The iron-clad COMSEC of the notorious Riemann Conspiracy has suffered its first-ever cryptological
leak. “This is definitely a break
in the case,” confided a code-breaker (since deceased) at Bletchley Park (current cover-name: GCHQ).
Do you dare deny the evidence of your eyes ?? |
Incredibly, the security lapse occurred in the form of a wayward carrier-pigeon code-named X-17, part of the feared-and-fabled Dove Corps, that over the centuries has carried many of the most sensitive messages. British Intel is putting out the story that the bird was found dead in a chimney (shades of Santa Claus; don’t believe it for a minute); whereas in fact, according to findings of the WDJ contra-espionage team, this feathered messenger was captured alive, but chomped down on its cyanide pellet before revelation of its destination could be tortured out of him. So those Limey fools are left with nothing but a hopelessly encoded scrap of paper -- which they will never decipher, never !
The secret dies with the bird …
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