Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Tales from the Woods

 [In the never-ending struggle to keep our “humble woodchuck” search stats up, in the face of repeated attacks by the Illuminati, we offer this. ]

            A humble woodchuck, an even humbler woodchuck, and the humblest woodchuck of all, walked into a bar.
            “What’ll it be?” boomed the bartender.
            First woodchuck:  “Um… I’m good.”
            Second woodchuck:  “Yes, nothing for me.”
            Third woodchuck:  “Pass.”

Now -- that’s humble!

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