Saturday, October 19, 2013

“I Don’t Do Divorce Cases”


Nestling unnoticed among the Sn*wden leaks, is a supersecret document revealing the hidden plans of the polybrachiate international cephalopod known as the World of Dr Justice (headquarters: Geneva).  It reads, in part, as follows:

2.  Sell hundreds of books.
3.  Sell thousands of books.
4. Sell millions of books.
5. Sell billions of books.
6. World Domination.

Pretty nefarious, you may say.  However, missing from this sinister list  is the very first step of the plot, which we reveal for the first time here:

1.  Sell dozens of books.

And that, alas, is the stage at which our scheme for world domination (don’t worry, it will be a very benevolent regime, with lots of hamsters) has stalled.

And so, to set the relentless marketing juggernaut rolling again, here is an irresistable video (you must be 18 years of age to watch):

video


This fine product can be purchased here -- for a song:


If you still harbor doubts, see the free excerpt here:
http://www.linguasacrapublishing.com/justiceexcerptdivorce.html


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Murphy, pre-deceased by his partner brother, has himself now passed to Judgment -- justus et peccator, miserere eum Domine.   You may read his obituary here:

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