Tales from the Woods

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            A humble woodchuck, an even humbler woodchuck, and the humblest woodchuck of all, walked into a bar.

            “What’ll it be?” boomed the bartender.

            First woodchuck:  “Um… I’m good.”

            Second woodchuck:  “Yes, nothing for me.”

            Third woodchuck:  “Pass.”

Now -- that’s humble!