in solar construction. In the United States, the Solar Energy Industries Association said that solar panel generating capacity exploded from 83 megawatts in 2003 to 7,266 megawatts in 2012, enough to power more than 1.2 million homes. Nearly half that capacity was installed in 2012 alone, meaning any significant problems may not become apparent for years.

“We need to face up to the fact that corners are being cut,” said Conrad Burke, general manager for DuPont’s billion-dollar photovoltaic division, which supplies materials to solar manufacturers.

The solar developer Dissigno has had significant solar panel failures at several of its projects, according to Dave Williams, chief executive of the San Francisco-based company.

“I don’t want to be alarmist, but I think quality poses a long-term threat,” he said. “The quality across the board is harder to put your finger on now as materials in modules are changing every day and manufacturers are reluctant to share that information.”

Most of the concerns over quality center on China, home to the majority of the world’s solar panel manufacturing capacity.

After incurring billions of dollars in debt to accelerate production that has sent solar panel prices plunging since 2009, Chinese solar companies are under extreme pressure to cut costs.

Chinese banks in March, for instance, forced Suntech into bankruptcy. Until 2012, the company had been the world’s biggest solar manufacturer.

Executives at companies that inspect Chinese factories on behalf of developers and financiers said that over the last 18 months they have found that even the most reputable companies are substituting cheaper, untested materials. Other brand-name manufacturers, they said, have shut down production lines and subcontracted the assembly of modules to smaller makers.

“We have inspectors in a lot of factories, and it’s not rare to see some big brands being produced in those smaller workshops where they have no control over quality,”



Set aside any nitpicking specific to engineering issues of solar energy:  our quarry is broader here.   The essential part has been boldfaced, and applies well beyond the details of plastic-vs-glass coatings of panels or whatnot.
Follow closely.  The point is not to concatenate a miscellany of kvetches, but to limn a causal narrative which links them, and which therefore possesses a certain predictive power.


[Update 4 June 2013:   The US isn’t the only country that has a sour taste over Chinese solar panels:]

A quelques heures de la décision de la Commission européenne, qui doit indiquer ce mercredi si elle va finalement imposer des sanctions commerciales contre les industriels chinois du photovoltaïque soupçonnés de dumping , le Premier ministre chinois, Li Keqiang, vient de monter en première ligne pour menacer directement Bruxelles.
http://www.lesechos.fr/economie-politique/monde/actu/0202804926140-cette-nuit-en-asie-pekin-menace-bruxelles-sur-les-panneaux-solaires-572030.php?xtor=EPR-100-[NL_8h]-20130604-[s=461370_n=2_c=204_]-1664277@2

(2)  During the March of the Seven Dwarfs, otherwise known as the Republican Presidential primaries, in a series of brow-wrinkling essays  I said various unkind things about the likes of Romney, Trump, and Adelson.  My primary objection was not that they are blood-sucking bosses -- there have always been blood-sucking bosses, and the best of them helped build the railroads (or at least, encouraged the sweating workingmen to do so).  The objection is that they mostly don’t really make anything of use  -- they are gamblers, and largely with Other People’s Money.
So now the prospect is, becoming maidservants of Chinese blood-sucking gamblers.   Since America has long been putting itself in hock to China, it is difficult to say no.  (Confer the role of Chinese creditor-banks in the case of Suntech, supra.)

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Distinct from these considerations, though related, is another secular trend  tending to undermine incentives for business to aim for long-term health (let alone the public good):  the long-standing and oft-remarked upon widening divorce between ownership of enterprises and their management.
Back in the days of “Someday, son, this will all be yours” (familiar to us all through New Yorker cartoons, though no longer by direct experience)  the Chief had an incentive to insure that the business was a sound and going concern for the long term, even after his own personal demise.  He might sweat his workers, but he must not work them literally to death, since they would continue to be needed.  Moreover, the business could not be founded upon gimmick, fad, or false advertising, since with these, before long, the jig is up.
 
Whereas nowadays, it is objectively in the managers’ self-interest to boost their own salaries and (especially) bonuses  by means of whatever bookcooking flimflam lies to hand: for by the time the firm goes belly-up, they’ll be long gone, cruising around the Mediterranean  on yachts  bought with their winnings.
Nor will the shareholders and creditors necessarily call out the management on such practices, since, so long as their own share price does well during the thus-inflated bubble, they can cash in the short term, whatever train-wreck may later ensue.  (BTW -- None of this is really political or polemical;  it’s simple arithmetic.  If you have a problem with any of it, your real beef is with the Peano Postulates.)

(3)  The solar-panel fiasco is relevant to an issue now very much on the table -- top story of the day, in fact, as it would represent the largest Chinese investment in US industry to far: the threatened takeover of Smithfield Foods by China’s Shuanghui.
Now, the loss of US control would be bad enough.  But might we anticipate a similar degradation of quality? -- Well, we need not speculate, since in this case, that scenario lies not in some misty hypothetical future, but in the documented recent past, when these champion cost-cutters spiced their pork with tasty carcinogens:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/30/business/wariness-over-a-deal-intended-to-deliver-more-pork-to-china.html?pagewanted=2&_r=0&ref=global-home

(4)  Also very much in the headlines these days:   Chinese cyberattacks against the US.
Basically, whatever they can steal over the insecure Internet (such as detailed blueprints to advanced military aircraft), they steal, thus saving the cost of Research & Development.   But it is (so far) still hard to electronically purloin a sausage.   So they snap up a (fully functional) US firm (possibly using the same money that we have long been sending over there to buy their trinkets).
High-level meetings on the subject are taking place.  But -- Where can the US find any leverage to make China cease & desist from their thievery?
Well, for starters, by nixing the Smithfield deal.


(5)  The above is fairly straightforward connect-the-dots.  And now a less linear, more ‘recursive’ argument.

(a)  It is a matter of merest logic that the entities (companies or organizations) most strenuously opposed to government regulation, are those that intend to infringe such strictures.   
(b)  Once the corner-cutters and dice-rollers have their way (be it S&L’s or meatpackers), entities initially more inclined to prudence and honesty  are under objective economic pressure to do likewise.  Again, this is almost a tautology.
(c)  Suppose now that a population (be it of businesses or creatures) has evolved to relative equilibrium  in either of two separated (economic/biological) ecosystems, reaching phenotypes respectively A  & B.   Now connect them with an isthmus (globalization/ecotone).   Now A & B compete directly, head to head.  If, in particular,  A consists largely of “doves” and B of “hawks” (in the terminology made familiar by John Maynard Smith and by Richard Dawkins), then some percentage of the dove population needs to mutate into hawks if they are to survive.

Thus, the logical skeleton;  in the philosopher’s sense, it is virtually analytic.   The schema thus applies widely.   For the particular cases at hand -- say, a potentially sinified Smithfield -- fill in the contingent details from your own extensive reading in the press.   Our own home-grown capitalists are no angels:  given the right environmental pressures, they too will sink even farther towards the bottom.   Thus deals like Smithfield/ Shuanghui  have implications for companies and consumers well beyond those whose dietary favorites run to fatty, chemicalized, or diseased meats.


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(6)  Pork particularities
In their  piece this morning on the Smithfield deal, NPR was marveling that China might well keep on some of its American managers, for their expertise, for a while anyway.  “Do you mean” gurgled the interviewer “that China wishes to learn from us?”  (Visions of a starry-eyed admiring youngster, arms clasped around his knees, seated at the feet of the Wise One.)  “Exactly!” crowed the ‘expert’, reveling in his fifteen seconds of fame.
Umm… China certainly does want to ‘learn’ from us, though mostly they do it via espionnage  (see (4) above).
Kept on for a time -- on a short if gilded leash -- these rent-a-managers (Kelly boys, let us call them) one day will disappear, no-one knows where;  and the sausages temporarily  will taste a little spicier.
Indeed, this business is a natural match:  a match made in Purgatory, you might say.  Whenever China has a surplus of dead dogs, placentas, aborted or sewer-piped fetuses, the gleaming glistening sausage machine stands ready at attention.   And in this way, the Chinese can earn the coveted green “Recycled” symbol.  Bon appetit!

(7)  The prospects

The most important danger is not the comparatively visible and high-profile one of shoddy, defective, and toxic Chinese products.  As we import their products and their management, we shall -- barely noticing it -- import their human values.   For a glance at these, click here:

The exported cultural effluvium will, to be sure, be modified by the local ecosystem it washes up on, with somewhat unpredictable results.   So to get a glimpse of the future, we should examine the present,  at that beachhead of Chinese commercial practices, that early Sino-American biotonic isthmus:  Wal-Mart.    This entity deserves our focus,  not simply because it’s familiar to consumers, but because it has a real heft in our economy:  Wal-Mart is the nation’s largest private employer.


The first Sinitic influence upon Wal-Mart  was the challenge of accommodating a high-capacity/how-cost/low-quality Asian supplier.  Wal-Mart’s response was to emphasize volume and price -- qualities by no means out of keeping with modern American business practice, but pursued with a systematic single-mindedness that was unusual.  As it happens, I was afforded a glimpse into their business ethic, roughly a quarter of a century ago, from the side of the supplier, rather than the more widely known consumer side. …. [TBC, if reader interest warrants.]

More in the public eye of late, and quite disturbing, has been Wal-Mart’s effect upon labor relations.  As, this  from today’s Los Angeles Times:

For years, politicians and labor unions have pilloried Wal-Mart and other large employers for paying workers so little that many qualify for government health insurance at taxpayers' expense.

Now critics fear the public will get stuck with an even bigger tab as California and other states expand Medicaid as part of the federal healthcare law. That has California lawmakers taking aim at the world's largest retailer and other big firms.

Legislators, backed by unions, consumer groups and doctors, are calling for fines that could reach about $6,000 per full-time employee who ends up on Medi-Cal, the state Medicaid program for the poor and others. They say this would eliminate a loophole in the Affordable Care Act that encourages large retailers and restaurant chains to dump hourly workers onto the government dole because there's currently no penalty for doing so.

The outcome of this California battle could have national implications as other cash-strapped states search for ways to shore up safety-net programs that are bound to be stretched by a massive healthcare expansion.

"There are concerns that employers will be gaming this new system and taking less and less responsibility for their workers," said Sonya Schwartz, program director at the National Academy for State Health Policy. "This may make employers think twice."

The federal law imposes a separate penalty if large employers don't offer health insurance to employees who work more than 30 hours a week on average. In response, a growing number of employers are cutting some workers' hours to keep them under that threshold and avoid the expense of providing coverage.
Under the federal law, if those workers qualify for subsidies and buy their own coverage in government-run exchanges, the fines on employers can reach $3,000 per worker. But there's no federal penalty if a company's workers become eligible for Medicaid.


[tbc...]


[Update 3 June 2013]  The Chinese Ministry of Food Industry has sharply protested the post above, claiming that the People’s Republic takes just as good care of its workers as it does of its livestock, as witness … mm, never mind.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/04/world/asia/scores-die-in-fire-at-chinese-poultry-plant.html?ref=global-home&_r=0

[Update 4 June] 

 
[Well, that's it.  Enough of this.   Why not take in a movie:
Meet the Murphys (and the "dame" dame). ]

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Shocking Corporate Secret Revealed!


The secret formula for Coca-Cola remains impregnable, locked away in a vault whose very location is known only to a hereditary caste of blind Tibetan monks whose tongues are cut out at birth.   But recently, our operatives have managed to retrieve the corresponding formula for Pepsi, from a safe in the office of the administrative assistant of the CEO (which also contained the AA's lunch, and whose combination turned out to be 1-1-1-1-1).  It reads as follows:

(1)  Start with a vat of Coca-Cola.
(2)  Add sugar.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Armageddon: a Scorecard (updated)

I always figured that, at the climax to the End Times, Wikipedia and Google would duke it out.  But maybe by then  it’ll be a three-way shoot-out, like at the finish of “The Good, Bad, and the Ugly”:

Amazon to World:

R U Basis Ist B Wrong 2 Us ! ! !


[Update 10 September 2012]  Yipes, now Apple wades in! http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2012/08/apple-vs-samsung.html

[Update 20 September 2012]  Omigosh, there’ll be yet a fifth gunman at the End Times Corral:


Wal-Mart said Thursday that it will stop carrying Amazon Kindle products in its stores after inventory is depleted.
Wal-Mart, the world’s largest retailer, competes fiercely with Amazon, which is ambitiously expanding the number of goods and services that it delivers straight to its customers — often through devices such as the Kindle e-reader and the Kindle Fire tablet. Retailers have been particularly critical of the online marketplace and its contribution to the trend of “showrooming.” They complain that customers often come into their brick-and-mortar stores to see or try out products that they’re interested in buying, only to leave and purchase the goods online, where customers often don’t have to pay sales taxes.


The nation's largest retailer has cut out the nation's largest e-tailer.
Wal-Mart will still carry devices including the Apple iPad, Google Nexus, Samsung Galaxy Tab and Barnes & Noble Nook.

This is beginning to look less like "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" and more like "The Wild Bunch".