Showing posts with label narcissism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label narcissism. Show all posts

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Nuances of Narcissism


From an American novelist,  keen observer of the social scene:

He had seen enough of music and the stage  to know that, as a matter of course, the people connected with them  reached heights of conceit and pretentiousness,  that painters and writers, for instance, hardly dared dream of.
-- James Gould Cozzens,  Ask Me Tomorrow (1940)

People outside the arts will be surprised.  Tiens -- Are musicians actually more self-involved than are painters?  One had not known.

But such occupational psychological fault-lines  exist indeed.   As:  To anyone on the “Marketing” side of the Dilbert Divide,  or in the arts scene,  tech guys are simply a vague gray mass of computer-nerds, whether they be in software or hardware.   Yet my own observations  working in the R&D half of Franklin Computer  revealed such a subtle scission.   While as a group overall, engineers are generally more relaxing and enjoyable to work with  than are academics,  hardware engineers are notably straightforward and devoid of drama-queenery;  while software engineers, though sometimes more interesting intellectually and with a better sense of humor, include a certain number of cranks and unclubbables  within their ranks.

My present place of employment has a huge range of specialties -- soldiers and civilians, mathematicians and cyberneticians, pen-pushers and policy-wonks.  Most are splendid, a few do bad things.  But when it comes specifically to preening and whining -- alas! -- thát you find among my own tribe -- the linguists.

There are likewise a spectrum of stereotypical personality patterns among chemists versus physicists -- nay, experimental physicists versus theoreticians -- and many others.   When shrewdly observed, these lead to the best of all genres of jokes based on disciplines.   As,

“A soldier, a sailor, an airman and a marine  walk into a pet-store…”

or


(for some reason, both of those crucially involve cows).



[Update:  Scientists and Cows ]  This just in!  -- Well, just-in to my ken;  the joke actually dates back to the Sputnik days, back in the ‘fifties.  First, those pesky Ruskies put up a satellite.  And then:

The next satellite had a dog.  And there was a joke:  the next one’s going to be a cow, and then they’re going to put up several cows, and the joke was, it’ll be the first herd shot round the world.

[Photo credit:  NASA]

[Quoted from Ann Finkelbeiner, The Jasons, 2006.]

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There have been some memorable journalistic portraits of the relatively healthy and bracing atmosphere in engineering start-ups (e.g. Soul of a New Machine).   A more recent, low-key but rewarding study is by Tom Wolfe, “Two Young Men Who Went West”, printed (reprinted?) in Hooking Up (2000).

For a still more recent account of what happens when an engineering firm is handed over to a narcissist, try this:


[Appendix]   Hey cows turn out to look really cool in outer space, here's another one:

Cow in its natural element

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Back to the correlation to narcissism, of various scientific disciplines.  
It is beyond contest, that (say) chemists and civil engineers have a reputation for very low doses of Drama, compared with (say) physicists.   But what are the traits that gave physicists such a rep?
It is seldom really narcissism, for that is a matter of individual, personal psychology.  If there is self-regard, that among physicists is more that of the guild -- a corporative trait, which might strike outsiders as arrogant. 

Ann Finkelbeiner, in her fine history of the elite advisory group known as the Jasons (who were overwhelmingly physicists), gives an anecdote from an oceanographer (p. 138), recalling an uncharacteristic foray into oceanography by the Jasons:

I did resent this “the ocean is a wonderful summer playground for smart physicists who can do it in their spare time”.  You may know this thing called physics arrogance.  It’s real.

Indeed, Finkelbeiner reveals (p. xvii) that at one point “I wanted to call this book The Arrogance of Physicists.”

Now, arrogance can co-exist with narcissism, and flavor it;   but they by no means need be co-present.  Thus, the eponym, Narcissus himself, was not arrogant in the least:  he was dreamily, solipsistically folded-in on himself.

Consider the humble confession of quantum wizard Wolfgang Pauli in 1925:

At the moment, physics is again terribly confused.  In any case, it is difficult for me, and I wish I had been a movie comedian or something of the sort, and had never heard of physics.

Yet many anecdotes are told about Pauli’s arrogance -- within physics : e.g. “What Professor Einstein says” (he concedes) “is not so stupid”.  Or the damning phrase “Not even wrong” (recently the title of a book attacking the very integrity of String Theory).   Or consider this joke (quoted by Ann Finkelbein in The Jasons, 2006):

A physicist gets to heaven  and God asks him if there’s anything he’d like to know, and the physicist says, “Yes, please.  Why is the Fine Structure Constant 1/137?”  God gives him the explanation, and the physicist says, “No, that’s wrong.”

Ironic note:   Any such explanation from God  would in fact have been wrong -- since (as we now know) the value of the Fine Structure Constant, though close to 1/137, is not exactly that, and thus is not a ratio of (small) integers at all:  it’s just one of those boring physical parameters that drone on and on, and could (for all we know) just as well have been somewhat different.  The conjecture that it might actually be a pure integer ratio  caused a certain amount of numerological excitement back in the day, but that turned out to be a false alarm.

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We have frequently written about the related but distinct notions of depth  versus difficulty (in math and science).   This comparison/contrast of narcissism versus arrogance (the former being key to our American culture, the latter to our politics) may likewise prove fruitful.

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Bonnet blanc, blanc bonnet


It is by now clear that, if the finalists were Trump and Fiorina, the voters have to choose between two confabulating narcissists.

Trump supporters are basically aware of these traits in their candidate, but excuse them, for reasons both well- and ill-advised.   Fiorina is less widely known (she didn’t even make the Grownups Table of the first debate), but is starkly limned here, fresh this morning:


The candor of that piece is noteworthy, given the source:  one might have expected the Post to offer qualified support for Fiorina, both as a woman and as the anti-Trump.

One footnote.
The article well details the fiasco of her Hewlett-Packard tenure, on which (paradoxically) she is principally running: her ace- is more like a deuce-in-the-hole.  She had only one notable role as a business executive prior to that, which the article barely touches on;  here, in full:

Fiorina had become one of [AT&T]'s most visible rock stars, spearheading the $3 billion spinoff of Lucent Technologies, then the biggest stock-market debut in U.S. history. The hyper-growth firm would crumple after her departure, but not before bolstering Fiorina’s reputation as an aggressive dealmaker with a golden touch. In 1998, Fortune trumpeted her tireless work ethic and sales tactics, and crowned her, at 44, “the most powerful woman in American business.”

Now, thus decontextualized, that “crumple after her departure” might be unfair:  perhaps that was just bad luck, or whatever.   So we checked the history in Wikipedia, and found something really sobering:

On the surface, Fiorina seemed to add 22,000 jobs & revenues grew from US$19 billion to US$38 billion. However, the real cause of Lucent spurring sales under Fiorina was by lending money to their own customers. According to Fortune magazine, "In a neat bit of accounting magic, money from the loans began to appear on Lucent’s income statement as new revenue while the dicey debt got stashed on its balance sheet as an allegedly solid asset". Lucent's stock price grew 10-fold.
At the start of 2000, Lucent's "private bubble burst", while other competitors like Nortel Networks and Alcatel were still going strong as it would be many months before the rest of the telecom industry bubble collapsed.

In other words, she wasn’t merely an inept business-leader, but a distinctly sketchy one.   That is the sort of scam that should interest the Securities and Exchange Commission, if not indeed the DoJ.

[Note:  The proverb that titles this post  means “Not a dime’s worth of difference between them”, as someone-or-other once said.]

[Update]   And now, a severe WaPo editorial re Fiorina's fact-challenged strategy of fuite en avant:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/fiorinas-falsehoods/2015/09/26/b6e4f424-63bf-11e5-9757-e49273f05f65_story.html



Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Tattooed Chinese linguist saves the day!


As a linguist ourself, it warms our heart when we hear real-life tales of the exploits of these mighty beings.   Some of them we have documented here:


I never thought I’d post one with the title “Tattoo’d Chinese linguist saves the day”, but hey,  this is America.  (As for what that’s supposed to mean:  it doesn’t mean anything.)

Our newest example is unfortunately fictional (indeed, as we shall see, lame even as fiction), but what with all the attention lavished on celebrities and sports-stars, we take such scraps as we can get.
In Monday’s pilot of the lustrous though ludicrous new series, “Blindspot”,  concerning a  shapely unclad tattooed Special-Forces polyglot female amnesiac with superpowers (go back and read that again slowly:  yes, that’s what it says) a situation arises in which, for reasons too complex or rather too contrived to go into, the FBI needs to decipher instanter some emails in Chinese,  or else Very Bad Things will happen to Gotham.  The agent in charge barks:  “Get me all the Chinese linguists!”
That conjures up a fairly comic image, in which several dozen Sinophiles  are clustered around the screen displaying the email,  translating in unison, in a sing-song chorus,  “Dear sir or madam:  I am an imprisoned Nigerian prince …” -- However, there’s a reason for the broad-sweep order.  On television, to show decisiveness and leadership, the floor-boss barks (or “snaps”):
“Check these prints against the files of every police department in the country!”
or
“Scan the footage from every security camera in the city for the past ten years!”
or
“Seek a match in the dental records of every adult male going back to the Neanderthals!”
Still, we forgive all that, since it poses the question which so many have asked and so few answered:  Where’s a linguist when you really need one??”

But now the screenwriting takes a turn for the absurd.  None of the Bureau’s chinoisisants are up to this task, for, as we are instantly informed (by a non-linguist), the dialect variety in question is, um, Wen Zu (how could she possibly know that?), commonly known to other Chinese speakers as “the Devil’s language”.  Omigosh, then Gotham is doomed!

Where did that come from? -- Simply to set matters up so that the mnemonically-challenged Wonder Woman (who can’t remember her own name, but who remembers every language she ever studied, to the last detail) can pipe up pertly and pluckily :

I know Wen Zu !”

At which point the program’s full agenda stands revealed, as clearly as had it stepped naked out of a hold-all in Times Square.   So far from being mere eye-candy for men, as P.C. critics were objecting before the show even aired (her déshabille is never more than partial, with the best bits left out), this show is the latest media sacrifice upon the ever-higher-towering altar of Feminarcissism.   This is the new paragon of womanhood:  the rocket-scientist-cum-brain-surgeon-cum-astronaut-cum-poetess-cum-Black-Belt, the woman who can Have It All, Do It All, as well as men or rather better, all without smudging her makeup.

Scenes from future episodes:

Hapless FBI guy:
“O noez, the only way to find out what these superintelligent but fusedly-confused brain-joined Siamese twins know before the bomb goes off, is to perform a neurosurgical separation, and here we are with them in a rowboat, without oars, and  far from any hospital.  Whatever shall we do?”
Wonder woman:
I can perform the operation!  I’ve done it many times under battlefield conditions, with no equipment but a tongue-depressor -- one of which I happen to have right here in my right breast pocket, just above my right breast!”

and

Hapless FBI guy:
“Curses, the only way to save humanity is to solve the Riemann Hypothesis, pronto!  And me without my pencil!”
Wonder woman:
I can provide the solution!  It follows as a direct corollary from a more general theorem which I have already proved!”

and

Hapless FBI guy:
“Oy veh!  Here we stand stranded with the doom-timer ticking, at the bottom of a sheer five-thousand-foot cliff, at the top of which lies the remedy, and I forgot my climbing shoes!  We’d have to fly!”
Wonder woman:
I can fly!”

Now, there is a wrinkle here, which will likely strike no-one but linguists.  The puzzle is an e-mail -- i.e., in written, not spoken Chinese.  And Chinese is ideographic, not alphabetical.  Which means that the various dialects, which vary from village to village and which are sometimes mutually unintelligible, still are written in basically the same way.  The email would thus be intelligible to all.

(And after all that, the episode never even made use of her marvellous skill, so far as I can tell.  Of course, I may have blinked, and missed the content of the email -- the pilot tried to pack a season’s worth of flim-flam into forty-five minutes, so as to cater to those with short attention-spans.  Instead, the key to it all turned out to be a cryptic phrase they’d heard earlier but now suddenly cryptolinguistically decrypted:  “mother of exiles”:   Aha, the Statue of Liberty! -- Cf. the crossword-puzzle motif in “Rubicon”.)

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Anyhow, even though NBC may in this case have stretched the facts a bit (indeed, racked the fiction), we appreciate the shout-out.  Linguists really are rather godlike beings.  For starters, we’re taller than other people.
Here are some actual portraits from our archives:


Archie the Arabist

Gertie the Germanist



Rickie the Russian-maven

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Sunday, March 2, 2014

Rocking the Boat


She pushed away the plate of soup unfinished, and planted her elbows on the table.  Slipping her hands under the sleeves of her kimono, she began, lightly, delicately, with the tips of her fingers, to caress her own arms.   How smooth they were, how soft and warm, and how secret  under the sleeves.
-- Aldous Huxley, Antic Hay (1923)

Having an idle hour at my disposal,  I take the liberty, contre mon habitude, of jotting down a little note concerning an amusing interview -- an incident, merely, no more than that, nothing rising to the level of an Adventure or a Case -- at which my polygraphic friend and amanuensis  Doctor Watson did not assist,  so that, unless I write it up myself, it must be lost to history.

It was a sunny autumn day.  I was contentedly at work on my monograph, Über die Methoden und Entdeckung der weiblichen Onanie (privately printed), when Mrs Hudson, the housekeeper, announced a Miss Kitzler, and ushered her into my chambers.   She proved to be a pretty brunette of around twenty years of age, fashionably and tastefully dressed in pink and crème de camélia,  with bobbed hair, bright eyes, damask cheeks, and a well-turned ankle visible beneath her crinolines:  quite a palate-pleasing specimen, I assessed, were I subject to the attractions of such things.  But what most arrested the attention was her wearing, though the weather was not chilly,  a rich muff of silver fir, inside which her hands could be perceived to be slowly revolving.

“Il y a quelque-chose pour vous, là-dedans…”


She alighted on the seat indicated, and sat primly, her knees pressed together beneath her dress.  “I dreamt” she said without preface “of a little man in a boat”.

At this  I laughed heartily, and refilled my pipe.  “You seem to have mistaken these lodgings for those of my esteemed colleague Herr Doktor Freud, who practices in the next street over.  He is an alienist by training, whereas I am a detective.  My practice concerns the investigation of crime;  while his, by contrast, is the unearthing of the concealment of a crime.”

This all seemed rather to go over her head, for she took no notice, but began fidgeting in her chair, and then went on.  “It is concerning a crime that I consult you.”

“R-real-ly,” I drawled, amused.  “You interest me exceedingly.  And just which might this ‘crime’ amount to?”  I puffed at my pipe, and penetrated her with my gaze.

Here she flushed.  “A--  a child is being beaten,” she managed to stammer, and then fell silent.

I made no response, thus forcing her to go on.

“A -- child is being beaten, a child is being beaten,” she chanted, rocking rhythmically back and forth in her chair.  

I fear I may have so strayed from my gaming-face as to cock a skeptical eyebrow.  “I see.  And just -- where is this … child?”  Knowing full well that it was “in the boat”.

At this she flushed crimson, and turned her face away.  “How -- dare you.”

Thereupon I smiled, not unkindly.  “I have just the thing for you,”  I said.  And, tearing a prescription-blank from Dr Watson’s pad, I wrote out, in a bold hand,

Veretrum normale -- dosim repetatur.

She nodded a curt acknowledgement, took the sheet, and whisked out of the room.



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The enigma of a woman’s heart,
finally espied  by a Private Eye,
for less than the price  of a Valentine …
This Rose
[Kindle]  [Nook]


[Update, 16 March 2014/1914]   One hundred years ago to the day:  the assassination of Gaston Calmette, editor in chief of Le Figaro.   Illustrating other useful applications of the muff:

L'épouse du ministre, Henriette Caillaux, après la publication par Calmette d'une lettre signée "Ton Jo" que l'homme politique avait adressée à sa future épouse, alors qu'elle n'était encore que sa maîtresse et qu'il était marié à Berthe Gueydan3, se rend à la rédaction du journal, tue son directeur, qui venait de recevoir l'écrivain Paul Bourget, en vidant le chargeur de son pistolet automatique (un Browning modèle sac à main  caché dans son manchon).

Psychological side-note:   It was not only the wrist-muff that proved useful to the murderess (in concealing the murder-weapon), but the nether one as well.   In view of the attractions of the latter, the jury simply acquited her:  she served no time, and paid no fine.

For the best in detective fiction,
check out the website of those wise-cracking, gat-packing Private Eyes,
the Murphy Brothers:


[Sidenote:   As well, a simple parasol, may serve as a handy murder-weapon, for a lady so equipped.    Read all about it here (footnote at the end of the essay): ]

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Wednesday, January 1, 2014

The Gluttony of Delicacy II


In our essay published earlier,  The Gluttony of Delicacy, we gave a candid-camera account of an actual instance of this phenomenon (thus dubbed by C.S. Lewis), which took place not long ago;  in that case, it concerned a subaltern.  But the spectrum of these wilting blossoms  comes in various tints.
Herewith some literary forerunners.

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‘Will it be long before it’s ready, Bailey?’ asked Mercy.
‘No,’ said Baily, ‘it is cooked.  When I come up, she was dodging among the tender pieces with a fork, and eating of ‘em.’
-- Charles Dickens, Martin Chuzzlewit (1844)
In his splendid novel Hard Times (which deserves a wider readership than it enjoys), Dickens portrays a variant of the type, a Mrs Sparsit:  one who, objectively, is now subaltern, but who is bristlingly aware of having come down in the world, and of living now beneath her station.   (Actually she was never so high as she and her patronizing patron Mr Bounderby pretend, nor he so low;  their pretenses are mirror images).   She expresses her immense resentment in all sorts of passive-aggressive ways, by simmering-simpering protestations of her own lack of any claim to even ordinary comforts in her present, splendiferously humble (read:  humiliated) state, disdaining even publically to take lunch (while gorging privately on dainties). 

 'For the present, Loo Bounderby,' said her husband, 'here's Mrs. Sparsit to look after. Mrs. Sparsit's nerves have been acted upon by this business, and she'll stay here a day or two. So make her comfortable.'
    'Thank you very much, sir,' that discreet lady observed, 'but pray do not let My comfort be a consideration. Anything will do for Me.'
    It soon appeared that if Mrs. Sparsit had a failing in her association with that domestic establishment, it was that she was so excessively regardless of herself and regardful of others, as to be a nuisance. On being shown her chamber, she was so dreadfully sensible of its comforts as to suggest the inference that she would have preferred to pass the night on the mangle in the laundry.
-- Charles Dickens, Hard Times (1854)

(This personnage is chillingly well-impersonated by master reader  Frederick Davidson, on Blackstone Audiobooks.)

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Dorothy Parker, Here Lies (1939), p.  85:

She told people, in little bursts of confidence, that she loved flowers.  There was something almost apologetic in her way of uttering her tender avowal, as if she would beg her listeners not to consider her too bizarre in her taste.

Cf. Mme. Verdurin in Un Amour de Swann.


Dorothy Parker, Here Lies (1939), p.  314:
     The maid returned with an octagonal tray  supporting a decanter of brandy  and a wide, squat, heavy glass.  Her [mistress Lily’s] head twisted on her neck in a spasm of diffidence.
            “Just pour it for me, will you, my dear?” said Lily … “And leave the pretty, pretty decanter here, on this enchanting little table.”

That mute immutable detail of the squat glass  hints at what is really going on beneath the flutter and titter.  On the next page we read:

She grasped the decanter; and again the squat glass was brown to the brim.

(This is how Parker  habitually writes:  a poetess  in prose.)

Dorothy Parker, Here Lies (1939), p. 360:
Her heart, soft and sweet as a perfectly made crème renversée …

[Note:  the Murphy Brothers, two-fisted private eyes, once had to deal with such a client ... and did so in an unexpectedly tender way:  "Don't Mention It".  Available on Kindle, Nook, or in hard-copy as part of the story collection I Don't Do Divorce Cases.]

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A former CP activist, working his passage as a “workaway”  on a passenger-ship headed to Russia (where peasants were starving):

I went up willingly to carry trays of cakes to the passengers … I held the tray under their noses, but they took so long to decide what kind of cake they wanted, that I got sicker and sicker.  Suddenly  I put down the tray on the serving table  and ran out to the railing.  Vomiting, and feeling a fresh wind in my face, relieved me sufficiently  to go back to the dining room  and resume serving tea …
-- Bertram Wolfe,  A Life in Two Centuries (1981), p. 309

That was first-class.  By contrast,

Waiting on the tourist class was easy. … They didn’t pick at their food, but had real appetites, and ate everything on their plates,  even mopping up the gravy  with a piece of bread.
-- Bertram Wolfe,  A Life in Two Centuries (1981), p. 311

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(This one is more a matter of narcissism than the gluttony-of-delicacy, but there are similarities nonetheless.)
Headline in the American media, Dec 2011:

            The Pampered Chef
            Discover the chef in you !


[Update 7 January 2014]   Along with the gluttony of delicacy, there is the delicacy of gluttony -- chef-fetishism, eliciting gurgles of glurge.  The following might have been penned by The Onion;  but it is the featured article on this evening’s New York Times website:

Making the Restaurant Part of the Family
By SUSAN HERRMANN LOOMIS
Some talented young French chefs, like Sylvain Sendra of Michelin-starred Itinéraires, above, are bucking tradition by insisting on a private life.

Buck away, by all means, buck away.


[Update 3 May 2014]  The latest excrescence:  the Princess sues the Pea:


http://www.lefigaro.fr/international/2014/05/02/01003-20140502ARTFIG00135-la-responsable-de-l-accident-reclame-15-million-de-dollars-a-ses-victimes.php
Responsable d'un accident, elle porte plainte contre ses victimes
Malade depuis l'accident de voiture, une Canadienne demande 1,5 million de dollars aux parents de l'adolescent qu'elle a tué.
«C'est une tragédie pour les garçons mais c'est aussi un tragédie pour Sharlene Simon», a déclaré son avocat au Toronto Star . La plainte explique que les adolescents «n'ont pas utilisé correctement les freins» et «étaient des cyclistes incompétents».

Les parents de Brandon Majewski, le jeune de 17 ans tué dans l'accident, n'en reviennent pas. «Je suis sous le choc», a déclaré la mère de Brandon, Venetta, au Toronto Sun . «Elle a tué mon enfant et maintenant elle veut en profiter? Elle dit qu'elle souffre? Dites-lui de regarder dans ma tête et elle verra de la souffrance, elle verra des cauchemars.»
Sharlene Simon n'a pas été inquiétée. L'enquête a conclu que c'est un manque de visibilité qui a empêché la conductrice de voir les cyclistes. Mais elle aurait reconnu avoir dépassé la limitation de vitesse, roulant à 90km/h sur une route limitée à 80km/h. Aucun test d'alcoolémie n'a été pratiqué après l'accident par les policiers. Le rôle joué par son mari, un officier de police qui suivait sa femme dans un autre véhicule lors de l'accident, reste flou: dans le rapport de police le fait qu'il ait été témoin est tout juste mentionné.


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Sunday, November 17, 2013

Portraiture and Point-of-view


Dickens deftly sketches eye-service, and two-facedness of character, via subtle shifts in the narrative point of view, particularly in the depiction of physical gestures.   By leaving the interpretation to the reader, he skewers his character with a very thin blade.

Thus, in Martin Chuzzlewit, the chapter where we make the acquaintance of Mr. Pecksniff, surrounded by his adoring daughters,  we read:

‘But what of that!’ said Mr Pecksniff, still smiling at the fire. ‘There is disinterestedness in the world, I hope?’

We have not yet sufficiently made the acquaintance of this gentleman, to assess that latter apophthegm as hypocritical;  but the physical detail of “still smiling at the fire”, is very telling.   It is small, but every particle counts.    Someone gazing, into a fire, is alone with his thoughts;  someone smiling, at a fire, has conjured up an imaginary (and admiring) companion.   The “still” adds a further twist to the image, almost too subtle to assess.  Roughly, it gives us a glimpse into his habit and character, no mere passing mood; his complacency, and inaptitude to change.

This surmise on our part is ratified a page later:

… Mr Pecksniff, smiling more and more, and looking at the fire as a man might, who was cracking a joke with it.

Here it is clear, that he is simply quite pleased with himself.   Or rather, not simply;  for there is a layer of pathos here, that will become clearer as the novel goes on.  His doting daughters are without wit, he cannot share a joke with them.  And his only other constant companions are the young prentices he condescends to.

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Let us compare another case of a character communing with an inanimate object (though not quite inanimate, perhaps;  both mirrors and fires have their own liveliness).  In William Dean Howells’ A Hazard of New Fortunes (1890), the Boston-based (and Boston-centered) protagonist, whose career has never flourished, has just received an exciting job-offer, but which would require moving to New York.   That prospect dismays his wife (among other things, “I shouldn’t know how to shop”), who initially nixes the idea.  But then:

“I can’t help feeling,” she grieved into the mirror, “that it’s I who keep you from accepting that offer.”

This is less subtle, less artful than Dickens, since it tells you, omnisciently, exactly what she is feeling.   She is not simply staring or frowning into the mirror, nor looking at it with a sad expression (which is what the author would need to have said, were he to attempt the Dickensian indirection), but, explicitly, “grieving”.   Nonetheless, it is a vigorous phrase, much better than (say) “gazing into the mirror with an expression of grief”.  It is, so to say, transitive;  we see her projecting her words (and with them, her thoughts) towards the mirror.
Now, if this were all we had to go on, we might picture an actor mouthing lines, and mimicking emotions, with the mirror as audience:  then we would be back in Pecksniff territory.  But all the rest of the context makes it plain that she is a good person and a caring wife, who is simply troubled at the prospect of so great a change (for well-brought-up Bostonians of that era, all that was outside Boston  was off the cliff of the world).   And now the point -- and the pulse, and the thrust of that transitive preposition into, reveals its full force.  She was not grieving at the mirror, nor before the mirror, but right… into it.  And, mirrors being what they are, the force of her projected feeling returns on her -- only, mirror-reversed.  Some interior soul-work is here happening;  and by the next morning she has come round, announcing at breakfast to her husband (“silent over his fish-balls and baked beans”):  “We will go to New York.  I’ve decided it.”

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But back to our fireside philosopher.  His reveries are interrupted by a knock at the door.

‘Come in!’ cried Mr Pecksniff -- not severely;  only virtuously.  ‘Come in!’

This is delicious, and deftly done.  A great lot of thought  is packed into those few and unassuming syllables.
For: when you are comfortably “at home” to visitors, and somebody knocks at your door, you say “Come in.”   That is what one says;  it is the done thing, and scarcely requires comment.  Yet here the reader is solicitously assured that the command -- excuse us, the invitation -- was not issued “severely”.   From the unspoken presuppositions that would necessitate such assurance, we can surmise that Mr Pecksniff is often quite “at home” issuing imperatives;  and that, at times, on a peremptory tone.

Now, severely is an external word, refering to the observable manner of utterance.  An actor could speak severely, or sweetly, without entertaining any correspondingly severe or sweet frame of mind.  Well and good.  But now our author slyly slips in another adverb, virtuously, in conjunction, as though it too were an observational detail.  Yet its ostensible externality is, so to say, endogenous:  it is Mr Pecksniff imagining how he will appear to the visitor, when speaking in that wise.  Further:  whether a thing is virtuous or not, is a matter, not of any particular lilt of delivery, but of the speaker’s frame of mind or morals, together with an ethical judgment (societal or transcendental) about intent. By yoking this more complex word with the simple severely, Dickens has afforded us a deep-drilling and twisting glimpse into the recesses of Pecksniff’s character.    That gentleman is here pleased to pose as the prosperous man of the house -- a good host --  door open to anyone at any time -- nothing to hide here;  Come in, come in, by all means!;  ‘tis I myself who invite thee.


Caveat:  Dickens is no minimalist;  in subsequent pages -- dozens of them -- he works variations on the theme of Pecksniff’s duplicity, many of which would be plain to any schoolchild.   What I mean to show above is that he can, when he wishes, convey much with small means.



[Flash update]  Mister Pecksniff  and Ted Cruz -- separated at birth?













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The standard thumbnail of Mr. Pecksniff is as simply a hypocrite (“a canting hypocrite”, is the summary of The Reader’s Encyclopedia). Chesterton, with more insight, calls him  not so much a hypocrite  as a rhetorician.   We can see the peculiar flavor of his hypocrisy, in the following passage.  Upon being denounced as a “hypocrite” by a relative, he makes no reply, but only remarks to his daughter, in this edifying scene:

‘Charity, my dear,’ said Mr Pecksniff, ‘when I take my chamber candlestick tonight, remind me to be more than usually particular in praying for Mr Anthony Chuzzlewit, who has done me an injustice.’
This was said in a very bland voice, and aside, as being addresssed to his daughter’s private ear.

Having laid the groundwork for the character of Pecksniff, in passages like those quoted above (and if the reader’s mind closes at that moment, he is left with a serviceable shorthand “canting hypocrite”), Dickens then gives us glimpses like this:

‘Who is with him now,’ ruminated Mr Pecksniff, warming his back (as he had warmed his hands) as it it were a widow’s back or an orphan’s back, or an enemy's back, or a back that any less excellent man  would have suffered to be cold.

What is Dickens up to with this?  It expresses a thought, of some sort;  but it seems to be the sort of thought one meets in dreams, and which are difficult to explain, even to oneself, as one awakes and the day wears on.
Dickens is telling a story -- that’s his job, after all -- but there are other things in his head as he explores along, which he isn’t necessarily sharing with us.  

(Starkest example of that: the Analytical Chemist in Our Mutual Friend.  --- Flash update!   A manuscript recently unearthed reveals more about that setting:

 
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The understanding gained from these early passages, fine-tunes our interpretation of later ones.
Thus, consider a sentence,

He meekly signed to her to lead the way.

(Nice dignified pentameter, that.) 
The natural interpretation of that is, of course, that his physical signaling was undemonstrative, and that his internal state of mind  was meek.  We might further suspect or surmise, that the fellow is given to meekness.  These assumptions fit well  with the adverb’s modificand:  namely, being led.

But now consider the actual passage, shortly after the one quoted immediately before:

With that, he took off his great-coat,  and having run his fingers through his hair, thrust one hand gently in the bosom of his waistcoat, and meekly signed to her to lead the way.

Ah-ha!  By now, we are old hands at this.

(1) The reference to “great-coat”, unobtrusive in itself, is by no means accidental.

(2) “having run his fingers through his hair”
This is a bit of dreamy autoerotic narcissism, which will be familiar to those of my antiquated generation from the 1950’s hit song, “Kookie, Kookie, Lend me Your Comb” (concerning a very self-involved and vain young male), or even that classic ad,

     Bryl - Cream!  a little dab’ll do ya!
     Use -- more -- only if you dare.
     But watch -- out -- the gals’ll all pursue yaaaaaaa…..
     They love to run their fingers through your hair.

(3) That bit about gently placing his hand in the “bosom” of his waistcoat, is a continuation of the idea in the passage about so-carefully warming his back.


The fact is, Pecksniff is always onstage to himself, playing out a private drama  for his own self-reassurance.  This is not the same thing as hypocrisy (Chesterton’s point), nor even of rhetoric, since both of those are directed outwards, to fool one’s fellows:  whereas Pecksniff’s histrionics are intended (or at least, fated) principally to fool himself -- nay, to create himself in the image he desires.   That currently key notion of  “narcissism” certainly applies, but is not, perhaps, the whole story;  at least, there exist simpler, garden-variety narcissisms, that do no require such sedulous cultivation (Flibbertigibbets at the Mall).

No mere feuilletoniste


Characteristic of Dickens is his use of gestures to delineate character.  At its simplest, as with the urchin boy in Hard Times with little depth to him  but fixed in memory by his habit of knuckling his forehead, it functions simply like the motif that introduces this or that character in opera: it shows us, not character necessarily, but a character.  More tellingly, it can reveal character, and not just label it.

Here is an example rather more layered than usual.  Pecksniff is attempting to toady up to a wealthy old invalid, hoping for a bequest, but that curmudgeon admits none into his confidence but a certain girl who attends on him.  The elderly gentleman fixes Pecksniff with a penetrating gaze:

“The young girl whom you just now saw -- what!  your eye lightens when I talk of her!  You hate her already, do you?”
“Upon my word, sir!” said Mr Pecksniff, laying his hand upon his breast, and dropping his eyelids.

For the moment, let us focus only on the gesture, and not on the details of what provoked it, apart from the fact that his disinterestedness had been called into question.
Even at that level, there are two layers, which by now we are in a position to parse.  Overtly, the eyelid-dropping is of a piece with the breast-touching, as pantomiming his pretense of innocent humility.  At a layer beneath that, it is a fluttery, feminine gesture, consonant with Pecksniff’s peculiarly unmanly style of self-pleasing. 
In context, there is yet a third.   The wealthy gentleman, with uncanny insight, has seen the greed and hatred suddenly flash in Pecksniff’s eyes upon hearing mention of the girl who stands between him and his hoped-for fortune.  Oddly, the eye is described as “lightening”; the only similar image I can evoke, is that of the eyes of the demon children in the movie “Village of the Damned”.   And at this quite literal (if almost supernatural) level, his lowering his eyelids is not connotative of anything, but is a purely practical matter of lowering the blinds to shield his evil inner truth from the inspection of his inquisitor.

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It is interesting to observe other authors exploiting this unconsciously semiotic nature of gesture.
Now, Agatha Christie  is not a patch on any part of Dickens;  but give credit where credit is due.  Here we see a Dickensian (even a Pecksniffian) touch, parodying a rich worldly couple:

“What is money, after all?” murmured Mrs Widburn.
“Ah!” said Mr. Widburn thoughtfully, and rattled some coins absentmindedly in his trouser pocket.
“Charles,” said Mrs Widburn reproachfully.
“Sorry,” said Mr. Widburn, and stopped.
-- Agatha Christie, Thirteen at Dinner [a.k.a. Lord Edgware Dies], 1933

In this matter of “fiddling”:  cf. Pecksniff fiddling with his spectacles; ctr. Chuzzlewit père  fiddling with the ash of his burnt will (a memento mori twice over).

[Note:  This is the first of my thoughts about Dickens  to have been worked up into  presentable form.   To see a mass of raw notes (which, if I am spared, may someday be worked up into essays), click: http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2013/01/on-dickens.html ]

[Update:  For a more concentrated essay-on-progress on the subject of two other characters in Martin Chuzzlewit, try this:   Semantics, local and global. ]