Most of my readers spend their free time studying the
Patristic Fathers, or proving conjectures in cobordism, and hence are likely to
fall seriously behind in their watching of television. To bring you all up to date, here
are the top stories from this past week.
* A research
ship became trapped off Antarctica.
A Chinese icebreaker, rushing to its aid, then itself became wedged
unbudgeably in the ice -- which has got to be the most embarrassing thing that
can ever happen to an icebreaker. Eventually the passengers were rescued by
penguins.
* The
Republican Party finally made a public admission of political, economic, and
moral bankruptcy; but then argued
successfully that, like many another fatcat institution that goes belly-up, it
deserves to be bailed-out by the American taxpayer.
* The popular “Duck
Dynasty” show was canceled after it was revealed that the duck-calls are not in
fact whittled by hand by a bunch of bearded wonders in the boondocks, but
mass-produced in China; and that
furthermore they are defective, since they do not actually attract ducks, but
only pigeons.
~ The World of Doctor
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