Metempsychotic Monostich

 we might wake up as woodchucks   -- yea,  before the night is through

(aging david, to his lady-love)

A Remarkable New Theorem in Relativistic Marmotics

Unbelieeeevable.   The latest Illuminati Hack Attack has managed to dislodge our patented woodchucks from their proper perch as hits #1, 2, and 3  on the first page of Google returns for phrasal search on “humble woodchuck”!   Is there no villainy to which they will not stoop?  

We fight back with this.

      Thm.   Woodchucks are humble. 
      Pf.   Left as an exercise for the reader.

The Humble Woodchuck

A ways down the page  you may find a parable (“Constructivist Angelology”), featuring our furry friend, the Humble Woodchuck. He even appears as a Label.  (Click on this Label, and you will discover a world of joy.)

Simply wishing to ascertain whether that post had yet been indexed, I searched on the phrase in Google (which had been somewhat behindhand in Crawling this new site):  and found, to my surprise and delight,  oodles upon dozens of returns for this tasty phrase!   Only -- whether Your Servant’s site be among them, could not be discovered, so numerous were they in their numerosity.

So:  What can we do, to bubble that hit towards the top?

For myself, I offer this little keywordy essay.

            How humble is the woodchuck,  in his humility!   Humble, humble, humble, humble, as he stumbles and bumbles along!  --  Say, j’evver hear this one?  A Humble Woodchuck and a Humble Hedgehog walk into a bar;  but neither has the gumption to order anything.  Now, that’s humble!

And as for you -- you too can do your part!

Simply set up a little program to automatically log in to this site and post appreciative Comments, every five minutes of every day!   That way the Google-monster will be impressed, and anyone who searches on “spurn the affordances of mere reason” or “the Museum of Particular Results”, will come straight here!  Win-win.