Sunday, January 5, 2014

Orthoëpy of the Doxology

 
On the rare occasions when, as a child, I attended services -- with friends or relatives, and usually Lutheran -- they sang (and eventually I tried to sing with them), this simple song, a quatrain of tetrameters:

Praise God, from Whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye Heavenly Host;
Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost.

They called it “The Doxology”.  It was sung to a tune which, I later learned, is known familiarly as “the Old One Hundredth”.

Simply as written, it might almost be a quatrain from that other simple song (though that one is stress-timed, the syllable-count being variable):

Praise the Lord for the humble woodchuck,
praise the Lord for the mouse and mole,
praise the Lord for the backyard visits
that sustain the soul.

(That last line is a trimeter -- stress the “that”.)

But there is a subtlety, a depth, a twist to the Doxology, as we actually sang it.  After the straightforward naturalness of the first verse, an iambic tetrameter, the emphasis suddenly turns trochaic.   The way we sang it was:

PRAISE him ALL creaTURES here BE-low

The stress is now wrenchingly contrasemantic -- autonomous -- thrawn.
And likewise for the third verse -- though here, additionally, we slipped out of the familiar major key, to enter some mode more minor or indeed medieval:

PRAISE him A-bove YE hea-ven-LY host

before finally returning to the sunny uplands of iambic rhythm and major key.


[Note: The technical term for such displaced stress metri causâ  is "wrenched accent."]

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For long, I did not know what this might mean.
Life took an ever more secular course, and I did not hear the song again until, in middle age, I at last was baptized, joining the Presbyterian church in Princeton.  There, we usually sang a sprightlier version,  with no sprung-rhythm, nor dark modes, and with some jolly “hallelujahs” thrown in.   But the old tones of the Old One Hundredth  still dwelt in memory.

The Doxology.   It was a numinous, a fearsome word, long and unEnglish and utterly unused in the circles in which I usually moved, and yet as normal and natural as “hot dog” or “baseball” to these believers.   It concretized the wall between the churched and the unchurched .  Occasionally, when staying with relatives, I would get a glimpse of what went on within those walls:  yet still it stood. between me without and them within.

And even within the everyday American Protestant context itself, it had a taste of strangeness.   The business of that thrawn stress in the middle verses  always gnawed at me, and left me alert for such things.  (I later wrote a paper called “Contra-semantic Sentence Stress”, taking off from the patter of stewardesses.)  I never analyzed the thing, vaguely assuming that, as does happen in verse, the choice of words was such as momentarily to throw the beat off-kilter -- many poets do this deftly, deliberately, just the right amount, to avoid any tedium or singsong quality.   But if you look at the verses as printed, you immediately see that is not so.  We could just as easily have sung them parallel to the first verse:

Praise HIM all CREAT-tures HERE be-LOW-hoh…..

But now here is the key -- and it is a key to Christianity as well, that faith that embraces paradox -- and parasemantics.   For, if we had sung it straight through in that simple way, refraining from any blue notes or celadon notes or burnt-umbrous notes as well, it truly would have been like the Humble Woodchuck -- a children’s song.  Nothing wrong with that.  A lot right with that.   But genuine Christianity is not by any means so simple.   It states that flat out, at the outset, with the startling, baffling, thrilling doctrine of the Trinity, which sets all reductivizing simplification at defiance.  And the doxology as we sang it, in that southern-Californian church, our Fords and Buicks shimmering out in the parking lot, to whisk us off afterwards for some post-worship hamburgers -- as we sang it, it gave us a taste of strangeness, a hint of darkness  absent from our workaday American lives, in that sunlit time before Kennedy was slain.
For see -- it does not bid just us to praise.  All creatures.  In particular and in primo:  the ducks, whose chorus of simple unstinting praise sails up to Heaven from every field and pond.   And even as we sing, our praise is paralleled, by a higher choir, unseen but singing too, aloud and full-throated, upon heights upon clouds upon Eternity and upon Time  -- World Without End.

~   Praise   Him   ~
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[Appendix]
Other examples of effectively used contramorphological ictus:

Is she dreaming?” -- “Yes -  I - thínk - so.”
Is she pretty?” -- “Yes - ev-ér - so.”
 --  “Jennifer Juniper” (Donovan)
[Somehow, this last line wouldn't quite work with normal lexical stress.]

(And indeed the name itself, as pronounced in the refrain:  Jennifér Junipér.
 This seemingly arbitrary ictus is redeemed in the final, French-language verse,
 French being given to breath-group end-stress.)


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A further prosodic wrinkle  is that the doxology is often performed while drawing out the final three or four syllables of each line:

Praise God, from Whom all blesss - sings - flooowww;
Praise Him, all creatures   heere -  beee - looowwww;
Praise Him above, ye Heaven - lyy -  Hooost;
Praise Father, Son, and  Ho - lyy - Ghooost.

Compare this Proustian observation:

Le marchand d’habits psalmodiait: « Habits, marchand d’habits,  ha… bits »,  avec la même pause entre les deux dernières syllabes d’habits  que s’il eût entonné en plain-chant: « Per omnia saecula saeculo… rum » …
-- Marcel Proust, La Prisonnière (1919; p. 118 of the Pléiade edition)



Saturday, January 4, 2014

News U May Have Missed


Most of my readers spend their free time studying the Patristic Fathers, or proving conjectures in cobordism, and hence are likely to fall seriously behind in their watching of television.   To bring you all up to date, here are the top stories from this past week.

*  A research ship became trapped off Antarctica.   A Chinese icebreaker, rushing to its aid, then itself became wedged unbudgeably in the ice -- which has got to be the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to an icebreaker.    Eventually the passengers were rescued by penguins.

*  The Republican Party finally made a public admission of political, economic, and moral bankruptcy;  but then argued successfully that, like many another fatcat institution that goes belly-up, it deserves to be bailed-out by the American taxpayer.

*  The popular “Duck Dynasty” show was canceled after it was revealed that the duck-calls are not in fact whittled by hand by a bunch of bearded wonders in the boondocks, but mass-produced in China;  and that furthermore they are defective, since they do not actually attract ducks, but only pigeons.

~ The World of Doctor Justice: ~
~ News U Can Trust © ~

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Friday, January 3, 2014

Hooray for Elephants! Hooray hooray !!

 Latest update to this:


Re Charlemagne:

When home from his foreign wars, he spent most of his time traveling… He was accompanied, after 802, by an elephant, presented to him by Caliph Harun al-Rashid.
-- Morris Bishop, The Middle Ages (1968)

And hooray for the good king, Harun al-Rashid !!

A-a-and.... cf. John Cooper's poem "Hymn to God" of 1746,  containing "lyric Pindarics  that sing the praise of God  in terms of elephant..." (Wm Jones).
 


A Plug for Platonism


In a series of sober-sided essays, we have striven to make a plausible case for Realism, in particular as regards mathematics.

However, we are in the Iron Age now -- nay rather, the epoch of plastic -- and arguments do not convince the multitudes.    Accordingly, for the grand public, we offer this slogan:

Platonism: the philosopy with a Thinking Man’s Filter,
and a Smoking Man’s Taste.

I'd walk a mile for a paradox


(This formulation is not entirely original with ourselves, but it has fallen out of copyright, and is thus ready for recycling.)

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~ Poshumous Endorsement ~
“To distract my mind from current troubles,
I like to dig into a gritty mystery,
starring those tough-talking, two-fisted Private Eyes,
the lovable Murphy Brothers.”
(Plotinus sum, et hanc fabulam comprobo.)
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Thursday, January 2, 2014

The Golden Mountain does not exist

At Berkeley, in the 1970’s, I audited an introductory philosophy class taught by John Searle.  He is not a deep thinker by any means, but he’s an engaging guy, and I enjoyed it. 
With us in the class (so the whispers went) was Jerry Mathers, aka “The Beaver”, now quite silent and overweight.  Hard to be an ex-child-star.  No-one ever outright asked him “Are you…?”, and he for his part was just silent, taking few notes, so I don’t really know whether it was The Beaver or not.  And in particular, I have no juicy celebrity anecdotes to sell.  Anyhow, be well, man, wherever and whoever you were/are.

To resume.
In the course of this class, arriving at the subject of Ontology, Professor Searle, introducing the views of (one whom we would then have described as) “one Meinong” (later known to his admirers as “Alexius the Great”), pronounced (in his typical, slightly nasal, “but I want to argue that…” voice, as far as can be from mysticism or reverie) the following astonishing sentence:

The Golden Mountain     does not exist
(pause)
(* sigh *)
………………………………. (dream  dream  dream  dream  dream ) ………

What a beautiful sentence.    What a wonderful collection of words.

Now, Professor Searle is a busy man; having dispatched the matter of Existence and Subsistence and suchlike Meinongian curiosa, he hurried on to the next topic (if it’s Tuesday, this must be the Theory of Descriptions).   Yet did I continue to dream…

How sweet the fragrance of thy meadows, O mountain of gold!  Thy brooks -- how pure!  How melodious, thy larks!
Thy non-existence -- but a gentle defect, we forgive it freely.

Well.
I shall have nothing further to say about the Golden Mountain, here;
nor about Saint Alexius.

Supposedly a photograph of Meinong, but more likely a spectral image

This post is simply to have something to link to, when, in other essays,
when the fit comes on me, I blurt out “Golden Mountain!”
and the readers wonder, What the F---?!?

So now you know all about the Golden Mountain.


[Update 2014:


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Ein Schloß am Meere;    später liegt es  nicht direkt am Meer
-- Freud, Traumdeutung (1900)

The Hurdy-Gurdy Man


Donovan’s take on him:

Murphy’s take on Schubert’s take on him (Der Leiermann):


Was ich weiss, willst du nicht wissen; doch stimmt’s.

This goes deep, folks.
Cf. the “Yellow-Card Man” in Steven King’s novel of the Kennedy events.


Wednesday, January 1, 2014

The Gluttony of Delicacy II


In our essay published earlier,  The Gluttony of Delicacy, we gave a candid-camera account of an actual instance of this phenomenon (thus dubbed by C.S. Lewis), which took place not long ago;  in that case, it concerned a subaltern.  But the spectrum of these wilting blossoms  comes in various tints.
Herewith some literary forerunners.

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‘Will it be long before it’s ready, Bailey?’ asked Mercy.
‘No,’ said Baily, ‘it is cooked.  When I come up, she was dodging among the tender pieces with a fork, and eating of ‘em.’
-- Charles Dickens, Martin Chuzzlewit (1844)
In his splendid novel Hard Times (which deserves a wider readership than it enjoys), Dickens portrays a variant of the type, a Mrs Sparsit:  one who, objectively, is now subaltern, but who is bristlingly aware of having come down in the world, and of living now beneath her station.   (Actually she was never so high as she and her patronizing patron Mr Bounderby pretend, nor he so low;  their pretenses are mirror images).   She expresses her immense resentment in all sorts of passive-aggressive ways, by simmering-simpering protestations of her own lack of any claim to even ordinary comforts in her present, splendiferously humble (read:  humiliated) state, disdaining even publically to take lunch (while gorging privately on dainties). 

 'For the present, Loo Bounderby,' said her husband, 'here's Mrs. Sparsit to look after. Mrs. Sparsit's nerves have been acted upon by this business, and she'll stay here a day or two. So make her comfortable.'
    'Thank you very much, sir,' that discreet lady observed, 'but pray do not let My comfort be a consideration. Anything will do for Me.'
    It soon appeared that if Mrs. Sparsit had a failing in her association with that domestic establishment, it was that she was so excessively regardless of herself and regardful of others, as to be a nuisance. On being shown her chamber, she was so dreadfully sensible of its comforts as to suggest the inference that she would have preferred to pass the night on the mangle in the laundry.
-- Charles Dickens, Hard Times (1854)

(This personnage is chillingly well-impersonated by master reader  Frederick Davidson, on Blackstone Audiobooks.)

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Dorothy Parker, Here Lies (1939), p.  85:

She told people, in little bursts of confidence, that she loved flowers.  There was something almost apologetic in her way of uttering her tender avowal, as if she would beg her listeners not to consider her too bizarre in her taste.

Cf. Mme. Verdurin in Un Amour de Swann.


Dorothy Parker, Here Lies (1939), p.  314:
     The maid returned with an octagonal tray  supporting a decanter of brandy  and a wide, squat, heavy glass.  Her [mistress Lily’s] head twisted on her neck in a spasm of diffidence.
            “Just pour it for me, will you, my dear?” said Lily … “And leave the pretty, pretty decanter here, on this enchanting little table.”

That mute immutable detail of the squat glass  hints at what is really going on beneath the flutter and titter.  On the next page we read:

She grasped the decanter; and again the squat glass was brown to the brim.

(This is how Parker  habitually writes:  a poetess  in prose.)

Dorothy Parker, Here Lies (1939), p. 360:
Her heart, soft and sweet as a perfectly made crème renversée …

[Note:  the Murphy Brothers, two-fisted private eyes, once had to deal with such a client ... and did so in an unexpectedly tender way:  "Don't Mention It".  Available on Kindle, Nook, or in hard-copy as part of the story collection I Don't Do Divorce Cases.]

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A former CP activist, working his passage as a “workaway”  on a passenger-ship headed to Russia (where peasants were starving):

I went up willingly to carry trays of cakes to the passengers … I held the tray under their noses, but they took so long to decide what kind of cake they wanted, that I got sicker and sicker.  Suddenly  I put down the tray on the serving table  and ran out to the railing.  Vomiting, and feeling a fresh wind in my face, relieved me sufficiently  to go back to the dining room  and resume serving tea …
-- Bertram Wolfe,  A Life in Two Centuries (1981), p. 309

That was first-class.  By contrast,

Waiting on the tourist class was easy. … They didn’t pick at their food, but had real appetites, and ate everything on their plates,  even mopping up the gravy  with a piece of bread.
-- Bertram Wolfe,  A Life in Two Centuries (1981), p. 311

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(This one is more a matter of narcissism than the gluttony-of-delicacy, but there are similarities nonetheless.)
Headline in the American media, Dec 2011:

            The Pampered Chef
            Discover the chef in you !


[Update 7 January 2014]   Along with the gluttony of delicacy, there is the delicacy of gluttony -- chef-fetishism, eliciting gurgles of glurge.  The following might have been penned by The Onion;  but it is the featured article on this evening’s New York Times website:

Making the Restaurant Part of the Family
By SUSAN HERRMANN LOOMIS
Some talented young French chefs, like Sylvain Sendra of Michelin-starred Itinéraires, above, are bucking tradition by insisting on a private life.

Buck away, by all means, buck away.


[Update 3 May 2014]  The latest excrescence:  the Princess sues the Pea:


http://www.lefigaro.fr/international/2014/05/02/01003-20140502ARTFIG00135-la-responsable-de-l-accident-reclame-15-million-de-dollars-a-ses-victimes.php
Responsable d'un accident, elle porte plainte contre ses victimes
Malade depuis l'accident de voiture, une Canadienne demande 1,5 million de dollars aux parents de l'adolescent qu'elle a tué.
«C'est une tragédie pour les garçons mais c'est aussi un tragédie pour Sharlene Simon», a déclaré son avocat au Toronto Star . La plainte explique que les adolescents «n'ont pas utilisé correctement les freins» et «étaient des cyclistes incompétents».

Les parents de Brandon Majewski, le jeune de 17 ans tué dans l'accident, n'en reviennent pas. «Je suis sous le choc», a déclaré la mère de Brandon, Venetta, au Toronto Sun . «Elle a tué mon enfant et maintenant elle veut en profiter? Elle dit qu'elle souffre? Dites-lui de regarder dans ma tête et elle verra de la souffrance, elle verra des cauchemars.»
Sharlene Simon n'a pas été inquiétée. L'enquête a conclu que c'est un manque de visibilité qui a empêché la conductrice de voir les cyclistes. Mais elle aurait reconnu avoir dépassé la limitation de vitesse, roulant à 90km/h sur une route limitée à 80km/h. Aucun test d'alcoolémie n'a été pratiqué après l'accident par les policiers. Le rôle joué par son mari, un officier de police qui suivait sa femme dans un autre véhicule lors de l'accident, reste flou: dans le rapport de police le fait qu'il ait été témoin est tout juste mentionné.


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Teddy Bear’s New Year’s resolutions



    (1)  Be furry
    (2)  Eat honey
    (3)  Snuggles & hugs