Thursday, January 13, 2011

A Remarkable New Theorem in Relativistic Marmotics

Unbelieeeevable.   The latest Illuminati Hack Attack has managed to dislodge our patented woodchucks from their proper perch as hits #1, 2, and 3  on the first page of Google returns for phrasal search on “humble woodchuck”!   Is there no villainy to which they will not stoop?  
We fight back with this.

      Thm.   Woodchucks are humble. 
      Pf.   Left as an exercise for the reader.


  1. A Google-image search for "humble woodchuck" finds this "polite' fellow:

  2. Thank you, sir! A stalwart individual.
    A credit to woodchuck-kind.