The World of Dr. Justice: A Simple Explanation

Friday, June 28, 2013

A Simple Explanation

Q: Why do bunnies have long ears?

A: So they’ll be easy for children to draw.

Bunny, hearkening to the Music of the Spheres (too high for you to hear)

[For further fascinating totally-true fact-checked and verified Natural History revelations,
click here:
When Penguins Ruled the Earth .

For more wonderful bunnyfun, here. ]

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About the Author

David Justice studied French at the Sorbonne, mathematics and physics at Harvard and MIT, and math and linguistics at Berkeley. He is the author of The Semantics of Form in Arabic, in the Mirror of European Languages; and of the fictional works I Don’t Do Divorce Cases (which includes stories originally published in Ellery Queen and Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine) and Murphy on the Mount. He taught French at Berkeley, and linguistics at the University of Alberta, then worked at Merriam-Webster as Editor of Etymology (where he edited Webster’s Book of Word Histories) and as Editor of Pronunciation. He subsequently was editor-in-chief at Franklin Electronic Publishers. He is currently employed as a language analyst, and consultant for the University of Maryland. He lives with his bride of forty years, overlooking a peaceful lake.