[This gallery goes out to all those who, having once lit up,
subsequently failed to repent abjectly, groveling in the dust, as required by
the stifling climate of political correctness that has been spreading across
the planet like an oil slick.]
India isn't so much concerned about its periodic mob attacks on Muslims, or “Eve-teasing” (the smug
Indian euphemism for sexual pestering), or gang-rape involving metal
instruments, or dowsing wives with fire or acid for failing to increase the dowry, but there is one place they draw the line: smoking.
India’s tough censorship policy has
cost its people a wide range of visual pleasures, but even so, its latest blow
would have been difficult to anticipate. Last Thursday, film fans in India woke
up to the news that the next day’s planned release of “Blue Jasmine,” the
latest film from the writer and director Woody Allen, had been canceled.
Apparently, Mr. Allen was unwilling to follow the local guidelines for showing
people smoking on film.
According to the new rules, the
theaters must also run a 30-second advertisement provided by the Ministry of
Health and Family Welfare detailing the ill effects of tobacco before the film
begins and again at intermission. If Mr. Allen had let the Indian government
have its way, “Blue Jasmine” would have been preceded, and interrupted, by an
advertisement that starts with gory close-ups of mouth tumors in a variety of
men and women and ends with the last words from a real person lying on a
hospital bed with a swollen jaw and emaciated frame.
http://india.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/10/09/why-woody-allens-blue-jasmine-wasnt-released-in-india/?_r=0
[As one canny reader comments:
The Indian concern here stems all
the way back to 1988 when the distrubutors of The Accused forgot to
superimpose "do not do this, fellow Indians" on screen during the
gang rape scene. ]
The bluenose hypocrisies of the anti-smoking brigade in
America are bad enough; but to be out-PC’d by a place like
India, is truly astonishing.
(Note: France
has likewise surpased us in smarmy self-righteousness on this issue.)
Moi je chie sur ces puritains immondes |
For our posts promoting the glorious wonders of the
magnificent and healthy habit of enjoying the benefits of nature’s very own
tobacco leaf (which, had Saint Francis been acquainted with it, he would surely
have blessed), try these:
[Disclaimer:
Owing to the evils of corporate agribusiness, with their poisons and pesticides
and whatnot, we cannot actually, at present, in a strictly empirical as opposed
to transcendental sense, recommend smoking the products commercially available
today. However, we heartily
endorse the clean fresh taste of original unfiltered Camels (a satisfied blend
of domestic and Ottoman tobaccos), as manufactured during the New Deal,
which refreshed the senses of a generation of farmers and railroad men, my own grandpappy among them. May you enjoy deep and satisfying drags, O men of labor, in that One Big Union beyond the grave.]
which refreshed the senses of a generation of farmers and railroad men, my own grandpappy among them. May you enjoy deep and satisfying drags, O men of labor, in that One Big Union beyond the grave.]
Note: For a poem on the matter by our friend Murphy, the wise-cracking two-fisted private detective (gat in one hand, gasper in the other) check this out:
~
For the smoke-filled
adventures
of our pistol-packing
pre-Conciliar private eye,
check these out:
BAM !
~
[Afterthought] The silver screen in India
threatens to becomes quite cluttered. Supposing an actor were imprudently to chow down on a
cheeseburger, the action must needs be interrupted by warnings never to harm
the sacred cows, accompanied with explicit images and roaring soundtrack of scenes from the abattoir. Accompanied perhaps (in a bid to
attract Israeli investment) by admonishments that such a combination of milchig
and fleischig is strictly treyf.
Banned in India |
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