Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Pellicular Wikipedia


To fans of “Blindspot”, it has by now become apparent, that those tattoos (like some Inca inscriptions)  purport to explain absolutely everything,  Present Past or (especially) Future:  like Wiki -- or rather, like Borges’s  Universal Library.  All that is known, or might ever be known,  imprinted upon her skin.

To the cold, hard core of “Memento” fans, that is disappointing.  But to the rest of Walmartamerica, that is good news.  So -- Here is how YOU can employ those iconographic indicators  to your own benefit.  Take it from me, my smiling wife Veronica and our faithful dog Spot!  Just in the past three days, we brought in  this:

* Puzzled husband:  “Someone’s been swiping tomatoes from our garden again!”
Loyal wife: “ A steganographic exploitation of the inkblot blocking the singed skin hidden beneath the bandaid on Jane’s left buttock reveals:  The perpetrator is none other than the neighborhood raccoon!”
P. H:  “Ha-ha!  That furry rascal!”

* Puzzled husband:  “Omigosh, what shall we do?  Tomorrow’s our big picnic, and the weatherman is predicting thunderstorms !!”
Loyal wife: “A previously overlooked inscription  on the inside  of Jane’s eyelid  contains a cipher which, run through our Tordella supercomputers, breaks out to “21 Oct 2015”; which, according to the Old Style (Julian) calendar, breaks out to tomorrow!  And the graphic equates to an ideogram for the Egyptian sun-god Ra!  So:  It’s gonna be a bright, bright, sunshiney day !!”
P.H.:  “Woo-hoo!  Packing the mayo !!!”

* Puzzled husband:  “Gosh, honey, I’ve looked everywhere!  Wherever can I have left my carkeys ???”
Loyal wife: “A p-adic attack on the recursively-enciphered left-armpit image from Jane reveals … (long technical discussion deleted) ….they're  in the right pocket of your gray overcoat!”

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Allies versus “guarantors”


In his sad, wise, detailed chronicle of the fall of the Troisième république, William Shirer amply deliniates the hypocrisy and fecklessness of the French military high command, and much of the government as well.   In that, they are outdone only by the quite contemptible performance of the Belgians, both King and military.

But our point here is not to rake over those coals (though the lessons should be borne in mind, as the European Union shudders and cracks under the strain of the migrants crisis);  rather,  simply to cite therefrom, a useful and interesting terminological dichotomy, insufficiently in use in our day, between allies and guarantors:

The fact that Britain had sent the only army it had, and the French the best army it had, to help defend Belgium, did not seem to mean to him [King Leopold] that Belgium owed anything to them.  As the Belgian writer Marcel Thiry later pointed out,
The thought of the King was that, even after the violation of our tettitory, we had no allies but merely guarantors.  This was much more than a nuance:  with allies, you make war to the end, cost what it may;  guarantors, on the other hand, have the unilateral obligation to aid you by all their means, without you assuming any obligations toward them.
-- Wm Shirer, The Collapse of the Third Republic (1969), p. 696

The distinction regains point during the current going pageant on in Washington, in which Obama and Netanyahu put on a pantomime of their respective countries being “allies”.
The United States and Israel are not allies -- never have been.  Rather, the U.S. is Israel’s guarantor.  And perhaps that’s a good thing, perhaps an excellent thing -- to taste;  but no-one should form any illusion that the relationship is reciprocal.  (It is what the French call a contrat léonin.)


Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Yet another reason never to say anything online, anywhere, ever, at all


From this morning’s news:

A former Countdown champion hunted down and attacked a teenager after she posted a bad review of his book online.
Richard Brittain smashed a bottle of wine into Paige Rolland’s head as she stacked shelves in an Asda supermarket in Glenrothes, Scotland.
He tracked the 18-year-old down online through her social media accounts after reacting badly to her analysis of his self-published title.
Brittain, 28, who was crowned Countdown champion in 2006, travelled 500 miles from his home in Bedford to the Fife town.

PS:   Every book I have ever read  was simply wonderful.
(With the possible exception of some by certain dead guys.  Only, even they might have their fanatical fans.   So, yeh, I totally loved “Paradise Regained”.)

Further proof (if more were needed) that “silence is golden”:


Sunday, November 8, 2015

Rede an die deutsche Nation



Rede an die deutsche Nation
von Frau Doktor Bundeskanzlerin
Angela Erika Merkel

* Your replacements have arrived.

* Leave the key under the doormat.

* Good luck with what’s left of your life.



I love to go  ♫ a-wandering
upon the moun-tain track!
And as I go, ♪ I love  to  sing,
my knapsack on my back.



[Update 8 November 2015] From a noted German author:

Was hat denn Schiller gemeint, wenn er rief: Seid umschlungen, Millionen?
Das war abstrakt und erhaben, im Reich des Gedankens. Heute kann es uns passieren, dass nicht wir die Millionen umschlingen, sondern die Millionen  uns.

Viele der Muslime wissen nicht, was es heisst, eine andere Religion zu respektieren. Man hat vergessen, dass auf den Flüchtlingsbooten Christen ins Wasser geworfen wurden.



[Weiteres zum Thema:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2015/10/abschaffung-deutschlands-qui-prodest.html ]

For your viewing pleasure:
https://youtu.be/VWSJM6IK8Ag

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Procedurals: a Viewer’s Guide


Disappointed critics of the TV show “Blindspot”  have suggested that it devolved to a mere police-procedural.   Actually it is not that:  it is less than that, aspiring to be more than that.

A police procedural is of interest  only if it actually gives you a glimpse of the procedures of the police (or FBI, or whoever).   Tradecraft above all.  As such, the Police Procedural, as a genre, is inherently neither more nor less interesting than insights into any other walk of life, such as:

* Plumber’s Procedural

This week, we learn how to really unclog a toilet.


* Philologist’s Procedural

This week, we meet a ferociously irregular verb.


* Penguin Procedural

Last week, we mostly just stood around motionless, just like the week before, and the week before that.   This week, we finally go get some fish.

On “Blindspot”, we see no real police-work at all.  The solution is handed to the team on a platter, based on the tattoos plus less a four seconds’ worth of mumbo-jumbo.  And that is all as well.  If you’re not going to do it right, don’t do it at all -- don’t waste screen-time.   Forensically, each episode’s crime-of-the-week  is no more than a featureless pushpin on a wall-map.   The question is whether that wall-map will eventually develop  an interesting pattern.


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As pure a specimen of a broadcast police procedural  as you might hope to find, was the old “Dragnet” radio series of the 1950s.  I used to savor its re-runs on “The Big Broadcast” (Ed Walker, God rest your soul).  Though one may doubt how closely the scripts hewed to actual LAPD cases, they were conformable in pattern, in that they were -- basically boring.   No moles, no Dickensian witnesses from the past, very little gunplay (the cops might be investigating some previous gunplay, but you didn’t hear it in flashback), no interesting intricacy of plot.  Just the sort of dumb crimes that the sort of dullards who become petty criminals  typically perpetrate.  It took a sort of heroism to stick with that formula, week after week and year after year -- just as the actual flatfeet on the beat had to do.   They did not save the planet weekly, in fiction or in fact, based on helicopter gunships and cool cryptic naked-lady tattoos.


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[Update 3 November 2015]  As the series lazily unrolls, it becomes apparent that it owes less than nothing to the humdrum but workmanlike procedurals.   Unfortunately, the genre it most resembles is computerized role-player games.  As there, there are indefinitely many bad-guys to shoot, like ducks in a gallery:  you can always do it, despite the fact that they are armed with automatic weapons and you with just a service revolver, because they contain nor flesh nor blood -- unlike reality, they can’t really shoot back. In Episode 6, a refreshingly skeptical badguy comments, to the FBI team, astray in the greenwood:  “What is this, a scavenger hunt?”  Well, exactly. To your right, there lies a mailbox; or, a dwarf offers you a key:  in this case, the payoff was a trunk full of automatic weapons plus a treasure map that led to a fully-fueled spanking-new helicopter waiting for your convenience in a meadow, under a tarp.   A deux ex machina that probably went down very well with a generation that lives in daily expectation of having cool stuff handed to them free.


[Update March 2016]  I finally gave up on it.  The program having by now amply demonstrated that Tattoo Girl is far smarter and more capable than any of the men around her, is now reduced (by way of nearest variation) to demonstrating the similar superiority of what’s-her-name (which I forgot;  she is referred to only by a business-like surname, but of course otherwise has all the babe stigmata) to whatever straw-Man is standing around waiting to be put smartly in his place -- his Y chromosome dangling from his neck  like a leper’s bell.
At the latest such instance, I discreetly pushed a buzzer at my desk, and the whole show dropped disappearing through a trap-door in the floor.

[Update April 2016]  Curious nevertheless to see if any dots were getting connected, I glanced at Wikipedia’s summaries recent episodes.  They may be summarized thus:

In the next episode, the shark jumps the monkey, and then they have sex.

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Word of the Day: “Collectedly”


[After weeks of essayistic Bigthink, I now, quâ linguist, perform the humble function pioneered by Miss Fidditch -- the grammatical equivalent of sweeping up the droppings behind a horse.]

When I taught French at Berkeley, it was my strict rule never to utter an ungrammatical or idiomatic sentence within earshot of my students:  for such, even bracketed by Awful Warnings, might neurologically  nonetheless  imprint itself  upon the immature and budding brain.   That is decidedly true for language-learning; recent studies suggest -- depressingly -- a broader application, to the effect that well-meaning academic or governmental campaigns informing the public “Don’t do X!”, actually enhances the status of ‘X’ in the mind (if we can call it that) of much of the public.  And this, not out of contrarian orneriness, but from simple psychology (or perhaps, the psychology of the simple):  Classic example, the unwisdom of Nixon’s “I am not a crook!”  Inevitably, that conujures up a picture of Nixon in the garb of a Beagle Boy -- granted, with a red slant line across it;  but such is the unconscious, as Papa Sigmund has taught us, that such a proviso will, in practice, fail of its effect.

And so to today’s mini-morsel.
The media are reporting that the Colorado Springs killer proceeded … and here we shall deliberately not quote what they are transmitting, since it is inherently semantically toxic.  What the witnesses meant to say, was, that the killer proceeded “calmly and collectedly”.   Collected:  self-composed, self-possessed.  As in the classic phrase, "Cool, calm, and collected."
What makes the adjective collected (and its associated adverb) somewhat tricky, is that its sense bears only an indirect relation to current uses of the verb collect, and none at all to the noun collection.   The use is originally metaphorical, as in "collect one's thoughts", "gather one's wits".  Or, in modern slang, "get it together".

A single person cannot move “collectively”, any more than a single person can “disperse”.  (That latter verb, with its obligatorily plural subject, is a favorite example of linguists.)

Thus ends our lesson for the day.

Just the logic, ma’am (Chapter 2)


The Telepolis site (http://www.heise.de/tp/) posts overview essays on various subjects, some keenly observed and others dim-witted;  but in either case, an alert cadre of readers tends to supply commentaries more interesting than the original article.
Such is the case today, when a piece with the arresting title


(I shall spare the reader the name of the authoress)  manages to meander along without ever addressing the titular question.   The readers then weigh in to make up the difference.
Very much in the imperturbable but implacable style of our own earlier effort along these lines (Just the logic, ma’am (Chapter 1) ), one Theodem starts from the rot-grün-Merkel assumptions and proceeds to the logical apodosis.  We reproduce its final paragraphs.

Die Wohnungstür ist letztlich nichts anderes, als die Grenze, die den
Privatraum einer Person vom öffentlichen Raum trennt, so wie eine
Staatsgrenze den privaten Raum einer Gesellschaft vom internationalen
Raum trennt. Und so wie die Schließung einer Grenze auf der
Balkanroute einen schlimmen Stau verursacht, verursacht natürlich
auch die Schließung der Haustüren einen Stau in den
Sammelunterkünften.
Das Vermögen und Einkommen wird über die Steuer geteilt
(Zwangsabgaben). Und die Wohnung wird eben über
Zwangseinquartierungen geteilt. 
Das Aufzeigen dieses natürlichen Zusammenhangs als "Volksverhetzung"
zu bezeichnen, zeigt deutlich, dass die Teddybärenwerfer selbst
inkonsequent und widersprüchlich agieren und argumentieren. 

Note:  The logical underpinnings of that rhetorical move, may be savored here:
  Modus tollens tolendus est!

[Update 22 Dec 2015]  Property is being seized in Austria as well, in service of the Great Replacement:

Mit dem Durchgriffsrecht des Bundes wurden bisher 2750 Plätze für Flüchtlinge geschaffen
 
 

Bank Robbery (erweitert)


[1 November 2015]  A new wrinkle has appeared, in the matter of transAtlantic economic strong-arming.  Excerpt from a richly detailed report, on a site that is nowise salonfähig  but which apparently sometimes does its due research:

Der VW-Skandal hat nicht nur Wolfsburg erschüttert, sondern wird als Rammbock gegen die deutsche Wirtschaft insgesamt missbraucht. Der Skandal ist medial inszeniert und hilft einzig der maroden Supermacht USA bei der Schwächung eines Konkurrenten.
Die Bild-Zeitung gab, wie so oft, den Takt vor: «Das Beben bei Volkswagen – warum tut es uns allen so weh? Weil es eben nicht nur um ein Auto geht. Es geht um Made in Germany.» Die Londoner Times, eines der Sprachrohre der dortigen Börse, stieß ins selbe Horn: «Unmittelbar ist der Skandal ein schwerer Schlag für einen zentralen Pfeiler der stärksten Wirtschaftsmacht Europas.» Auch in Italien wurde kolportiert, dass der VW-Skandal «den guten Namen von ganz Made in Germany zu untergraben» drohe (La Stampa).
Aber was war eigentlich geschehen? Der Börsenexperte Dirk Müller («Mr. Dax») war einer der Wenigen, die kühlen Kopf behielten. Unter der Überschrift «Volkswagen-Skandal ist gar keiner» schrieb er auf n-tv: «Volkswagen hat die Tests für Diesel-Abgaswerte manipuliert. An dieser Stelle ist es völlig unstrittig, dass dies intolerabel ist und Konsequenzen haben muss. Aber es sei noch einmal betont, dass wir über geschönte Abgaswerte reden und nicht etwa über funktionslose Airbags, versagende Bremssysteme, über die die Fahrer nicht rechtzeitig informiert wurden, oder wissentlich defekte Zündschlösser, die zu zahlreichen Todesfällen geführt haben.“ Im letzten Fall war General Motors der Schuldige gewesen – der Anlasserdefekt kostete 174 Menschen das Leben.

Ein anderes Beispiel: Seit Jahren ist es bei allen Automobilherstellern gang und gäbe, dass der Kraftstoffverbrauch unter Testbedingungen im Labor stark von dem unter alltäglichen Verkehrsbedingungen abweichen kann. Die Softwaresteuerung, die dafür verantwortlich ist, entspricht jener, die jetzt bei der Manipulation der Abgaswerte durch VW aufgeflogen ist. Die südkoreanischen Autobauer Hyundai und Kia mussten für die Angabe des falschen Spritverbrauchs 100 Millionen Dollar Strafe bezahlen, General Motors kam mit 900 Millionen Dollar für die 174 Toten im Zündschloss-Skandal davon. So billig wird es für VW nicht werden: Der Absturz seines Aktienkurses vernichtete zwischenzeitlich Papierwerte in Höhe von 30 Milliarden Euro – und von der US-Umweltbehörde droht ein Bußgeld von 16 Milliarden Euro. Es ist offensichtlich, dass hier mit zweierlei Maß gemessen wird.
Interessanterweise gab es nach dem Auffliegen der Manipulationen bei VW kurzzeitig auch Spekulationen über ähnliche Tricksereien bei anderen Automobilherstellern mit Sitz in Deutschland, nicht aber bei US-Herstellern wie Opel oder Ford. Auch die mehrheitlich im US-Besitz befindliche Daimler-Benz AG blieb verschont. (…) Beschäftigen uns etwas ausführlicher mit dem amerikanischen Hintergrund des sogenannten VW-Skandals. Die USA stehen wirtschaftlich mit dem Rücken an der Wand:

■ Da sie für ihre Staatsanleihen kaum noch Abnehmer finden, drängen sie diese europäischen Notenbanken auf oder kaufen sie selbst. 500 Milliarden US-Dollar, die die Volksrepublik China seit Frühjahr abgestoßen hat, wurden von europäischen Notenbanken übernommen und etwa bei der Banque Nationale de Belgique «zwischengeparkt».

■ Das jährliche Handelsbilanzdefizit von Uncle Sam ist auf annähernd eine Billion US-Dollar angewachsen, weil seine Exporte auf dem Weltmarkt immer schlechter abzusetzen sind. Hinzu kommen die Verteuerung der für die heimische Automobilindustrie nötigen chinesischen Importgüter durch die Yuan-Aufwertung und die Tatsache, dass die US-Industrie weiter Marktanteile an europäische Hersteller verliert.
■ Die US-Wirtschaft insgesamt kommt trotz Nullzinspolitik – sprich: kostenloser Kreditvergabe – nicht in Schwung. Die seit Langem angekündigte Erhöhung des Leitzins durch die Notenbank Federal Reserve (Fed) wird immer wieder verschoben.
■ Selbst die alles dominierende US-Rüstungsindustrie fällt als Lokomotive aus, da ein großer Krieg, der ausreichend Nachfrage generieren könnte, entweder nicht in Sicht ist, oder das Pentagon davor zurückscheut.
Beispiele hierfür finden sich zur Genüge. Im Sommer 2014 verpflichtete die US-Justiz in einem zweifelhaften Verfahren die französische Großbank BNP Paribas zu Strafzahlungen von rund neun Milliarden US-Dollar, weil das Geldinstitut Handel mit Staaten wie dem Iran, Kuba oder Sudan getrieben habe, über die Washington Sanktionen verhängt hat. Der Schlag traf Frankreich an seiner derzeit empfindlichsten Stelle, dem überschuldeten Bankensektor. Im August 2015 verursachten amerikanische Hedgefonds den größten Börsencrash in der chinesischen Nachkriegsgeschichte. Über Leerverkäufe – sogenannte short sales – setzten sie einen Abwärtsstrudel chinesischer Aktien in Gang, der von der Regierung in Peking nur mit Mühe aufgefangen werden konnte. Die Folge war ein regelrechtes Börsenmassaker in Shanghai und Shenzhen.

[Reposted below, our original take on the Paribas affair, from May 2014]

 
We earlier commented on the improvised foray into foreign policy on the part of the NYPD, backed by an unlikely alliance of local Erinnyes and the New York Post.   The result was a tremendous disruption of French politics, of which most Americans are unaware, nor do they care.
This week, another drama has been playing out, scarcely reported save in the usual bland manner of the fleeting financial bulletins (BNP stock falls on the news; meanwhile in Malaysia …), and analyzed from a political and legal perspective, almost not at all.   

In brief:  The Justice Department is demanding payment from the French bank Paribas, roughly equal to twice its annual income last year (and enough to tip it into the red for the present), for conduct that was quite legal in Europe, where the transactions in question were conducted, but which runs afoul of US regulations.   The purported legal basis for this:  the transactions were denominated in dollars (libellés en dollars).   That is rather as though we were to demand damages from some Indian pop-star, claiming jurisdiction simply on the grounds that the song in question was sung in English, over which we claim a kind of worldwise conservatorship.

Outre l'amende, BNP Paribas a fait appel aux meilleurs avocats de Wall Street pour éviter une autre sanction potentiellement lourde: la suspension temporaire de son droit à mener des transactions en dollars. Une telle limitation, outre son caractère humiliant, affecterait sérieusement nombre d'activités de la banque, pas simplement aux États-Unis. La loi de l'État de New York interdit à une banque de maquiller la documentation de transactions en dollars qui viennent se dénouer auprès de la Fed de New York, même si elles ont eu lieu hors des États-Unis. Or BNP Paribas est accusée d'avoir caché aux autorités américaines de multiples transactions en dollars, pourtant conformes au droit européen.

Adding spice to the ragout is the detail that the regulations in question, far from being an application of generally recognized ethics or equity, were pushed through by particular political lobbies, whose agendas are purely their own, and do not align with American interests save now and then by accident.   To wit:  the pariah status of Nation X (pushed through by partisans of what, during Iran-Contra, might not be named, other than as “Country A”), and of Nation Y (in obeissance to an even tinier but quite violent core of operatives bent upon restoring the Casino Culture to Country C).
Upon these narrow fanaticisms, the tip of the world’s inverted financial pyramid  now wobbles.


 “Nice little bank y’got there…
Be a shame if somefing was to happen to it.”


That this development goes uncommented at home -- a nation with a historically casual attitude towards breaking other people’s china -- is unsurprising; but foreign reporting has likewise been surprisingly muted.   We must delve into the Readers Comments section  to find opinions of the sort we might seek on the editorial page, though they be mentioned only to refute them:

Wie lange noch wollen sich die Banken der Welt von den USA vorführen lassen, und mit welchem Recht? So lange jede Bank für sich kuscht, werden die USA ihre Erpressungen fortsetzen können. Vielleicht hören wir ja aber bald mal: Banken aller Welt, vereinigt Euch...

Il y a une chose très pourri sur le fond (indépendamment que certaines transactions de la BNP soient condamnables ou non).
Les Américains nous ont imposé dans le passé le dollar US comme monnaie de référence après l'abandon du standard or (Bretton-Woods) en forçant ainsi, tous les banques de travailler en USD. Maintenant, ils prétendent que toute transaction en USD tombe sous le coup de leur justice. Le moindre chose qu'on puisse dire, que cette manipulation est extrêmement hypocrite.
Monsieur Hollande ferait bien d'annuler l'invitation officielle de M Obama pour le 6 Juin (s'il veut venir à titre privé, c'est son affaire). C'est la seule chose qui ferait réfléchir tout le monde.


There have long been grumblings about replacing the dollar as the unique reserve currency;  this sort of overreach may hasten the day.

A Suisse financial journalist comments here:


"We'd like to make a withdrawal."


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~  Posthumous Endorsement ~
"Seems like I had it all backwards:
Don’t rob a bank from the sidewalk like I did;
rob it from the boardroom.
Oh well, too late now.
But never too late for an exciting mystery --  "
(My name is Jesse James, and I approved this message.)
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Ten billion big ones  is not chump change.  One reader puts it in perspective:

10 Milliarden Dollar, das entspricht dem Jahreseinkommen von 400.000 arbeitenden Otto-Normalverbrauchern.

 [Note:  "Otto-Normalverbraucher" = Joe Bloggs.]


Ah well -- A deadbeat raises the lolly however he can.  And ten billion is just about what Britain has just awarded itself, with some creative accounting:

The British Government has just announced, through the statistics office the ONS, that they will be adding around £10 billion to estimates of what the UK’s GDP actually is. This is to account for the activity going on in the drugs and prostitution sectors.



[Update]  It now appears that, in addition to a whopping fine, the U.S. is demanding that Paribas fire certain employees that have displeased their foreign masters.   The demand seems extraordinary -- what possible jurisdiction could apply? -- but a parallel does spring to mind, from the current offering of “24”, “Live Another Day”.  Here, some terrorists have hijacked a fleet of drones and have threatened to incinerate thousands unless U.S. President Heller give himself up.
Not a pleasant parallel.



[Flash update]  This just in!
The Supreme Court of China has found the U.S. banking sector guilty of doing business with Taiwan, and has assessed damages of ten trillion yuan.  Failure to promptly comply will result in an immediate cessation of Chinese purchase of T-bills, and calling-in all its loans, resulting in a swift collapse of the American economy.
In other news, OPEC has determined that the United States is guilty of commercial dealings with Israel, contrary to Islamist law.    Oil exports have been halted until the guilty parties are turned over to Hizballah for trial.



Sauce for goose, is gander-sauce


In another unexpected development, the Neighborhood Association of Monogamy Lane, Littletown USA, where Dr Justice and his bride and their companion-hamster make their home, has assessed the worldwide media the round figure of 10 quadrillion euros, for having repeatedly violated the airspace above their sylvan cul-de-sac with unauthorized transmission of electromagetic waves.  Early analysis suggests that the Association might be willing to settle for a lower figure in return for lifetime free streaming of “Leave it to Beaver”.


[Classroom assignment:  Figure out which portions of this post are satire, and which are straight news.  Harder than you might think.]


[Update 1 June 2014]  Finally, some politically alert commentary is appearing in the mainstream press, to probe beneath the lid.  Turns out the Credit Suisse shakedown was also questionable:

In Europe, people are beginning to question the continual stream of investigations, indictments and regulatory fines involving European banks. Some even go so far as to accuse US regulators of pursuing a “vendetta” against European banks to appease public anger about the banking industry without harming the US industry. The dominance of European banks on the US regulators’ hit list is indeed noticeable, and not just for sanctions-busting: European banks also feature prominently in regulatory investigations into rigging of benchmark rates.

But the US regulators don’t need to be “picking on” European banks for those banks to feature prominently in criminal prosecutions for sanctions breaking and tax evasion. Internationally, there is no consistency of law. The offenses for which these banks have been fined are not necessarily offenses in their countries of origin.

Consider Credit Suisse’s recent conviction for “conspiracy to evade taxes”. Credit Suisse helped US citizens to evade tax. Under US law, both Credit Suisse and the customers involved were guilty of a crime. But Credit Suisse is a Swiss bank, and tax evasion is not a crime in Switzerland – but disclosing customer information is.


In these two cases,  then, the United States is not merely acting as international traffic cop, but as enforcing its own local regulations abroad -- ticketing Englishmen for driving on the left, as it were.
Now, I am not arguing from any position of blanket anti-interventionism. There are indeed a few unfortunate nations that seem perennially incapable of managing their own affairs.   But France and Switzerland are not among them.


[Update D-Day]   A disparity in press coverage across the Atlantic:

Une amende atteignant 16 milliards de dollars a été évoquée dans le cadre des débuts des négociations entre BNP Paribas et les autorités américaines, rapporte ce vendredi Reuters. De son côté, la presse américaine continue d'évoquer un montant compris entre 8 et 10 milliards de dollars.

And an interesting reader’s-comment on that page:

Déjà le 16 avril 2014 (www.latribune.fr) Le "diktat" du président américain oblige Renault à cesser toute activité en Iran. Faute de quoi, l'Alliance Renault-Nissan risquerait de ne plus pouvoir commercer avec les Etats-Unis. Renault a produit à travers ses partenaires 100.000 voitures en Iran l'an dernier... Déjà, PSA avait dû se retirer en 2012 sous la pression de GM. Un manque à gagner pour l'industrie tricolore!
Après 14 ans à l’Elysée et juste avant de mourir Mittérand écrivait:
« la France ne le sait pas, mais nous sommes en guerre avec l’Amérique. Oui une guerre permanente, une guerre vitale, une guerre économique, une guerre sans mort, apparement.
Oui, ils sont très durs les Américains, ils sont voraces, ils veulent le pouvoir sans partage sur le monde.
C’est une guerre inconnue, une guerre permanente, sans mort apparemment et pourtant une guerre à mort ». 27/1/97 le dernier Mitterand de Georges Marc Benamou.


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We commented here on the bizarre American mishandling of the reparations and interallied-debt question after WWI.  (Usually this issue is depicted with France as the intransigent, and Wilson as the voice of reason.  Wilson was the voice of reason on this issue, but the rest of the country was not.)  This was more than a fleeting kerfuffle;  a distinguished chronicler who worked much of his life in France and Germany during the crucial years, summarizes the matter thus:

For more than a decade, the wrangling over war debts blew ill-feeling to and fro across the Atlantic.  By the time Hitler came to power in Germany at the beginning of 1933, the great alliance of the three Western democracies, which had humbled the Nazi dictator’s predecessors in 1918, was in ashes.  It was not to be revived, so far as the Americans were concerned, until Hitler had conquered France, put Britain in mortal peril, and declared war on the United States.
-- Wm Shirer, The Collapse of the Third Republic (1969), p. 152

Have a care, gentlemen;  have a care …