Proposition:
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×
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Proof:
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| Q.E.D., mon chéri |
Assignment:
Come up with a verbal description that is as valuable as that picture of
La divine Aurélie, yet which serves as counterexample to that purported
proof. That is to say, your essay
must number no more than 999 words.
Your grade will be based on: Content (10%);
Penmanship (90%)
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Bonus questions.
Owing to its sterling reputation, the Ivy League admissions
offices have outsourced their evaluation procedures for the incoming Class of
2017 to The World of Doctor Justice (headquarters: Geneva). Accordingly, we
have set a rigorous essay question. Applicants are required to select one
of the following topics, and submit an essay of fifty thousand words or fewer:
(1) Why I think Aurélie is hot,
hot, hot. (Support your
argument with suitable equations from thermodynamics.)
(2) Why la divine Aurélie
does truly deserve the epithet “divine”.
(Cite appropriate patristic
authorities.)
(3) How hard can a hard-on get? I mean, jeeezus !! (Include documentary photos.)
Include a stamped, self-addressed envelope with your
emission I mean submission.
Offer void where inhibited.
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