We salute the wise decision of our President, made under
intense pressure from millions of people who know nothing about it, to remove the retention of bulk
metakittehs (or whatever they’re called) from the control of a named Federal
behemoth, and adopt what is essentially the Republican solution to everything
these days -- shut down the government function and turn it all over to a “third
party” -- i.e., private industry, with no holds barred. Word on the street has it
that Twitter, Fox News, and Dick Cheney (adopting a new hobby in retirement)
are in a bidding war for the rights to control this juicy prize.
Some naysayers have pointed out that, under the previous
protocols, such data was kept in protected compartments, not open to the
Internet or anything else, which could be accessed only with special
dispensation, by trained personnel who had undergone a rigorous TS//SI
clearance process, who had sworn an oath to protect uphold the law, who had
submitted detailed justification of a need-to-know, whose personal identifiers
are on their every keystroke, and who, in case of abuse, stood at a minimum to
lose their clearance and their
job, and quite likely to go to prison as well. Whereas now, the phone records will become the plaything of
twenty-somethings, interns and temps
at some sharp-elbows for-profit company, who, bored on a Friday
afternoon, will no doubt be poring over these same records, looking up the
numbers of their friends, to see if anything LOL or OMG is going on, and
tweeting out their findings over cokes and beers. But naysayers have been well characterized by a noted
philosopher as the “nattering nabobs of negativism”, and we may safely ignore
what they say.
*
Für psychologisch
tiefgreifende Krimis,
in pikanter
amerikanischer Mundart,
und christlich gesinnt,
klicken Sie bitte
hier:
*
For indeed,
properly understood, the new proposal is win-win. For while, on the one hand, Americans
unanimously proclaim “Keep Your Mitts Off My Metakittehs, Big Government!”, the
flip side of this is that every American considers it his or (especially) her
birthright, to know all the latest dish about all their fave stars plus the
boudoir life of politicians plus Miss Stuck-Up starlet’s actual age and weight,
and basically to poke into the affairs of all their BFFs and pseudo, soi-disant
BFFs (you won’t be-lieve what she just said about you on the phone!), plus all
their boyfriends, ex-boyfriends, girlfriends, “friends with benefits”, drinking buddies, transgender pals,
plus ex-wives ex-husbands soon-to-be-ex wives and about-to-become-very-ex
husbands, plus neighbors, relatives, people who owe you money, people you owe
money to -- and so forth. And now,
that will all be possible.
For whereas previously, a limited range of data could be squinted at,
gingerly, by a professional, under supervision, in the rare case that a genuine
terrorist lead should emerge (which happens boringly seldom), now it’ll all be
fair game, just like your credit-card numbers at Target; and the most intimate details of your
friends’ private lifes can now be tweeted out to the world in real time and
beamed around the world by satellite -- and into outer space. Soon, tiny green people on Mars will
know who you have been trysting with.
This, indeed, is what we are proud to call Freedom. (Security? N-n-not so much.)
~
[Update 18 January 2014] French readers aren’t buying it. (I quote the following comments mostly
for their enjoyably piquant style.)
Obama rogne les grandes oreilles de la NSA
http://www.lefigaro.fr/international/2014/01/17/01003-20140117ARTFIG00527-obama-rogne-les-grandes-oreilles-de-la-nsa.php
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Quel arrogance, quel outrance de
déclarer "on va moins vous espionner mais un peu quand même" !!!
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Les oreilles tremblent...On les
entend d' ici...
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Un pur et évident enfumage...
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Obama ne "rogne" rien du
tout, dans un pays où les services tirent les ficelles et font un président et
non pas l'inverse.
S'il serait sérieux ou s'il n'avait que la moitié du pouvoir nécessaire pour le faire, il nommerait Snowden en chef de la commission destinée à surveiller la NSA.
S'il serait sérieux ou s'il n'avait que la moitié du pouvoir nécessaire pour le faire, il nommerait Snowden en chef de la commission destinée à surveiller la NSA.
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Cette information ressemble tres
fort a une HOLLANDE, c'est a dire une annonce qui n'aura aucun effet car tres
difficile a appliquer et meme si cela ce fait, il faudrait au moins deux ans a
cause de problemes techniques.
HOLLANDE fait des émules
HOLLANDE fait des émules
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Foutage de gueule .... Comment y
croire ?
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La différence? La NSA sous-traitera
ces missions au GCHQ britannique qui est son franchisé en Europe.
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Sans déconner il n'y a pas plus
inféodés aux Etats-Unis que nos politiques européens, qu'est-ce qu'ils ont à
craindre d'un François Hollande par exemple? Il ramperait pour qu'Obama lui
accorde un peu d'attention (tout comme Sarko à l'époque, il avait les yeux qui
brillaient quand il voyait Obama, il était pathétique)... Les Américains (ou
Israel) nous demandent de faire la guerre à tel ou tel pays? On obéit sur le
champ!
Même nos grands groupes industriels européens obéissent au doigt et à l'oeil aux Américains.
Même nos grands groupes industriels européens obéissent au doigt et à l'oeil aux Américains.
A philological note on that last comment: I was not previously familiar with that
idiom “obéir au doigt et à l'oeil”.
It is reminiscent of the Arabic formula of acquiescence to a
request, `ala l-ra’s wa-l-`ayn
(literally, ‘on the head and the eye’).
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