On Monday, the Romney campaign debuted a new slogan,
“A new tomorrow begins tomorrow.”
Hastily revising in view of changed conditions, and with a
view towards possible future developments, the campaign has issued its new
watchword:
“A new tomorrow begins today. Tomorrow, it shall have begun yesterday; and the day after
that, the day before. And so on.”
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In a surprise development, the former governor and former
moderate announced that he would not after all use
his first day in office to declare war on Iran. Instead, he will launch a nuclear strike against Iraq. “Let’s do it right this time.”
His enthusiastic base agreed. "Whatever!"
Dear Dr Justice
ReplyDeleteFor your amusement.
If only all politicians could be persuaded to head in the same direction....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/9676266/Im-A-Celebrity-Nadine-Dorries-eats-a-testicle.html
Perhaps you could use your influence with the Romney camp...
Regards
Yodelling Narcissus